Mega Thread Lets Chase This Guy Thread

[KiwiTiger]

Re: Benny insted if we cant land Craig?

Its probably peter sassegum in disguise......

What's that phrase re imitation and flattery?

Haere Ra

 

[Slattery_20]

Re: Benny insted if we cant land Craig?

Did I seriously just read a Kiwi ribbing Aussies about cricket?
Seriously?
Far out.
That is a brave, brave move.

 

[KiwiTiger]

Re: Benny insted if we cant land Craig?

Did I seriously just read a Kiwi ribbing Aussies about cricket?
Seriously?
Far out.
That is a brave, brave move.

. I declare I am an Aussie living in Auckland. Currently, it's ugly here for us.

Haere Ra

 

[TOOs_Finest]

Re: Benny insted if we cant land Craig?

Did I seriously just read a Kiwi ribbing Aussies about cricket?
Seriously?
Far out.
That is a brave, brave move.

. I declare I am an Aussie living in Auckland. Currently, it's ugly here for us.

Haere Ra

The only thing more insulting would be an Essendon supporter over here offering "constructive criticism"

 

[KiwiTiger]

Re: Benny insted if we cant land Craig?

The only thing more insulting would be an Essendon supporter over here offering "constructive criticism"

. Essendon, also known as "The Brent Stanton Appreciation Society."

Haere Ra

 

[captain blood 17]

Re: Greg Miller

While we are at it, Greg Beck was responsible for getting us Lids, with his prior visionary drafting that guaranteed number 1 pick. He would be refreshed and could even supply lap tops to all the team.

BTW, I heard a whisper that one of the collingwood boot studders wants a new job. Lets get him "if he is available", he can bring a wealth of finals experience to the table.

Spot on Cogs. Also, imagine the valuable intel a bootstudder could supply. Stuff like Cloke has no right foot, or Nick Maxwell shouldn't be in their best 22, but because they screwed up the captaincy, 21 other blokes have to carry him and there's some unrest etc, etc. Great insight.

 

[captain blood 17]

Re: Tim Neilsen

Just thought I'd get in first before someone else mentions him.

Lateral thought opportunity. Specialises in generating Low Performance in a High Performance environment. Has taken John Buchanan's Sun Yat Sen philosophies, mixed it with a bit of Mao Tse Tung and General Rommel, and has come up with Jason Krezyer and Phil Hughes.

Has offered to bring Andrew Hilditch as Chairman of Match Committee. Not sure if the Labrador is available.

Please consider.

Haere Ra

Yep, i'd consider the above especially, "if available". If not, i hope we throw enough cash to make said labrador available.

 

[CoggaRules]

Re: Greg Miller

Spot on Cogs. Also, imagine the valuable intel a bootstudder could supply. Stuff like Cloke has no right foot, or Nick Maxwell shouldn't be in their best 22, but because they screwed up the captaincy, 21 other blokes have to carry him and there's some unrest etc, etc. Great insight.

LMAO to right dude...

 

[captain blood 17]

Re: Greg Miller

Okay, i've had my fun, and i'll try to get this back on track, now Brian Leys coached Thorpdale....
Right i'll try again, Neil Balme. Tiger heads, fill this sentance in for me.
Neil Balme would be (Blank) great for the club as (insert reason) and he could (insert anything) and (insert ????). I feel we should offer (insert price or offer) to get him back to Richmond. Make it happen Tigers. Forget Craig, get Balme.

 

[Infamy]

Re: Greg Miller

I'd like to have Balme back at the club, however the role he would take is currently filled at the club. Not saying he won't be better, however Craig fills a spot where we need all the help we can get.

 

[KiwiTiger]

Re: Greg Miller

Okay, i've had my fun, and i'll try to get this back on track, now Brian Leys coached Thorpdale....
Right i'll try again, Neil Balme. Tiger heads, fill this sentance in for me.
Neil Balme would be (Blank) great for the club as (insert reason) and he could (insert anything) and (insert ????). I feel we should offer (insert price or offer) to get him back to Richmond. Make it happen Tigers. Forget Craig, get Balme.

Good point CB17. But you've given me an idea.

Why don't we combine Neil Craig and Neil Balme, and recruit Craig Balme to Punt Rd? He'd be a real asset. I seem to remember him starting a fight during the National Anthem in the SANFL Grand final some years back when playing for Norwood. Could add some "vigour" in the strength and conditioning area. Pair him up with John Vickery.

Haere Ra

 

[CoggaRules]

Re: Greg Miller

Good point CB17. But you've given me an idea.

Why don't we combine Neil Craig and Neil Balme, and recruit Craig Balme to Punt Rd? He'd be a real asset. I seem to remember him starting a fight during the National Anthem in the SANFL Grand final some years back when playing for Norwood. Could add some "vigour" in the strength and conditioning area. Pair him up with John Vickery.

Haere Ra

Better idea dude...lets combine Neil Craig, Craig Balme, Dennis Craig, Craig David, Neil Balme, Sam Neil, Scratcher Neal, and Mark Kneeld ....hell we might as well get Ian Craig the race caller out of retirement and call back Neil Peart...just get all the Neils and Craigs in at Punt rd.

 

[KiwiTiger]

Re: Greg Miller

Better idea dude...lets combine Neil Craig, Craig Balme, Dennis Craig, Craig David, Neil Balme, Sam Neil, Scratcher Neal, and Mark Kneeld ....hell we might as well get Ian Craig the race caller out of retirement and call back Neil Peart...just get all the Neils and Craigs in at Punt rd.

Classic Cogga Classic!

FB: Craig Balme Neil Peart Craig Stewart
HB: Craig McCrae Craig McKellar Craig Ednie
C: Craig Smith Craig Lambert Craig Biddiscombe
HF: Mark Neeld Neil Busse Dennis Craig
F: Neil Balme Neil Davies Craig Considine
R Shaquille O'Neal Neil Craig Harry Neil

Coach: Neil Balme (Playing coach)
Strength and conditioning: Jenny Craig
Business Development: Ryan O'Neal
Function MC: Craig Willis

Haere Ra

 

[CoggaRules]

Re: Greg Miller

Classic Cogga Classic!

FB: Craig Balme Neil Peart Craig Stewart
HB: Craig McCrae Craig McKellar Craig Ednie
C: Craig Smith Craig Lambert Craig Biddiscombe
HF: Mark Neeld Neil Busse Dennis Craig
F: Neil Balme Neil Davies Craig Considine
R Shaquille O'Neal Neil Craig Harry Neil

Coach: Neil Balme (Playing coach)
Strength and conditioning: Jenny Craig
Business Development: Ryan O'Neal
Function MC: Craig Willis

Haere Ra

LMAO....dont knock it..the tigers would be the number 1 supported team on the planet..

 

[Bruce Monteath]

Re: Greg Miller

LMAO....dont knock it..the tigers would be the number 1 supported team on the planet..

Did you forget James Bond aka Daniel Craig? One for the ladies...

 

[KiwiTiger]

Re: Greg Miller

Did you forget James Bond aka Daniel Craig? One for the ladies...

Indeed! Much better than Ryan O'Neal!

Haere Ra

 

[CoggaRules]

Re: Greg Miller

Did you forget James Bond aka Daniel Craig? One for the ladies...

If it aint Craig and it aint Neil then we dont want them...

Just imagine a team of Neils and Craigs and the director of the whole lot being Neil Craig...Benny would be getting gigs around the world talking about it..

 

[captain blood 17]

Re: Greg Miller

Motivational music before the game provided by Vince Neil.