Scandal Luke Slayers

[Altum Volantes]

If the old school hacked doesn't work out he can always go the mental health route.

Could it have been exhaustion related?

The tweet I mean, not anything else.

 

[Profop]

The media just repeating that he was hacked when anyone with half a brain can see he wasn’t is so journalistically cowardly

 

[Altum Volantes]

The media just repeating that he was hacked when anyone with half a brain can see he wasn’t is so journalistically cowardly

I think it’s probably more the case of nobody really caring enough to ‘prove’ he wasn’t hacked.

…and as you said, anyone with half a brain knows he’s made a blue (no pun intended) after a few wines.

 

[NorthernBastard]

His missus posted the pic @ the other bird when she found out they were shagging.

If only Mrs Hardwick posted a pic of Dimmas dong!

 

[Profop]

I think it’s probably more the case of nobody really caring enough to ‘prove’ he wasn’t hacked.

…and as you said, anyone with half a brain knows he’s made a blue (no pun intended) after a few wines.

You don’t think married male club president sending intimate images to a female executive of a club affiliated business is newsworthy?

I mean in the perfect world you’d be right but the daily mail loses their minds over much, much less

 

[Byron_Clanger]

He'll leave no stone unturned until he finds the person responsible

 

[Cyclops]

The media just repeating that he was hacked when anyone with half a brain can see he wasn’t is so journalistically cowardly

They need to start using air quotes and the wink emoji as a matter of integrity.

"Carlton" president Luke Sayers was "hacked "

 

[dmc333]

The media just repeating that he was hacked when anyone with half a brain can see he wasn’t is so journalistically cowardly

They can't outright say it, but they can have someone on to highlight the absurdities.

The lady at about 35 seconds subtly does enough to say he's bullshitting.

 

[Altum Volantes]

You don’t think married male club president sending intimate images to a female executive of a club affiliated business is newsworthy?

I mean in the perfect world you’d be right but the daily mail loses their minds over much, much less

He’s a nobody though - if it was Eddie or Jeff Kennett or someone like that maybe but he’s just some faceless corporate w***er.

Caroline Wilson will say it’s disgusting etc but ultimately…nobody really cares and the Vic footy media, who could make it a story, have absolutely no interest in writing hot takes about another man’s penis related mishaps on Twitter.

 

[beema limapep]

"Yeah nah look..."

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Come on, don't be harsh, it's very much like the stitch up of Homer.

 

[bigaussie2025]

Does anyone have the uncensored pic? I can’t actually see it , pls send

 

[gambinotosserflog]

He’s a nobody though - if it was Eddie or Jeff Kennett or someone like that maybe but he’s just some faceless corporate w***er.

Caroline Wilson will say it’s disgusting etc but ultimately…nobody really cares and the Vic footy media, who could make it a story, have absolutely no interest in writing hot takes about another man’s penis related mishaps on Twitter.

Hardly a faceless corporate w***er. Been in close proximity to some of the most scandalous corporate behaviour in recent history.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Does anyone have the uncensored pic? I can’t actually see it , pls send

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Wonder if Sayers is a Blue Mountain State fan

 

[Sir_Loin]

He'll leave no stone unturned until he finds the person responsible View attachment 2200724

Oh come on if there was ever a time

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Does anyone have the uncensored pic? I can’t actually see it , pls send

You aren’t missing much.

 

[tigs2010]

They can't outright say it, but they can have someone on to highlight the absurdities.

The lady at about 35 seconds subtly does enough to say he's bullshitting.

Not sure why they bothered to get the lawyer on. Luke is too rich to get locked up for this.

 

[tigs2010]

Affair or Luke just shooting his shot*?


*so to speak

 

[mighty_lions]

Does anyone have the uncensored pic? I can’t actually see it , pls send

so you made an account just to see some mans willy, bizarre

 

[Grave Danger]

They'll be enjoying a few glasses of schadenfreude at the ATO today...

 

[craffles]

Hey Luke, I know you’re reading this. Just wanted to say shave your ****ing pubes and keep your dick in your pants.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

 

[sabso]

GWS have their next wacky Wednesday inspiration now

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

its amazing how these corporate dickheads spend their entire lives failing upwards. will move on from his position at carlton to some seven figure job at a 'think tank'.

Probably be the new head of the Liberal party in a couple years time somehow. There was that event he apparently bashed up Dan Andrews at so he'd have plenty of cookers supporting him