Brenton Davy
Premium Gold
I had originally intended premiering the Shirtfront Media platform in S33, however in light of recent claims of #nepotism and #corruption in regards to the S32 EKA, I’ve decided to create a platform whereby the S32 rookies themselves can put forward their own cases. Hence “Know Your S32 Rookies” where the rookies themselves can lay themselves bare to the Sweet FA community. Captains and LG’s are more than welcome to campaign on behalf of their rookies. So have at it!
Naturally, I’ll start with my good self! I was recruited by Mozzie19 after a stellar performance on and off the field in the Sweet FA Adelaide Board Tour match. He was the first of the captains to reach out to me asking if I was interested in joining the SFA with the Wonders. After plying me with compliments (quite justifiably I might add) I resisted the overtures from other clubs and threw my lot in with the Wonders.
I bring an aggressive, egotistical presence to the league, along with a shirtfront that could “reverse the rotation of the earth”. It’s in the genetics and my genealogical research continues to uncover historical events influenced by my family’s unique talent for inflicting physical damage. The earliest I’ve been able to uncover this far is my great, great, great uncle Thaddeus who sunk the Titanic with a shirtfront whilst standing in a rowboat. The iceberg story was a convenient cover up! I have zero lateral mobility and a turning circle of the USS Enterprise at maximum warp with worse brakes. I don’t do defensive pressure. In other words I’m here for the individual glory without doing the grunt work.
This rookie is here to stay and aims to dominate the Sweet FA! Anyone who gets in the way, well, you know what’s in store
So, there you have it! Come on S32 rookies! Make your cases and get your captains and LG’s to support (or otherwise) you.
Naturally, I’ll start with my good self! I was recruited by Mozzie19 after a stellar performance on and off the field in the Sweet FA Adelaide Board Tour match. He was the first of the captains to reach out to me asking if I was interested in joining the SFA with the Wonders. After plying me with compliments (quite justifiably I might add) I resisted the overtures from other clubs and threw my lot in with the Wonders.
I bring an aggressive, egotistical presence to the league, along with a shirtfront that could “reverse the rotation of the earth”. It’s in the genetics and my genealogical research continues to uncover historical events influenced by my family’s unique talent for inflicting physical damage. The earliest I’ve been able to uncover this far is my great, great, great uncle Thaddeus who sunk the Titanic with a shirtfront whilst standing in a rowboat. The iceberg story was a convenient cover up! I have zero lateral mobility and a turning circle of the USS Enterprise at maximum warp with worse brakes. I don’t do defensive pressure. In other words I’m here for the individual glory without doing the grunt work.
This rookie is here to stay and aims to dominate the Sweet FA! Anyone who gets in the way, well, you know what’s in store
So, there you have it! Come on S32 rookies! Make your cases and get your captains and LG’s to support (or otherwise) you.
