Scandal Luke Slayers

[strayadmbcnt]

Is there a lol emoji while simultaneously puking?

Spew moji would be tight on this plat. Wish we had spew instead of heart eyes.

 

[dmc333]

Who took the pic? Has he got a dick pic photographer? "Yeah just swing the sack a bit to the left Lukey. Yep beautiful. Click"

I'm no big city dong photographer, but arm at full stretch someone could take that themselves?

 

[gambinotosserflog]

I'm no big city dong photographer, but arm at full stretch someone could take that themselves?

Big city dong photographer! ha ha that's classic.

 

[brmi]

I'm no big city dong photographer, but arm at full stretch someone could take that themselves?

We must find a way to keep this phrase going henceforth.

 

[HomerThompson]

#bcdp
#bigcitydongphotographer

Let's get it trending!

 

[Blightys Barrel]

He fell on his sword

Pork Sword

 

[gambinotosserflog]

I'm wondering if there is some secret parallel world where high powered business executives trade dong pics like this:

 

[strayadmbcnt]

I'm wondering if there is some secret parallel world where high powered business executives trade dong pics like this:

I think you'd be hard pressed to find a high powered business world in any universe where dick pics aren't an integral part of the ecosystem.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

I think you'd be hard pressed to find a high powered business world in any universe where dick pics aren't an integral part of the ecosystem.

"Let's see Paul Allen's dong." (IYKYK)

 

[Pistol Night]

"Let's see Paul Allen's dong." (IYKYK)

Everyone’s LinkedIn profile should include a head shot and a dong shot

 

[bradfisher14]

"Let's see Paul Allen's dong." (IYKYK)

 

[gambinotosserflog]

"Patrick what's wrong? You're sweating"

 

[Waca Jr]

Inbetweeners reference. I salute you Sir.

Still one of the all time great shows

 

[Waca Jr]

Younger users may be unfamiliar with Pete's work PN. Hopefully none googled him on a work computer.

Actually, your user name might be of interest to Luke as well.

Invented the up and over old Peter and could he produce a cum shot. My god.

 

[strayadmbcnt]

"Patrick what's wrong? You're sweating"

Luis Caruthers, the biggest dong in the business

 

[Pistol Night]

Luis Caruthers, the biggest dong in the business

Robin Nahas needs to get involved. He might have to take dick pics in panorama mode though

 

[Pistol Night]

Invented the up and over old Peter and could he produce a cum shot. My god.

He doesn’t bring it up much on here? Humble Richmond supporter now, you’d never know.

 

[bombard]

"Let's see Paul Allen's dong." (IYKYK)

Try getting insurance at Bupa now!

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Robin Nahas needs to get involved. He might have to take dick pics in panorama mode though

 

[sabso]

Dong dong dong dong dong
Dong dong dong dong dong
Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong

I’ve got nasty pubes
They’ve been all over the footy news
Mine’s the dick that’s neither up nor down
Mine’s the only dick all Carlton knows.
With no erection
I like to bend up
Put my bell end up
And no one knows if I’ve been tweeting
My hairy anus and grey pubes

 

[sabso]

It’s the same old tale of a palpitating todger every time, every time
It’s the same old trouble of a tool
Who took his wife for such a fool
It’s the same old man pressured into resignation one more time, another time
But not the same crime, not the same crime
I got my willy, my willy, my willy out

She shut her account down,
shut her account down, long before the tweet went round the houses
I went, because she wants me
But just this once we couldn’t keep the secret from our spouses

She works for Bupa, they’re not a sponsor, anymore
I’ve got a rap sheet and I’m waiting
For my wife to let me back in through the door

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Oversee massive tax rorting advisory

Leave employer

Set up own business

Get all the govt contracts that your employer used to get

 

[rank and file]

Old mate lands on his feet.
Patched up member of 'The Boys Club'.
Also got his Carlton Crew OG patch.

 

[craffles]

god bless independent journos like Anthony Klan. Doing gods work.

 

[The Feeder Club]

As is obvious from reading this thread, I think Sayers is a lying schemer, but at face value I fail to see how this is a problem for him. It's a problem for the f.u.c.k.wit government that continues to give him contracts