Luke Sayers' limp dick pic the perfect metaphor for 21st century Carlton

[Elmer_Hauser]

I don't understand. Why would he step down if he was hacked and did nothing wrong?

Rumour doing the wounds is that it was his actual photo which was uploaded to his former Twitter account by one of his jilted lovers from inside the club (allegedly)

Reckon this is as close to Ted Parker (aka Graham Kennedy) stepping down as Pies President for slapping a striper lol

https://www.nfsa.gov.au/collection/curated/asset/97900-club-end-ted-parker

Anyhow i am just glad the grub is gone (wasn't a fan of his shady political dealings and ripping off the Aussie Battler/consumer)

Just for once it would be nice to have a prez/chairman of Carlton who isn't a crook (blue collar or otherwise)

Wonder if Chief should throw his hat into the ring as Carlton Prez ? We need someone with integrity and scruples and moral fibre running the joint

 

[Mofra]

His whole presidency was a flop

 

[James Colorado]

Wasn't putting your bats out what started this whole thing?

I was going to say the same thing but clicked on the fred too late

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

Good ol' crafty Cookie would have been a great role model for Slayers...

 

[Sqotty from office works]

We aren't Essendon.
Crooks shown the way out at Carlton.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Pistol Night]

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Lukey doesn't need a rectangle that big

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Lukey doesn't need a rectangle that big

it's not my gif.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

it's not my gif.

Didn't you used to brag that you have a 2 inch 'glubber' ???

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Didn't you used to brag that you have a 2 inch 'glubber' ???

And proud of it too.

 

[Chief]

Wonder if @Chief should throw his hat into the ring as Carlton Prez ? We need someone with integrity and scruples and moral fibre running the joint

No names spring to mind.

 

[Pistol Night]

 

[V_23]

I don't understand. Why would he step down if he was hacked and did nothing wrong?

Same reason you should step down from the Bay, despite doing nothing wrong. You're a flog and we don't like you.

 

[James Colorado]

Probably a step too far for the who deserves a pardon fred.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Same reason you should step down from the Bay, despite doing nothing wrong. You're a flog and we don't like you.

I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with a tanker flog, this is amazing!

 

[Rumplefish]

Same reason you should step down from the Bay, despite doing nothing wrong. You're a flog and we don't like you.

Perhaps wifey found stuff on his phone between him and a certain female BUPA executive. And decided to tell the world. Thats why they are saying “compromised” (someone else gained front door access) as opposed to “hacked” (stranger gained back door access.

 

[apollo_creed]

Perhaps wifey found stuff on his phone between him and a certain female BUPA executive. And decided to tell the world. Thats why they are saying “compromised” (someone else gained front door access) as opposed to “hacked” (stranger gained back door access.

I mean I think that much is extremely obvious. If people think otherwise then they’re redefining the bottom of the stupid scale.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Rumour doing the wounds is that it was his actual photo which was uploaded to his former Twitter account by one of his jilted lovers from inside the club (allegedly)

Reckon this is as close to Ted Parker (aka Graham Kennedy) stepping down as Pies President for slapping a striper lol

https://www.nfsa.gov.au/collection/curated/asset/97900-club-end-ted-parker

Anyhow i am just glad the grub is gone (wasn't a fan of his shady political dealings and ripping off the Aussie Battler/consumer)

Just for once it would be nice to have a prez/chairman of Carlton who isn't a crook (blue collar or otherwise)

Wonder if Chief should throw his hat into the ring as Carlton Prez ? We need someone with integrity and scruples and moral fibre running the joint

Kouta is available now he is not mayor

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Annnnndddd here comes the mod rimming!

WTF is wrong with you ya Bogan doosh? Compliment or even mention a mod and you always say it's mod rimming, ffs pull your head D/H.

 

[the avoca drover]

Just for once it would be nice to have a prez/chairman of Carlton who isn't a crook (blue collar or otherwise)

Lol, you know that’s never going to happen.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Lol, you know that’s never going to happen.

It's in their genes, they're all either crooks or flogs from the top dog to the lowly boot studder.

 

[Pistol Night]

It's in their genes, they're all either crooks or flogs from the top dog to the lowly boot studder.

They used moulds pretty much exclusively now so the boot studder does **** all and still gets paid. Crooks confirmed

 

[AvantGardener]

It's in their genes, they're all either crooks or flogs from the top dog to the lowly boot studder.

Lowly boot studder still above a public toilet cleaner

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Lowly boot studder still above a public toilet cleaner

You should apply for the job for a dunny cleaner then.

 

[Pistol Night]

You should apply for the job the dunny cleaner.

What sort of training would you need to be successful?