Mallee Football League

[ChinkapookMAGPIES]

who is this muppet they call A.J who plays in wembley's 3rds? They say that the kid kicks like a bleeding horse! And about clicka clarke, dont know what good he was for the beulah football club? Spending all his money at the solarium and chasing young 16 year old girls at the club functions! Its probably best he has gone west! (can talk poetry!).

 

[ChinkapookMAGPIES]

lay off jacko just give him a go, he is stil a chance to get drafted... one of the best we have got....

you must be joking mate if you say he is a chance to get drafted. you actuall have to play a few games in TAC to be any chance. and then making vic country would be a fair step in the right direction. something jacko is a fair way off from doing. after saying that though must give him credit for making the rebs list, but actually playing for them is a another thing.[/quote]
Is this jackson cook? whoever says that he is going to get drafted by playing at hopetoun is kidding themselves, has he played with the rebs yet? i dont think he has yet.

 

[twinkle toes]

well good luck to him. i watched him the year he won the mallee league medal when playing for beulah. . . . . . . over rated, over payed and selfish.
In the umpire's ear all game every game.... i heard a few beulah boys were glad he left. He wouldn't hang around after the game, just take his money and go. . .
so i don't think anyone is too keen on seeing justin 'hey look at me' clarke again. . . . . . .

Would have to agree big heap, was the only player to win the league medal without having a handball to his name.... also was trying to pick up the young chicks prob lucky he left when he did, heard toby liston was looking for him had been trying to cut his lunch sending txties to his mrs, saying why go out with a knome.. why not take on a greek adonis who is buff and works out......... pretty low to do that to a team mate

 

[WembleyBandit]

Was joking about the match payment thing, we're a strong club with plenty of good players and no need to pay anyone! Don't know if i've hit a raw nerve here with a few ppl. Anyone who can win a league medal can play a bit! The adonis is definitely in the West to stay, having rumoured to be expecting his first child?!?!?!? As for AJ, he's a whippett of a lad who has a crack and has been seen hanging out at the local hungry jacks trying to add a few kilos to his slender frame! Maybe if him and clicker got together and did their arm curls together we'd see some progress

 

[twinkle toes]

Was joking about the match payment thing, we're a strong club with plenty of good players and no need to pay anyone! Don't know if i've hit a raw nerve here with a few ppl. Anyone who can win a league medal can play a bit! The adonis is definitely in the West to stay, having rumoured to be expecting his first child?!?!?!? As for AJ, he's a whippett of a lad who has a crack and has been seen hanging out at the local hungry jacks trying to add a few kilos to his slender frame! Maybe if him and clicker got together and did their arm curls together we'd see some progress

I heard that AJ and the Clickmiester had a falling out over the use of AJ's Bed apparrently the clickmiester attempted to pleasure a young lass in AJ's bed and they were no longer talking and at football training they dont kick to each other and on game day they sledge each other from the boundry when they are both playing, heard they had to pulled apart in a night club at each others throat.... cant be good at the new club i wouldnt imagine?

 

[keeta]

Was joking about the match payment thing, we're a strong club with plenty of good players and no need to pay anyone! Don't know if i've hit a raw nerve here with a few ppl. Anyone who can win a league medal can play a bit! The adonis is definitely in the West to stay, having rumoured to be expecting his first child?!?!?!? As for AJ, he's a whippett of a lad who has a crack and has been seen hanging out at the local hungry jacks trying to add a few kilos to his slender frame! Maybe if him and clicker got together and did their arm curls together we'd see some progress

Strong club is a good thing maybe then he wont be the centre of attention cos thats the way he likes it eh

 

[big heap]

Strong club is a good thing maybe then he wont be the centre of attention cos thats the way he likes it eh

no doubt thats the way he like's it. i was talking to some beulah boys and they didn't know if they would have 'no handball, kick long' clarke back, even though they are a bit short on for numbers.

 

[woof woof]

The Tyntynder F.C in the Central Murray Football League (previously Mid Murray Football League) is having a reunion this weekend 18th, 19th & 20th of May at their clubrooms in Swan Hill. We will be acknowleging the premiership sides of the mid 80's but any player, supporter etc is welcome to attend this great weekend. If you would like more info you can contact keg18wilson@hotmail.com or ring the clubrooms on 03 50322974

 

[jesaulenkoYOUBEAUTY]

no doubt thats the way he like's it. i was talking to some beulah boys and they didn't know if they would have 'no handball, kick long' clarke back, even though they are a bit short on for numbers.

You talking about Justin Clarke there big heap? Did see the lad play the year he won gravestocks but there was a problem where he would get the ball and just kick it. No direction on the kick or anything. And he looks like he is one to lap up the attention.

