Malthouse Megathread

[TheGreatGrundy]

Thankfully the mods took care of it and the offending posts are deleted.

Our mods are like George Orwell 1984 characters with their cyber-space liquid-paper and cut-and-toss approach to sentence cleansing! Meanwhile, back with Malthouse, I see he is to have a one on one with BT tomorrow night. Just what Mick needs, more publicity for his coaching cravings and ego. I will thoroughly dislike Malthouse as Carlton coach, even more if he robs the club of any our on and off field personel.

 

[Checkside35]

Our mods are like George Orwell 1984 characters with their cyber-space liquid-paper and cut-and-toss approach to sentence cleansing! Meanwhile, back with Malthouse, I see he is to have a one on one with BT tomorrow night. Just what Mick needs, more publicity for his coaching cravings and ego. I will thoroughly dislike Malthouse as Carlton coach, even more if he robs the club of any our on and off field personel.

The mods are double plus good

 

[76woodenspooners]

Our mods are like George Orwell 1984 characters with their cyber-space liquid-paper and cut-and-toss approach to sentence cleansing! Meanwhile, back with Malthouse, I see he is to have a one on one with BT tomorrow night. Just what Mick needs, more publicity for his coaching cravings and ego. I will thoroughly dislike Malthouse as Carlton coach, even more if he robs the club of any our on and off field personel.

I don't understand what your issues are here MMD, hasn't Carlton been liquid-papered out of your consciousness?

Moving right along ...

**If** Mick were to coach Carlton, and **if** Mick were able to lure on/off field personnel to them and **if** Mick were able to win them a Premiership, then of course, us Collingwood supporters would throw our toys out of the cot.

But realistically, what are the odds of that happening? If it is a genuine concern then go and bet two cappuccinos and a chocolate chip cookie on it happening. And in the unlikely event that it does happen, then you'll have nice little fortune there to help take away the pain.

 

[loki04]

um yeah, if you care to notice, it's from wiki - and i AM aussie

I did notice hence the Wiki reference and I also assumed you were an Aussie city snob who look down on anything Aussie and only europe things are of note like most Sydney people do!
Yeah you maybe from melb but i noticed it is common place now days to put down anything Australian in favour of supposed upper class Europe, bet you don't like Holden and Fords either prob drive a Subaru or Nissan and think that people who say mate and like a beer and BBQ are Bogan...on ya cobba lmao!!

 

[standingroomonly]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/more-news/david-buttifant-to-stay-loyal-to-magpies/story-e6frf9jf-1226462757926

COLLINGWOOD director of sports sciences David Buttifant has told the Magpies he has no intention of joining his good friend Mick Malthouse at Carlton.

He said that he was one year into a three-year commitment with Nathan Buckley

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/more-news/david-buttifant-to-stay-loyal-to-magpies/story-e6frf9jf-1226462757926

 

[morgues]

Good man Butters.

Legend

 

[loki04]

Although your reply is to another poster, what I find most amuzing is when "blokes" call each other "mate". Your reply was good - but people need to understand when calling someone a mate, you are referring to a "shag"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate

um yeah, if you care to notice, it's from wiki - and i AM aussie

I did notice hence the Wiki reference and I also assumed you were an Aussie city snob who look down on anything Aussie and only europe things are of note like most Sydney people do!
Yeah you maybe from melb but i noticed it is common place now days to put down anything Australian in favour of supposed upper class Europe, bet you don't like Holden and Fords either prob drive a Subaru or Nissan and think that people who say mate and like a beer and BBQ are Bogan...on ya cobba lmao!!

haha no response? tbh i really couldn't give a heck but I hate when people try belittle their own country!

 

[SnakePlisskin]

Buttifant has no interest in joining malthouse at the blues.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

haha no response? tbh i really couldn't give a heck but I hate when people try belittle their own country!

I have moved, I now live in the middle of Australia. I used to drive a Ford (loved FORD) but couldn't give a toss about any particular vehicle anymore cause I'm no longer a teenager.

 

[PieNSauce]

8 finals series in ten years and four grand finals in that same period isn't to shabby

Throw in getting the 2002 pies aide into a gf which is the worst gf side of all time

He is da master

1 Premiership from at least 3 very winnable GF's and that with the best facilities and staff in the country. Widely accepted utter coaching failure in the 2011 GF followed by laying blame with the players when everyone else knew exactly where the blame lay. Very shabby if you ask me! He is da egotist!

