Scandal Luke Slayers

[Tjblues]

Okay so the possible scenarios to me:

1: Sayers thought he was DMing her consensually as part of an ongoing affair and stuffed it up (most likely)

2: Sayers thought he was DMing her non-consensually (seems less likely but would be a major problem if true)

3: Ongoing affair discovered by his wife who posted it to embarrass them both (possible but if would probably be classified as revenge pr0n and not sure it’s really very likely)

4: He was hacked by someone out to get him (not impossible I guess but come on, who cares enough about this guy to bother?)

5: His phone has done a Reilly O’Brien and posted his Naitanui notes (you’d hope a long term corporate type could afford not to be carrying around an iPhone 2 but this would be funny)

Scenario 2 is instantly sackable (and I’d imagine the only one were the AFL would feel the need to intervene so I’d expect at least a private please explain). All the rest given his term is up at the end of the year as far as I know can probably be ridden out.

He’s always struck me as a bit of a douche so wouldn’t be the end of the world to see him go but he has been effective

editing to add I didn’t consider the dynamic of her being employed by a major sponsor so it does make it a little more likely that he’ll need to be moved on

 

[Bunk Moreland]

If they lose Bupa as a sponsor from this, surely there’s a lucrative deal with Manscaped to fill the gap.

 

[Sinjin Smith]

Brother they went 60-0 in a final and almost didn’t score for the entire half

We just thought the round zero tactics would work..........

 

[dmc333]

Plenty of "cease and desist" letters to media outlets one might guess

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I doubt he'd be quite that stupid. His lady friend being questioned in court would be an avoid at all costs.

 

[WillHayward]

Sayers should have come out and said yep. It's a new marketing campaign we've come up with to drive membership over the pre season. Every 10,000 members members I'll grow an inch until we hit 80,000 members!

"GROW OUR MEMBER 2025"

"Every month, I'll post a dick pick that grows as membership grows.

We have an aim to hit full tilt Member by Round 1. 8 inches for 80,000 paid up up Blues!

Come on Blues fans and let's grow our member"

 

[WillHayward]

Okay so the possible scenarios to me:

1: Sayers thought he was DMing her consensually as part of an ongoing affair and stuffed it up (most likely)

2: Sayers thought he was DMing her non-consensually (seems less likely but would be a major problem if true)

3: Ongoing affair discovered by his wife who posted it to embarrass them both (possible but if would probably be classified as revenge pr0n and not sure it’s really very likely)

4: He was hacked by someone out to get him (not impossible I guess but come on, who cares enough about this guy to bother?)

5: His phone has done a Reilly O’Brien and posted his Naitanui notes (you’d hope a long term corporate type could afford not to be carrying around an iPhone 2 but this would be funny)

Scenario 2 is instantly sackable (and I’d imagine the only one were the AFL would feel the need to intervene so I’d expect at least a private please explain). All the rest given his term is up at the end of the year as far as I know can probably be ridden out.

He’s always struck me as a bit of a douche so wouldn’t be the end of the world to see him go but he has been effective

editing to add I didn’t consider the dynamic of her being employed by a major sponsor so it does make it a little more likely that he’ll need to be moved on

Spot on analysis

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

No one gets hacked ,it's all a lie.

 

[Pistol Night]

Sayers should have come out and said yep. It's a new marketing campaign we've come up with to drive membership over the pre season. Every 10,000 members members I'll grow an inch until we hit 80,000 members!

"GROW OUR MEMBER 2025"

"Every month, I'll post a dick pick that grows as membership grows.

We have an aim to hit full tilt Member by Round 1. 8 inches for 80,000 paid up up Blues!

Come on Blues fans and let's grow our member"

Can supporters of other clubs join this quest? Asking for a friend

 

[The 747]

Would be hilarious but when Carlton tried something similar on us we won 3 out of 4 flags. Not sure I'd want to risk the reverse

How about those Tigers hey

 

[sabso]

Sayers should have come out and said yep. It's a new marketing campaign we've come up with to drive membership over the pre season. Every 10,000 members members I'll grow an inch until we hit 80,000 members!

"GROW OUR MEMBER 2025"

"Every month, I'll post a dick pick that grows as membership grows.

We have an aim to hit full tilt Member by Round 1. 8 inches for 80,000 paid up up Blues!

Come on Blues fans and let's grow our member"

Good luck finding any Carlton associated person who’s packing anywhere near 8 inches

 

[Pistol Night]

Good luck finding any Carlton associated person who’s packing anywhere near 8 inches

I reckon i seen Fev get close once on Mad Monday?

 

[sabso]

I reckon i seen Fev get close once on Mad Monday?

These days it’ll be buried. His fupa won’t attract anyone from bupa

 

[Fabab]

Surely has to step down.

 

[Sir_Loin]

There was no hacking

Once that fallacy is removed it’s completely believable

Farkin funny

 

[sabso]

There was no hacking

Once that fallacy is removed it’s completely believable

Farkin funny

I see what you did there

 

[Borussia Teeth]

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Appropriate poster name!

 

[craffles]

Surely has to step down.

The media has gone completely quiet on this one. It’s not being spoken about anywhere, old mate Sayers has a lot of powerful friends it appears. AFL website has not even reported on it at all.

 

[Fabab]

The media has gone completely quiet on this one. It’s not being spoken about anywhere, old mate Sayers has a lot of powerful friends it appears. AFL website has not even reported on it at all.

I read the book boys club and it seems it certainly is,surely he stands down and no one is bigger than the club.

 

[sabso]

The media has gone completely quiet on this one. It’s not being spoken about anywhere, old mate Sayers has a lot of powerful friends it appears. AFL website has not even reported on it at all.

Sayers must have a lot of dirt on the other afl bigwigs. Get ready for a slew of disgusting nudes if things don’t go his way

 

[WillHayward]

Can supporters of other clubs join this quest? Asking for a friend

If they get over 40,000 members I'm officially out...

 

[WillHayward]

Sayers must have a lot of dirt on the other afl bigwigs. Get ready for a slew of disgusting nudes if things don’t go his way

He does know how they all cheat on their taxes...


That's power

 

[WillHayward]

Good luck finding any Carlton associated person who’s packing anywhere near 8 inches

I always thought Steve Silvagnis nickname was "sos" because he had a big sausage.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

I always thought Steve Silvagnis nickname was "sos" because he had a big sausage.

Now I know why Will wore a navy blue blazer.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

The media has gone completely quiet on this one. It’s not being spoken about anywhere, old mate Sayers has a lot of powerful friends it appears. AFL website has not even reported on it at all.

Speaks very much to the maxim about, 'if you want to know who is powerful, notice who is never criticised'

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Surely has to step down.

Surely you could have turned that into some clever play on words referencing a boner somehow?