Limerick or Rhyme

[Geelong Dynasty]

There once was a team from West Horsham
Who though 'come finals we'll Skwarsham'
But little did they know, there's also a team
Who'll win by 119

 

[Paganism]

There once was a man from Nepal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought that he'd risk it
And go as a biscuit
And the dog ate him up in the hall

*thread's ghey

 

[Norwegian Blue]

`Be that PED our drug of parting, Dank or fiend!' Hird shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the clinic and the Weapon's dealing store!
Leave no consent form as a token of that lie my soul hath spoken!
Leave my football team unbroken! - quit knocking on my door!
Take thy needle from my gut, and leave the Coach sign on my door!'
Quoth ASADA: `Nevermore.'

 

[Ashton Agar]

There once was a man from Nepal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought that he'd risk it
And go as a biscuit
And the dog ate him up in the hall

*thread's ghey

There once was a poster on the bay
Who said that this thread was ghey
LOL NORF LOL NORF
LOL NORF LOL NORF
That's all I have to say.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

There once was a coach fancied tans
but the drugs he took made his glans
swell painful and long
until his poor schlong
Could no longer fit in his hands

 

[ford71]

Do you remember the days of bay covers
And when Bickley broke jaws of shovers
When the teal easybeats
Played to empty seats
And Primus and Choco were lovers.


Meh