Scandal Luke Slayers

[gambinotosserflog]

The media has gone completely quiet on this one. It’s not being spoken about anywhere, old mate Sayers has a lot of powerful friends it appears. AFL website has not even reported on it at all.

Speaks very much to the maxim about, 'if you want to know who is powerful, notice who is never criticised'

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Surely has to step down.

Surely you could have turned that into some clever play on words referencing a boner somehow?

 

[Pistol Night]

Surely you could have turned that into some clever play on words referencing a boner somehow?

Surely has to stiff down?

 

[cakewalk06]

Surely has to stiff down?

Fall on his sword?

 

[Pistol Night]

Fall on his sword?

Soft landing?

 

[Mofra]

Sayers must have a lot of dirt on the other afl bigwigs. Get ready for a slew of disgusting nudes if things don’t go his way

So that's why Robbo suddenly retired....

 

[Mofra]

Surely you could have turned that into some clever play on words referencing a boner somehow?

Does Carlton have someone to replace him or will there be a vote for the members to erect a new one?

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Reminds me of high school sex ed. In a lame effort to make learning about it more 'cool', they had witty catch phrases such as, "Don't be a loner - cover your boner.". Good advice all round I think.

 

[Lockyer24]

AFL integrity unit still on holidays

These campaigners would be ready to go if it was De Goey

 

[WillHayward]

I highlighted the relevant parts

 

[Cam Payne]

Can't believe I have to wait until round 21 to make my thoughts known in the form of a chant.

Though I've got time to perfect one.

 

[tigs2010]

Love the think before you post warning in this thread

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Old mate's found the culprit and has gone overseas to track them down, obviously

 

[Pistol Night]

Old mate's found the culprit and has gone overseas to track them down, obviously

**** that. Double down Lukey. Get it angry and send another one

 

[webbo_83]

Honestly, LinkedIn is a ****ing cesspit. "World class relationship management skills" **** me dead

 

[Rich]

I highlighted the relevant parts

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All that effort and still can’t spell “focused” correctly

 

[Corkintheocean]

Old mate's found the culprit and has gone overseas to track them down, obviously

 

[Pistol Night]

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If he sent a diccy with that Nokia in the photo im not even angry. Im impressed

 

[MisterB]

From that Linkedin profile, fair to say, she's a professional buzzword bullshitter

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

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But Mr Sayers has since gone to ground in Italy, failing to return calls from his colleagues or clients at his private firm, Sayers Group.
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Mr Sayers was on a skiing holiday in Italy’s alps with his wife Cate, their four daughters and some friends when the image was sent.

Cate Sayers spends extended periods in Italy, and was away for up to nine months during 2024.
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Mr Sayers’ incident comes ahead of the Run for Respect sponsored by Bupa on February 2.

Women’s rights advocate Patty Kinnersly, the head of domestic violence charity Our Watch, sits alongside Sayers on the Carlton board.

 

[bobs head soup]

So that's why Robbo suddenly retired....

Has anybody seen Luke and Robbo in the same room? Definite likeness.

I'd be very confident that Robbo is no stranger to the world of dick pics, but I am worried that such a topic may overstimulate certain posters

 

[gambinotosserflog]

From that Linkedin profile, fair to say, she's a professional buzzword bullshitter

Bit like 'people and culture' or 'business development'. Talking about yourself in the 3rd person? I think there was a famous Seinfeld episode on that.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

But Mr Sayers has since gone to ground in Italy, failing to return calls from his colleagues or clients at his private firm, Sayers Group.
...
Mr Sayers was on a skiing holiday in Italy’s alps with his wife Cate, their four daughters and some friends when the image was sent.

Cate Sayers spends extended periods in Italy, and was away for up to nine months during 2024.
...
Mr Sayers’ incident comes ahead of the Run for Respect sponsored by Bupa on February 2.

Women’s rights advocate Patty Kinnersly, the head of domestic violence charity Our Watch, sits alongside Sayers on the Carlton board.

Love the reference to DV - I'm not sure how that is relevant at all.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Old mate's found the culprit and has gone overseas to track them down, obviously

I'm waiting for that flog Tom Morris to pop up on skiis tearing down the hill along side Sayers trying to get an interview, a la Ricky Olarenshaw at the GC.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

But Mr Sayers has since gone to ground in Italy, failing to return calls from his colleagues or clients at his private firm, Sayers Group.
...
Mr Sayers was on a skiing holiday in Italy’s alps with his wife Cate, their four daughters and some friends when the image was sent.

Cate Sayers spends extended periods in Italy, and was away for up to nine months during 2024.
...
Mr Sayers’ incident comes ahead of the Run for Respect sponsored by Bupa on February 2.

Women’s rights advocate Patty Kinnersly, the head of domestic violence charity Our Watch, sits alongside Sayers on the Carlton board.

Reading between the lines - who spends 9 months apart from their spouse?