Flogstradamus Jordan DeGoey off to the states to turn himself into the next Petracca. Document his abject failure here.

[theyellowsash]

 

[The Sultan]

#nostradumbass

 

[leobarryustar]

This seems arrogant enough for me to smirk at. All of a sudden DeGoey has decided to pull his finger out after 7 years collecting cheques for potential, and he has his sights set on effectively becoming the best player in the game after one pre-season of effort.

I think we can all get together for this one and enjoy his failure as a group.

De Goey keen to emulate Petracca AFL rise

Collingwood's Jordan De Goey is completing an intensive training block in California as he strives to emulate the AFL rise of Melbourne star Christian Petracca.

7news.com.au

Even if you're like me and don't really care about Collingwood, my therapist says seeing someone fail spectacularly in public is good for your self-esteem, and makes your own failures look less shameful by comparison.

In other words, this thread will be compulsory for your mental health.

Congrats OP, nailed it

 

[DragoDelph]

So many prophet calls in this thread. Well done all.

 

[iBeng]

I feel for McRae in this one, he just wants to coach a team, now he'll have to deal with this.

 

[RegHickeyStand]

A fantasy football team with De Goey, Dane Swan

Dane Swan

Age

40

Ht

185cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.9

5star

K

16.4

5star

HB

10.4

5star

M

5.9

5star

T

3.1

5star

CL

5.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

, Milne, Carlisle, ......Captain, Wayne Carey

 

[Lethality]

Only took two weeks to go from the next Petracca to the next Colin Sylvia

Colin Sylvia

Age

39

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

4.5

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.2

3star

.

 

[Lethality]

 

[dees arent rabble]

Don't see patracca bashing and groping women.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

A fantasy football team with De Goey, Dane Swan, Milne, Carlisle, ......Captain, Wayne Carey

Where's Micky Turner and Gary Ablett Snr ?

 

[dees arent rabble]

Typical Collingwood behaviour.

Wonder if he was being racist aswell

Been hanging out with joffa by the sounds of.

Grub club
Grub supporters

Collingwood should be kicked out of the AFL

 

[NetworkNerd]

 

[Joose]

If he delisted by Collingwood then Freo should pick him up.

We have an enviable record in recruiting bad boys and turning their careers around - Hogan, Sylvia and Bennell for example

 

[Deaneus!]

This seems arrogant enough for me to smirk at. All of a sudden DeGoey has decided to pull his finger out after 7 years collecting cheques for potential, and he has his sights set on effectively becoming the best player in the game after one pre-season of effort.

I think we can all get together for this one and enjoy his failure as a group.

De Goey keen to emulate Petracca AFL rise

Collingwood's Jordan De Goey is completing an intensive training block in California as he strives to emulate the AFL rise of Melbourne star Christian Petracca.

7news.com.au

Even if you're like me and don't really care about Collingwood, my therapist says seeing someone fail spectacularly in public is good for your self-esteem, and makes your own failures look less shameful by comparison.

In other words, this thread will be compulsory for your mental health.

 

[Lethality]

Flogstradamus tag thanks mods

 

[Dee Train]

Over paid flog

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Only took two weeks to go from the next Petracca to the next Colin Sylvia.

You stole this post from me.
But I stole it from Bluelegs , so it's all good.

 

[Lethality]

You stole this post from me.
But I stole it from Bluelegs , so it's all good.

It was a case of parallel thinking over here

 

[Lethality]

 

[Biffinator]

Comrades, there is only one club dumb enough to pick up JDG once Collingwood dump him in a fire sale . . . . . ... And he might become their Culture Officer . . . ..

 

[Norfs Recruiter]

Comrades, there is only one club dumb enough to pick up JDG once Collingwood dump him in a fire sale . . . . . ... And he might become their Culture Officer . . . ..

 

[theyellowsash]

any idea if he's in custody or been given bail? A month and a half training lost at least if so, though thats probably just on par with a normal years off-season for him. might even be more if hes found guilty and has to wait in lockup again for sentencing.

also, even if hes out i assume he'll have to find somewhere to train. cant imagine the group that got him over there on the sham training promo thing will be happy.

but the saddest thing of all is he wont be able to go to vegas anymore since iirc america doesnt let people with a criminal record in. what a shame, lol.

 

[Lethality]

Off-season AFL is a waste of time.

 

[Tiger Outcast]

There's never a dull moment with Jordan De Blowey .05 because he is such a barrel of lol's!..