Lebanon (Home of the Mighty Cedar Tree) vs Israel AFL shitfight, lets do this !

[Elmer_Hauser]

Yeah I'm rather off my trolley right now and feeling fired up, esp about international politics, so let's settle this AFL style -

Which out of the disputed Mid East Nations have produced better AFL Players.

Looking up Wikipeida

Israel
Mordy Bromberg (who)
Ezra Poyas

Ezra Poyas

Age

43

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.9

1star

K

3.9

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

2.0

1star

K

1.8

1star

HB

0.2

1star

M

1.0

1star

T

0.4

3star

G

0.2

3star

(lol)
Ian Syanman

Lebanon
Bachar Houli

14

Bachar Houli

Age

36

Ht

180cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.4

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

9.6

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.5

4star

MG

431.0

5star

D

22.8

5star

K

10.5

4star

HB

12.3

5star

M

6.5

5star

T

2.3

3star

MG

302.8

4star

D

14.0

4star

K

6.6

3star

HB

7.4

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

(legend)
Mil Hanna (GOAT)
Robin Nahas (Hung like a juiced up Phar Lap)
Adam Saad

42

Adam Saad

Age

30

Ht

178cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

349.1

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

388.3

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.2

3star

(the Beirut half back hero)
Christian Salem

3

Christian Salem

Age

29

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.9

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

MG

350.6

5star

D

18.1

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.1

3star

MG

285.7

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.2

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

(premiership player)

A comprehensive win to Super Lebanon !

 

[taurus]

What about Toddy Goldy?
And that young kid at North Melbourne would outGoat everyone in a few years time.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

What about Toddy Goldy?
And that young kid at North Melbourne would outGoat everyone in a few years time.

He has no parental link/heritage to Israel (nor those the admittedly brilliant and outstanding Harry Sheezel whom I am a fan of)

 

[the avoca drover]

Mordy would be the smartest.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Ok, let's divvy this thread.

 

[cybercrab]

Yeah I'm rather off my trolley right now and feeling fired up, esp about international politics, so let's settle this AFL style -

Which out of the disputed Mid East Nations have produced better AFL Players.

Looking up Wikipeida

Israel
Mordy Bromberg (who)
Ezra Poyas (lol)
Ian Syanman

Lebanon
Bachar Houli (legend)
Mil Hanna (GOAT)
Robin Nahas (Hung like a juiced up Phar Lap)
Adam Saad (the Beirut half back hero)
Christian Salem (premiership player)

A comprehensive win to Super Lebanon !

Today I found out Nahas and Salem are lebanese

 

[taurus]

He has no parental link/heritage to Israel (nor those the admittedly brilliant and outstanding Harry Sheezel whom I am a fan of)

Hmmm, a bit arbitrary.

How about Smorgon, the former president of Footscrary?

Oh I know, the Fidder on the Roof, Richard Pratt of Carlton FC!!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hmmm, a bit arbitrary.

How about Smorgon, the former president of Footscrary?

Oh I know, the Fidder on the Roof, Richard Pratt of Carlton FC!!

Richard Pratt and his paternal family migrated to Australia from Poland (before the modern day country of Israel was formed)

 

[taurus]

Richard Pratt and his paternal family migrated to Australia from Poland (before the modern day country of Israel was formed)

Well everyone in the middle East can trace back to Abraham! Although Pheonicians would be upset about this!!!

(I'm mucking around with you BTW)

 

[frggr]

Such a ****ed situation.

 

[springvale_mackers]

This is gonna be so awesome.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Such a ****ed situation.

Think of the entire scenario in Star Wars Terms. Hamz/Hez/Lebanon and Iran are the Rebel Alliance/Jedi Knights, Israel/US/and their allies (including sadly Australia) are the evil land stealing Empire.

The good guys in these conflicts are those whom the left wing community sides with, and that in this instance is #TeamArab.

 

[frggr]

Think of the entire scenario in Star Wars Terms. Hamz/Hez/Lebanon and Iran are the Rebel Alliance/Jedi Knights, Israel/US/and their allies (including sadly Australia) are the evil land stealing Empire.

The good guys in these conflicts are those whom the left wing community sides with, and that in this instance is #TeamArab.

That's it though, all the dumb campaigners celebrating the unbridled violence of the west against the native population love the resistance in film but rarely make the real world connection when the resistance is brown people.

 

[zackah]

yeah, nah.

Fred can only end one way. Keep it to the SRP board flogs.