 

[jmac70]

Quotes? Links?

Ironically in today's Age, Pert is quoted as saying it is a fact that Cloke wants to stay at Collingwood. He didn't provide any links though.

 

[yeee_haaaa!!!!!]

Malthouse is cooked as a coach. It is going to be hilarious watching him fail at the scum

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Malthouse is cooked as a coach. It is going to be hilarious watching him fail at the scum

as if Carlton are arrogant enough, then along comes MM - awesome! And in 2013 Bucks will send the ball down the guts with MM dancing around the boundary, result = Carlton 22 Pies 122

 

[Checkside35]

Buttifant has no interest in joining malthouse at the blues.

I'm not surprised. Butters would have loved a player like Buckley in his role as sports science director. If Buck's book was any indication, he did everything the fitness staff wanted and more. Why wouldn't you want to work with a coach that values that area and is willing to take on your views and practices. It could be argued that MM would be the same but Buckley lived it.

 

[morgoth]

The funniest thing in all of this is that mm is being played. He might end up with the job but the primary target has always been Paul Roos. I know that for 100% fact. Wish I could say how I know but mathieson and Pratt want Roos. They are still trying but his kids hsc is the issue.

It would be great to see mm left with nothing after he white anted ratten and despite what he says. Dishonest prick.

 

[HFF]

Yeh I heard the same thing about his kids HSC being the main reason as to why he is out of coaching at the moment.

 

[loki04]

I'm not surprised. Butters would have loved a player like Buckley in his role as sports science director. If Buck's book was any indication, he did everything the fitness staff wanted and more. Why wouldn't you want to work with a coach that values that area and is willing to take on your views and practices. It could be argued that MM would be the same but Buckley lived it.

Buckley and Butters wrote a book together not sure why people think there is friction between them, they must be pretty close on their thoughts about strength and conditioning to do that.

 

[76woodenspooners]

The funniest thing in all of this is that mm is being played. He might end up with the job but the primary target has always been Paul Roos. I know that for 100% fact. Wish I could say how I know but mathieson and Pratt want Roos. They are still trying but his kids hsc is the issue.

It would be great to see mm left with nothing after he white anted ratten and despite what he says. Dishonest prick.

Obvious solution to this ...

Carlton offer Mick the senior coaching role for two years, Paul Roos comes in as a part time assistant. Then in two years when Roos' kids are out of school then he takes over the Senior Coaching role from Mick, and Mick gets some senior role to keep him around the place - I dunno, call it 'Director of Coaching' or something.

Why has nobody thought of this before???

 

[Maggie5]

Buckley and Butters wrote a book together not sure why people think there is friction between them, they must be pretty close on their thoughts about strength and conditioning to do that.

Wasn't it MM and Butters who wrote a book?

 

[Maggie5]

Obvious solution to this ...

Carlton offer Mick the senior coaching role for two years, Paul Roos comes in as a part time assistant. Then in two years when Roos' kids are out of school then he takes over the Senior Coaching role from Mick, and Mick gets some senior role to keep him around the place - I dunno, call it 'Director of Coaching' or something.

Why has nobody thought of this before???

No way would MM accept Roos as an assistant, knowing that Roos would take over in two years. His ego would not allow it.

 

[SnakePlisskin]

Wasn't it MM and Butters who wrote a book?

Yeah , The Ox is Slow the Earth is Patient .

 

[loki04]

Yeah , The Ox is Slow the Earth is Patient .

He also wrote a book called 'weight traing for AFL footballers' with Nathan Buckley and Con Hrysomallis.


http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/Wei...ralian-Football-Con-Hrysomallis/9780734409515

 

[loki04]

Wasn't it MM and Butters who wrote a book?

Both have wrote a book with him.

 

[SnakePlisskin]

He also wrote a book called 'weight traing for AFL footballers' with Nathan Buckley and Con Hrysomallis.


http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/Wei...ralian-Football-Con-Hrysomallis/9780734409515

Ah ok , didn't know that .

 

[Maggie5]

Both have wrote a book with him.

Sorry, I was wrong, didn't realise.