Kenny presser bingo

[backtozero]

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if youse blokes can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. Get what you deserve"

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

In C major

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love, hey
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love, and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love, uh
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick (hey)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you ('cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want it bad
Your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love, and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion, baby
Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby
I want your love
And I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't wanna be friends
Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't wanna be friends (caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love, and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance

 

[Mr Experience]

How good are these chips

 

[El_Scorcho]

Lets all have a crack at what standard lines Ken rolls out today. One guess each

Mine is:

"I've got enormous belief in the group, we have just been a little bit off...."

This is spot on, apart from I think he'd say "they", not "we"

 

[xflamedancer]

I don't know how you can even watch his pressers any more, just hearing his voice triggers a rage in me that has me wanting to punch something.

Only three other people's voices trigger that rage, Pauline Hansen, Scummo and David Koch

 

[finbarr]

"We fought out the game well, and that's what you expect from a proud group of footballers. I've been around footy a long time, and one thing i know is you find out a lot about yourself when the chips are down. Tonight i think our boys did something in that last quarter that they can take into next week".

 

[StuMan]

"We fought out the game well, and that's what you expect from a proud group of footballers. I've been around footy a long time, and one thing i know is you find out a lot about yourself when the chips are down. Tonight i think our boys did something in that last quarter that they can take into next week".

lol you just know it's going to have something along the lines "if we bring that intent from the last quarter, we'll win more games than we'll lose."

****ing used care salesman.

 

[Chokito]

They were betterer and scorier for longerer.

 

[tribey]

“did you know Chad knows Aquaman? you did? ah”

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

"We're going to own that."

Narrator: they didn't.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

There will be a lot of THEY and not a lot of WE tonight.

 

[Windy Cindy]

He will be in deflection mode.

Will definitely refer to injuries.

 

[finbarr]

"Rooch, if i just move a touch to my left can you rub my other testicle please? It's feeling a bit neglected".

 

[Power Raid]

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Waiting for tonight my guesses are

1- “Gotta give credit to the opposition”
2- “They were just a far better team”
3- “We as a team just need to get better”
4- “Not competitive for long enough”
5- “Happy with how we responded in the last quarter”

Let’s see if I can get bingo

 

[VineValerian]

We're not quite where we want to be.

 

[finbarr]

Apparently before Melbourne blew the game open in the second quarter we were playing the way we want to play.

 

[finbarr]

We're still learning. **** me dead.

 

[Windy Cindy]

**** he is a dribble merchant

 

[Windy Cindy]

3 mentions of injuries without mentioning it

challenges=injuries

 

[finbarr]

This guy is off his ****in' chops.

 

[Power Raid]

here we go!

 

[PAFC66]

This idiot is in a alternate universe

 

[Rogue Robot]

"we found it hard to find a score"

 

[Alyx]

One coherent sentence.

Is that too much to ask?