Scandal Luke Slayers

[Not a mere cat]

This thread is why I still bother reading BF occasionally. I’ve had some great laughs. Well done! I think my personal favourite was ‘Temu Alex Perry’.

I do love seeing this idiots whole sordid history spelt out in one place. He just continues to fail up. The AFL and their ‘integrity’ unit, nothing to see here finding .

Wealthy/privileged people who live in their little bubbles. The expression ‘stupid people think everyone is dumber than them’ comes to mind

 

[WillHayward]

Divorce lawyers be like

 

[WillHayward]

The word going around Bean Counting Traps is the couple involved are allegedly in an “Open” relationship…

I thought that may have been the case but my guess is that is the tale Luke was telling women he was rooting and other people who questioned what he was up to.

I don't think the wife was in on this "arrangement".

No doubt she will be making up for it now with some Italian hunks..

 

[Shell]

Reckon the words “husband” and “former” are in the wrong order there

I initially thought they quit a charity run. Like a marathon for charity.

 

[Shell]

Classic bigfooty poster

Strikingly handsome. Athletic beast. Hung like a horse.

You forgot earns six figures+

 

[Shell]

This thread is why I still bother reading BF occasionally. I’ve had some great laughs. Well done! I think my personal favourite was ‘Temu Alex Perry’.

My faves were the banner suggestions. And Mofras are you sure he resigned or was he hacked again.

Oh and Port supporter: can he hack Hinkley next.

 

[sabso]

My faves were the banner suggestions. And Mofras are you sure he resigned or was he hacked again.

Oh and Port supporter: can he hack Hinkley next.

No one wants to see hinkleys dick

 

[McKuursma]

The word going around Bean Counting Traps is the couple involved are allegedly in an “Open” relationship…

Cate largely resides in Italy and spent 9 months overseas in 2024. They have 4 daughters..

 

[gambinotosserflog]

The PR machine in motion. "not of his doing"

 

[McKuursma]

View attachment 2210843The PR machine in motion. "not of his doing"

The sheer amount of material he must have on people with influence (i.e. tax dodgers) must be phenomenal given the propaganda he's been able to push out via fairly influential sources, notwithstanding the AFL sweeping the issue under the rug

 

[sabso]

View attachment 2210843The PR machine in motion. "not of his doing"

He was undone for sure but was there any evidence that he came?

 

[strayadmbcnt]

I'm new to big footy. Is it normal to stoop in your chair while you scroll these forums?

 

[craffles]

The sheer amount of material he must have on people with influence (i.e. tax dodgers) must be phenomenal given the propaganda he's been able to push out via fairly influential sources, notwithstanding the AFL sweeping the issue under the rug

We should organise a march outside AFL house or some shit so we can counter the spin. The bloke literally sent a photo of his penis publically to a more junior female business partner whilst he was the head of an organisation.

It’s absolute crap that the AFL, Carlton and the media are actively promoting the did nothing wrong line and an insult to all, but especially women within the AFL and general public.

 

[hairy biker]

Makes 200K a year with crypto.

Wins every bet every week.

Hah newbie.

I know of someone who makes that a week, constantly wins multiple 2nd division prizes in Lotto, owns an international chain of eyelash salons and cured themself of stage 4 cancer simply by the laying on of their own hands.

And perhaps most miraculous of all, popped down to a Cairns shopping centre and won £100k on a scratchie.

 

[McKuursma]

We should organise a march outside AFL house or some shit so we can counter the spin. The bloke literally sent a photo of his penis publically to a more junior female business partner whilst he was the head of an organisation.

It’s absolute crap that the AFL, Carlton and the media are actively promoting the did nothing wrong line and an insult to all, but especially women within the AFL and general public.

I'm at a loss at what he's been able to blatantly get away with on separate occasions. Just doesn't happen unless you have leverage

 

[sabso]

I'm new to big footy. Is it normal to stoop in your chair while you scroll these forums?

If that’s your technique more power to you. Some of us just lie back and let fly when the time comes.

 

[strayadmbcnt]

If that’s your technique more power to you. Some of us just lie back and let fly when the time comes.

It's cool, I found a cubicle

 

[McKuursma]

Hah newbie.

I know of someone who makes that a week, constantly wins multiple 2nd division prizes in Lotto, owns an international chain of eyelash salons and cured themself of stage 4 cancer simply by the laying on of their own hands.

And perhaps most miraculous of all, popped down to a Cairns shopping centre and won £100k on a scratchie.

View attachment 2210874

Don't forget about the crypto babes

 

[craffles]

Don't forget about the crypto babes

and cairns business person of the year nominee

 

[craffles]

Off topic but just found this on our friend Kim…… no mention of the New York salon, the terminal cancer, the crypto hustle, the Ricky Nixon scandal. Just some lies about being in the defence force, maybe some truths about domestic violence and a probably true story about being homeless.

Meet Kim, Cairns - Rosies

rosies.org.au

 

[Bunk Moreland]

View attachment 2210843The PR machine in motion. "not of his doing"

All part of the AFL’s deal to step down.

We’ll let the media cover it for a week

Then we’ll get a couple of puff pieces done

Then they’ll never mention it again

 

[Bunk Moreland]

We should organise a march outside AFL house or some shit so we can counter the spin. The bloke literally sent a photo of his penis publically to a more junior female business partner whilst he was the head of an organisation.

It’s absolute crap that the AFL, Carlton and the media are actively promoting the did nothing wrong line and an insult to all, but especially women within the AFL and general public.

It’s the AFL that have the most power. They wield big power in media and political circles.

The deal with these things is that you do what they want in a crisis (in this case, resign), and they’ll use their power to make it as soft a landing as possible.

I’ve got little doubt it’ll include some sort of position/s or contract/s for Sayers down the track.