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That's awesome ha ha, your keeper needs to be a campaigner, they certainly need to be a leader in terms of sledging. I always think of how annoying Ian Healy must have been behind the stumps, hard to handle just listening to his commentary!
I cant remember his name but the Pakistan keeper just doesn't shut up.
 

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The other side of it too is that Jonny Bairstow is an irreconcilable whinger. He wears the expression of a man perpetually aggrieved and vindicated. When things are going well it's as though he deserves it, the hero of his own story; when things are going badly, he behaves as though something unjust was done, as though he were tricked or cheated out of his rightful dues.

I have no problem with the dismissal, but I reckon if I saw my father's body hanging from the staircase when I was eight years old, I'd probably feel like the world was against me, too, tbh.
 
I have no problem with the dismissal, but I reckon if I saw my father's body hanging from the staircase when I was eight years old, I'd probably feel like the world was against me, too, tbh.
No doubt that would have been traumatic.

Good story below however.

 

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So traumatised is Jonny that's he's spent the last year doing nothing but eating. As such he's not been dropped, it's just that no one is strong enough to pick him up anymore. Poor fellow needs counselling.
 
Bairstow didnt ever recover the form after his freakish leg break injury. He seemed to be at the peak of his game and then he got that weird injury on a golf course. When he returned he just didnt seem to be the same player.
 
MCC CEO Guy Lavender confirms what we already knew that Australia didn't breach the spirit of cricket and that there'll be greater space between the poshest of poshos in the long room and Australia's cricketers during the ODI between England and Australia at Lord's in September.

If I'm Australia I'm asking the room to be cleared out. F**k em.
 

More sooking. Look I'd try and dismiss a series we got belted in, and he personally got hit in the junk like 10 times 😂, so yeah it's an asterisk 😂
FFS, how much more sooking are these blokes going to do?

I actually didn't mind Joe Root but now he's just a whiny little turd.

He embarrassed himself (as did Broad) last year when he called for an extra days play to make up for the lost time during rain delays.....only for footage to appear showing both of them celebrating England getting a draw because of rain back in 2013 (I think?)..

And now this garbage.
 

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