FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[Gasometer]

How could they possibly out do 2018’s golden run of trash?

.. ummm well seeing the new Ads trickling out, yeh looks...interesting

 

[Shell]

Oh yeh HBF theres a new MAFS ad. This idk islander chick fighting with her family..

 

[Morganashlee]

I’m all in on this.

 

[edgie]

That blonde is a 7.5 at most!

 

[Shell]

Thats being generous

 

[Orange Agent]

She must have done a lot of drugs in her youth, looks like a crazy rave chick that got too old for it but cant shake it off fully.

Also the really good looking guy is probably my lost twin. Uncanny resemblance.

 

[Sylvia Saint]

Last season was some of the best entertainment you'll ever see. If you're reading this I know you agree.

 

[Royces Hart]

Old mate Justin the millionaire went into a friend’s restaurant a while back.

Unsurprisingly he was a massive tool but wasn’t short of words complaining like a bitch and a tight arse.

 

[cynical]

cant wait

looks like they are hitting the same stereotypes again

the romantic chick will likely get the virgin

good luck to whoever gets the chick with 3 kids, its MAFS not DAFS, no one wants all that baggage + the shit arm tats in a wife

the blonde one who looks like a drag queen/joker will be good value, clearly a nutjob

Jessika (with a K must be a bogan) has the Davina smashed crab face, probably a similar personality

Greek chick looks hot but going by her bio she wants a gay man, fake boobs?

the usual few old washed up types who want to have kids before its too late

Bosnian chick seems like a wildcard

the guys seem pretty generic, the usual mix of douchebag tradies, a farmer, the virgin guy (cringe), dino the rich one, bronson ex stripper, not too much variety

 

[Minka Beaver]

Old mate Justin the wannabe millionaire went into a friend’s restaurant a while back.

Unsurprisingly he was a massive tool but wasn’t short of words complaining like a bitch and a tight arse.

E.F.A.

 

[drd23]

Is "Australia's most confident bride" the blonde that people were talking about earlier?

 

[Shell]

Is "Australia's most confident bride" the blonde that people were talking about earlier?

Yeh the one we thinkis awful

 

[Shell]

My personal early fave is the one whos late and forgets her wedding dress



Fwiw that chick. I am like the exact opposite of that chick

 

[Shell]

I reckon id be at the church before the guests and groom, srs

 

[drd23]

I reckon id be at the church before the guests and groom, srs

Gotta find a boyfriend first

 

[Shell]

Why dont u go piss up a flag pole

 

[Shell]

Anyway. 11 days to go

HBF

 

[Run n Spread]

A 29 yo virgin I see on the ads. What he really should do is develop an open flesh wound on his leg and go swimming in shark infested waters because that is what he just did to himself. There is such a thing as too much honesty.

 

[Shell]

Everyone will love him.

Dead set.


First night will be very interesting.. but he's got a slim chance of losing his v plates. Very slim... like.. less than 1 in 20 id say.

 

[Run n Spread]

He's got no chance. They'll pair him up with someone like last time who makes him wait 8 weeks then says you get 1 shot. No pressure lad.

 

[Shell]

Surely give him a sloot.

The poor guys been waiting long enough.

 

[drd23]

Surely give him a sloot.

The poor guys been waiting long enough.

Have the ads said why he's a virgin? Maybe he's one of those "wait until marriage" types and won't want to lose it on the show, which will naturally create drama when they pair him with said sloot

 

[Shell]

Have the ads said why he's a virgin? Maybe he's one of those "wait until marriage" types and won't want to lose it on the show, which will naturally create drama when they pair him with said sloot

Nah i dont think they have said.

 

[Run n Spread]

Surely give him a sloot.

The poor guys been waiting long enough.

Probably an actor who's bedded 1000 women already.

 

[Shell]

Why so cynical?!?!?