onto the Kurds or Yuighurs brah , get up to speedWell what a wild ride it has been but I am very pleased to announce that I have secured a massive corporate sponsorship deal for the 'Kony Who 2022!' campaign.
The idea is to connect with a new generation of people and spread the word of who Kony is and most importantly the fact we still haven't found him.
Our new online commercial has 2 entities (we're way beyond gender ….do you identify as a person that's your call) they're drinking milkshakes (yes soy - what are you a monster) and keeping it real. So real that we don't even mention Kony - the kids will be down with this and quickly word will spread...
CIS 1: Yo you see that rad ad
Non Binary X: Yeah like what was that - it like was about nothing so now I want to know
Random ~: It's about Kony
All: Who is Kony?
Random ~: Joseph Rao Kony was born in approx 1961and is a Ugandan terrorist and the leader of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), a guerrilla group and trying to turn Uganda into a theocracy and Gold Coast into a actual football club. He has done some bad things and the only thing he is afraid of is a thread on Big Footy that is keeping it real.
All: Mind blown
Random~: Where are you all going?
All: To Big Footy to post we haven't seen him. Hang on is that him over there in the dark glasses …...no actually that's Lachie Neale.....off to Big Footy
PS - Status Update : still not found