Match Thread Keptin Mafia v Western Stars - Friendly @ ChippyBet Oval

[Pamcake1]

What was his pick up line?

The opener was..."Do you know who I am."

 

[Pamcake1]

To be fair if you had 2 legs and 2 bumps you were always a chance to be chatted up by warnie

Nah, I know I reminded him of Liz....he had no chance but to be fair to him, he was very polite and quite charming.

 

[GreyCrow]

The opener was..."Do you know who I am."

I was going to go with that!

 

[philreich]

The opener was..."Do you know who I am."

I did hear a suggestion that his real name was Shane Michael Stephen (SMS) Warne .

 

[Pamcake1]

I was going to go with that!

And I didn't at first because he didn't have any blond tips or dye in his hair.

 

[Pamcake1]

I did hear a suggestion that his real name was Shane Michael Stephen (SMS) Warne .

Poor Darling, he got lost to himself after his hey day and went off the deep end there.

 

[philreich]

Poor Darling, he got lost to himself after his hey day and went off the deep end there.

I think Kerry O'Keefe said it best, "Between the hours of 11am and 6pm, Shane Warne would have made an excellent Australian captain. But between the hours of 6.05pm and 11am, I don't think it would have been a very good idea."

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

What was his pick up line?

Do you have a pulse?

 

[Robertio]

Do you have a pulse?

Gold lol

 

[Robertio]

Hey BLUEALLTHRU if the news hasn't reached WA yet we are playing the mafia, you'll be right at home here.

 

[Pugsley]

I was going to go with that!

I used that line too and follow it up with by the end of the night you will know if the answer was no.

 

[Mobbs]

One last bit to clear up re thewizardmelon

The submitted details mark wiz as Left Arm Fast
However wiz himself said something about being forced to bowl off spin ... or something

Can I please get this sorted? HARPSichord AnUltimateRessie

Thanks!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

One last bit to clear up re thewizardmelon

The submitted details mark wiz as Left Arm Fast
However wiz himself said something about being forced to bowl off spin ... or something

Can I please get this sorted? HARPSichord AnUltimateRessie

Thanks!

im not involved with the stars apart from being an irrelevant player HARPSichord and BigChippa52 are the (co ) skippers

 

[thewizardmelon]

One last bit to clear up re thewizardmelon

The submitted details mark wiz as Left Arm Fast
However wiz himself said something about being forced to bowl off spin ... or something

Can I please get this sorted? HARPSichord AnUltimateRessie

Thanks!

BigChippa52 asked me to sign on as a legit because the team needed one. Do you need me to go somewhere to make the change?

 

[sabso]

The opener was..."Do you know who I am."

— yeah
— you mean yeah yeah

 

[Mobbs]

BigChippa52 asked me to sign on as a legit because the team needed one. Do you need me to go somewhere to make the change?

As a legit what?

No you don't have to go anywhere except into my eyes with your preference. We are playing friendlies here so you can be switched to any of the options at the moment. I just need to know soon

BigChippa52 HARPSichord
















AnUltimateRessie

 

[HARPSichord]

As a legit what?

No you don't have to go anywhere except into my eyes with your preference. We are playing friendlies here so you can be switched to any of the options at the moment. I just need to know soon

BigChippa52 HARPSichord
















AnUltimateRessie

A legit leg spinner.

 

[HARPSichord]

im not involved with the stars apart from being an irrelevant player HARPSichord and BigChippa52 are the (co ) skippers

Let me be co-captain of the Wonders again or I'm walking!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Let me be co-captain of the Wonders again or I'm walking!

you can't walk if I take your knees

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

As a legit what?

No you don't have to go anywhere except into my eyes with your preference. We are playing friendlies here so you can be switched to any of the options at the moment. I just need to know soon

BigChippa52 HARPSichord
















AnUltimateRessie

leave me alone!

 

[Pamcake1]

— yeah
— you mean yeah yeah

How to leave a 20mil estate 101.

Funny, I was having this convo with my neice at the wedding on Sat, as she was telling me that all her cohort of men are getting to their late 20's and starting to go bald and are really sensitive about it. This was all apropo my 90+ Dad, her Grandad, still has a full head of hair. Warnie made a mint out of those ads and he didn't mind taking the piss out of himself. Being out in the sun all summer playing cricket without a hat will fry your hair folicles especially when you have such fair skin.

 

[thewizardmelon]

As a legit what?

No you don't have to go anywhere except into my eyes with your preference. We are playing friendlies here so you can be switched to any of the options at the moment. I just need to know soon

BigChippa52 HARPSichord
















AnUltimateRessie

Oh yup leg spinner, whoops. Cricket and beers and I also accidentally turned on dark
Mode too. Yuck!

 

[Pamcake1]

Oh yup leg spinner, whoops. Cricket and beers and I also accidentally turned on dark
Mode too. Yuck!

Are you our Warnie?
Taking to the field tomorrow hungover

 

[Mobbs]

The match is on track for a start tomorrow Wednesday at Chippybet Oval (Keptin Reserve) in Keptin. Pitch inspection suggests the conditions of the wicket will be "normal".

While there was some difficulty fitting a key in, I am assured there will be capacity tomorrow to squeeze in a healthy number of legends.

Note that this match will be an INTERNATIONAL friendly, as Keptin is the one Sweet CA home ground that lies over the border from Hindealla (where all the other teams are based).

At the exact moment I wish both teams good luck for the upcoming friendly, I hear a distinct snort from the Cricsim application.

Have fun over the next few days, folks!

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Robertio, I am imagining you bowling a little like John Howard?!?

I actually had my own John Howard moment a couple of years ago down at the nets with some mates. It was utterly embarrassing.