Joel Selwood

[Lockyer24]

Head Duck Joely now comes in Knee Buckle Diver Joely

Judd and Hodge get a lot of shit for grimcaing, this kids expressions of pain whenever someone touches him is embarassing

Was a disgrace to the good town of Bendigo tonight.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Because he gets to the ball first, bit hard to do it when you are trailling behind.

Absolutely, one of the key rules it to get to the ball first, then drop to your knees or fling yourself into the turf. We saw a lot of that tonight from selwood.

 

[catman2006]

Well at least he gets to the ball first Hawthorn players should try it sometimes, you might even win a game or 2.

 

[Bartosrules]

Absolutely, one of the key rules it to get to the ball last, then drop to your knees or fling yourself into the turf. We saw a lot of that tonight from collingwood.

edited for accuracy

 

[jonbe54]

Selwood gun player but sadly a pathetic free begger how good could he be if he concentrated on playing football instead of for the free?

It's really the umps fault for supplying his habit, bloody free pushing umps really should be booked for suppling the boy's bad habits.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

lol @ anyone saying he deserves free kicks because he gets to the ball first. Luke Ball does the same thing and gets nothing from the umpires. Maybe if he played for frees a bit more he would but I guess he has integrity.

 

[2minNoodle]

Expert at throwing himself forward when tackled for the 'in the back' or buckling his knees for the 'high contact' frees.

Mate, you sound like a broken record. Get over it.
Was in a restaurant with Franklin - brushed past him on the way to a table and he threw his arms out.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Mate, you sound like a broken record. Get over it.

I guess it's a broken record because everybody says it. Obviously none of the commercial media would actually go out and accuse him of anything cos the whingeing from Geelong would be epic, but they do everything but call him a diver these days.

 

[catman2006]

lol @ anyone saying he deserves free kicks because he gets to the ball first. Luke Ball does the same thing and gets nothing from the umpires. Maybe if he played for frees a bit more he would but I guess he has integrity.

Ball should ask Pendelbury how to do it, showed tonight he's on par with Selwood.

 

[catman2006]

I guess it's a broken record because everybody says it. Obviously none of the commercial media would actually go out and accuse him of anything cos the whingeing from Geelong would be epic, but they do everything but call him a diver these days.

Yeah Geelong have so many supporters to make a difference.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Look at the bitches line up

 

[loz14]

Love all the Selwoods, if you don't then you have a problem with yourself

+ 1

them all! (But Joel is obviously the best)

 

[RegHickeyStand]

Selwood breaks tackles and gets free doing the same thing that gets him frees. Some players just hang on longer and they end up with their arms around his neck. Some players are not too bright.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

If Selwood causes the contact to go high by dropping to the ground or lifting his arms it should be play on. If the tackle is initially high it should be a free kick. That should go for any player.

Also noticed that he has a tactic for getting push in the back frees. Was tackled from behind by Shaw in the last quarter and pinned his arms to his side and went to ground, pulling Shaw down on top of him. Clever move.

 

[tazhawk]

Look at the bitches line up

If it was a player from another team that milks free kicks like Selwood, then you would be leading the chorus about it.

****ing hypocrite.

 

[Double the Fist]

Hate all you want. The bloke's a gun.
Gets a lot of frees, cause he gets a lot of footy.
Respect.

Is this Bay 13 or bay 12? WTF?

PS I like it when the dinosaur eats them words!
But not as much as the tank crushing them.

 

[Zeke]

If you're going to become true Selwoods, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

offended bitches everywhere in this thread.

 

[chefmeister]

you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

Sounds like MM's last game strategy against Geelong...
hmmm, worked a treat...

 

[J Squad]

 

[Shawt]

Every player in the league knows Selwood's reaction to be tackled

If you get sucked in like Swan did, you deserve to have a free kick paid against you.

 

[Kipz]

Really should take a bow.




Oh wait he does at every sign of physical contact, carry on

 

[RegHickeyStand]

Selwood gun player but sadly a pathetic free begger how good could he be if he concentrated on playing football instead of for the free?

It's really the umps fault for supplying his habit, bloody free pushing umps really should be booked for suppling the boy's bad habits.

Maybe if you noticed the amount of times he shrugs off opponents and gets open with exactly the same action that gets him frees?

Then there is the dumb desperate players who try to counter that, but only end up with their arms around his neck.

 

[chefmeister]

Really should take a bow.
Oh wait he does at every sign of physical contact, carry on

lol, how long have you known this..???
Yet you still get sucked in..?

Take a bow yourself, for constant and repetitive stupidity.

 

[RegHickeyStand]

If Selwood causes the contact to go high by dropping to the ground or lifting his arms it should be play on. If the tackle is initially high it should be a free kick. That should go for any player.

Also noticed that he has a tactic for getting push in the back frees. Was tackled from behind by Shaw in the last quarter and pinned his arms to his side and went to ground, pulling Shaw down on top of him. Clever move.

Starting to get paranoid now.

Who initiates the tackle and is in control? Selwood has the ball or doesn't he? How the hell does he do all that with the ball and with Shaw not being a cardboard cut out?

If it really happened as you say, tell Shaw to retire. Its all over for him.