Limericks - Lets finish the week with a bit of fun.

[lukep_86]

That's gold Esoteric. How long did that take??

 

[esoteric]

Ummm. I have very few talents, but limericks may be one of them. It took about 15 minutes. I can be hired for an incredibly modest fee.

 

[lukep_86]

15 mins? that's impressive, something like that would take me about 15 days.

 

[The Toad]

There was a full forward called Brendan
Who was often his elbow a bendin'
He f***ed his career
With women and beer
A sad and unfortunate endin'

To Brisbane this flog was sent packing
On account of their financial backing
But they found to their cost
That their culture was lost
In decorum and sense he was lacking

At first he was quite a success
But it soon was a horrible mess
He got drunk as a skunk
And smoked junk in a bunk
With a dildo from under his dress

He was swapped for a lad known as Lachie
Who was tall but not overly stocky
He would play in three flags
And be loved by the WAGS
He had class and he never was cocky

So beware of this caution'ry tale
When a di*khead gets on to the ale
Don't ever recruit him
You're better to boot him
Alternatives cause EPIC FAIL

Pure gold. Classic

 

[Chism]

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who use to wash his balls in the gutter
Then one day the sun was beating down
and melted his balls to butter


All together now.....

"Now that was a dirty ol joke tell us another one just like the other one do, please do"......

God this is bringing back memories!!

There once was a fellow form McSweeney
Who spilled some Gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added some vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a Martini


Now down in the Valley of shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an Eel.

 

[ESKIE]

Ummm. I have very few talents, but limericks may be one of them. It took about 15 minutes. I can be hired for an incredibly modest fee.

Great work

 

[Murph_The_Smurf]

what the thread i made wasnt good enough on the blue room board

 

[The Toad]

There was a young doctor from heath,
who circumcised boys with his teeth,
it wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure,
but for the cheese underneath.

If this offend's anyone :-(

 

[Chism]

There was a young doctor from heath,
who circumcised boys with his teeth,
it wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure,
but for the cheese underneath.

If this offend's anyone :-(

 

[Stubba1]

There was a young man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said I'll admit
I'm a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save

 

[BlueTouchPaper]

Brownlow night, Fev went on a bender
And I'm sure he didn't mean to offend her
But he made the Tscharke cry
And looked Twigs in the eye
And said "My don't your bosom look tender"

Judd caught wind of this foul conversation
And it caused him much aggrevation
Pressure point tactics were applied
And now Swan's hands were tied
Fev sent packing without hesitation!

Esoteric, Superb!

 

[MBIB]

Esoteric that's brilliant