Knock Knock

[carltonchelsea]

Carlton are like snowmen, they start to melt this time of year.

That’s great campaigner, but that doesn’t help elevate your posting from utterly deplorably inane dribble gish gallop ****wittery to anything above.
You’re pathetic, no wonder old stalwarts like me abandoned the joint yonks ago, because of the stench you bring to the house.
I might start a thread…..

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Geelong*
Sydney*

 

[Footy Is The Win]

That’s great campaigner, but that doesn’t help elevate your posting from utterly deplorably inane dribble gish gallop *******tery to anything above.
You’re pathetic, no wonder old stalwarts like me abandoned the joint yonks ago, because of the stench you bring to the house.
I might start a thread…..

Just doing my bit.

 

[carltonchelsea]

Just doing my bit.

I’d rather not facilitate the image of your micro dick and you doing it.
I picture you a little like Jack Ginnivan, you have that twink thing down pat!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I’d rather not facilitate the image of your micro dick and you doing it.
I picture you a little like Jack Ginnivan, you have that twink thing down pat!

Why're you guys always picturing me naked? I'm starting to get the creeps.

 

[carltonchelsea]

Why're you guys always picturing me naked? I'm starting to get the creeps.

Affirming your twinkiness bro, I got heaps of gay mates and this language checks out!

 

[leobarryustar]

get the creeps.

Leave Joffa and Eddie out of it

 

[Booger_t]

Oooh hooo hoooo!!!! Get a load of this guy, running into a dick forest with his mouth wide open

You’re always talking about dicks

 

[leobarryustar]

You’re always talking about dicks

Yeah dicks are fun, but farts are my bread and butter

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

From which homeless shelter did they recruit this bloke?

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He refused to leave the safe injecting room so they gave him a job.

 

[Cyclops]

Essendon:
Knock knock (giggles)
Who's there?
(Chortles) Doctor
Oh right [drops strides and oresents arse]
...

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who..?
Alex Rance

Alex Rance

Age

35

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.7

5star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

226.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.0

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.6

5star

Can’t you read the ****ing sign!?!? No Jehovah’s Witnesses GAGF!!!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s two knocks Alistair you stupid campaigner

 

[brett15]

Knock knock
Whose there?
Ninth
Ninth Who?
Ninth next year

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Affirming your twinkiness bro, I got heaps of gay mates and this language checks out!

Your boyfriend gay too?

 

[carltonchelsea]

Your boyfriend gay too?

Nah, he’s bi