 

[the_oneder]

lay off jacko just give him a go, he is stil a chance to get drafted... one of the best we have got....

you must be joking mate if you say he is a chance to get drafted. you actuall have to play a few games in TAC to be any chance. and then making vic country would be a fair step in the right direction. something jacko is a fair way off from doing. after saying that though must give him credit for making the rebs list, but actually playing for them is a another thing.[/quote]

he'd be doing well to get drafted straight out of hioetoun's list mate... seen a few scouts at their game's have you? haha

 

[keeta]

You talking about Justin Clarke there big heap? Did see the lad play the year he won gravestocks but there was a problem where he would get the ball and just kick it. No direction on the kick or anything. And he looks like he is one to lap up the attention.[/quote

you are dead right there mate!

 

[bolta]

I don't know what some of the people on here have against Clicka Clarke as a person, but as a footballer he is a gun. Most people handball when in trouble and whenever I've seen him play he was never in trouble. He ran harder than most onballers when playing in the ruck and marked everything when he went forward. Credit where it's due fellas. He would be first bloke picked in any team in this leauge - how quickly people forget. Ouyen, Beulah & W/Und to win this week.

 

[blackbeard]

Good luck tomorrow Jackson. I hope for your sake you've got eye's in the back of your head. Not because your going to be clipped little fella, but because y I want you to witness the football lesson I will dish out. All the best tiger!!

 

[Countryboy80]

Good luck tomorrow Jackson. I hope for your sake you've got eye's in the back of your head. Not because your going to be clipped little fella, but because y I want you to witness the football lesson I will dish out. All the best tiger!!

obviously i don't know who you are but if you played on jacko, he got in the best, maybe u did, maybe u didn't? but happy birthday to the man..

 

[head down bum up]

i heard that the sealake boys have just picked up a new gun player who has played a hand full of AFL games on baller on big money dont know when he will play.

hey hey mate i love the tiger i am a local but do u think that one player will make a side considering that pa and tommy summerhayes r out one 4 the hole year and i dnt no when toms due back but yer we have a big injury list but if u think his a afl football well anything can happen
cya mate

 

[head down bum up]

Heard that Lee Franklin is going back to SLNT in a couple of weeks, He's gotter be worth a couple of goals a game .
What a bout Jed giddings can that bloke paly or what He should take Andy Barry's spot off him and dale Barry just keeps getting better every week he'l should be playing in the 1s , i reckon SLNT will be hard to beat soon give it 3 weeks till they are over all the injuries UNSTOPABLE

gee mate ur talk us up a bit i no that franky can play and play well but injurys are a big key and we have a lot of them eg pa, wes wight, scotty, nath wight, tommy summerhayes, ricky blake and umm liam barry has been play well but has got a bit of a nigal but will be right after the two bys.
cya mate

 

[ha ha J/R]

Just worry about urselves mate at least we are making the effort of putting a good side on the park. I havent heard of any other clubs in the league recruiting anyone yet.

Ha Ha J/R!!!

 

[Posty22]

i heard that the sealake boys have just picked up a new gun player who has played a hand full of AFL games on baller on big money dont know when he will play.

I believe that the tiges had a ex afl player last year in Dale Lewis but he never did anything special so if its the same recruiting crew as last year i wouldnt get to excited

 

[CRACKER]

can anyone tell me where this weeks interleague game is being played?. How are the teams shaping up are we in with a chance

 

[sealaketigers1995]

hey hey boys
get on the ouyen under 16 to win granny or there might be a couple other contenders like the tigers and the deveils.

wat happend to them on the w.e mate??

 

[frankie.dettori]

big news with hptn apparently signing chuck norris to play for the rest of the season. He will get about 574 kicks a game, 345 handballs, 322 goals, 821 tackles, 225 shepards, -572 turnovers, and get 324 ruck tapouts. good luck to them!

 

[MasterOfRoc]

can anyone tell me where this weeks interleague game is being played?. How are the teams shaping up are we in with a chance

Birchip

 

[Kenny12]

obviously i don't know who you are but if you played on jacko, he got in the best, maybe u did, maybe u didn't? but happy birthday to the man..

lol beautiful to watch hoptouns big recruit go goaless on the weekend, its easy to kick a bag and look good against week teams..

 

[ChinkapookMAGPIES]

big news with hptn apparently signing chuck norris to play for the rest of the season. He will get about 574 kicks a game, 345 handballs, 322 goals, 821 tackles, 225 shepards, -572 turnovers, and get 324 ruck tapouts. good luck to them!

I am glad someone praises Chuck as much as i do!
>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
>Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
>Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
>Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
>Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
>A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
>Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

[me02]

I am glad someone praises Chuck as much as i do!
>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
>Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
>Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
>Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
>Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
>A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
>Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

bad news..chuck norris actually died 10 years ago. luckily the grim reaper is to scared to tell him.