Manchester United Thread

[Maybe Tomorrow]

I gotta say, Martinez looks like a shadow of himself this season.

Just turned it off in disgust but this is spot on. No fight in him, just let the Porto player run past.

No fight in most of these players though.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

This will be 1-10 in Europe last 11 games.

Worst start to a season ever, remarkable given how shit we’ve been for 10 years.

 

[RPCB]

I gotta say, Martinez looks like a shadow of himself this season.

He’s suffering from “Getthemanagersacked-itis”.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Sitting 24th in the Europa League table

 

[Crimson King]

Onana our player of the season so far?

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Onana our player of the season so far?

Yep and that’s hilarious as it is sad

 

[Crimson King]

Is this the slowest defence ever to played together? Sheesh.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Bruno sent off again, the blokes having a mare

 

[Grockadoc]

Porto players going down so easily off minimal contact and clurching their faces. Almost as disgusting as we have been.

 

[Camros2]

Safe to say Bruno wants ETH sacked

 

[Crimson King]

Ugh.

 

[Grockadoc]

Slabhead rescues a point...

 

[Grockadoc]

Ten Hag has to be gone at the international break.

 

[RPCB]

Harry Maguire doesn’t play often, so he can be forgiven for not getting this weeks script.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

God sake Maguire why you saving ETH

 

[BomberManU]

Winless in our last five Euro games, despite leading by two goals in three of them.
Since ETH joined, no PL club has conceded three or more goals more times than Man U.
Please, enough.

 

[augie]

Winless in our last five Euro games, despite leading by two goals in three of them.
Since ETH joined, no PL club has conceded three or more goals more times than Man U.
Please, enough.

Acknowledging where we are at, I quite enjoyed the game. When do we ever get close to 30 shots on goal? As about the 10th best team in England, getting a draw against the 2nd best team in Portugal away is about as good as you could expect.

As for ETH, not many agreed with his decision to bring the great man on, but ETH knew better and it paid off.

 

[Crimson King]

ETH's mouthpiece in The Mirror newspaper basically saying the Villa game decides his future.

Also, the upper management have a meeting scheduled for Tuesday to discuss various matters.

90 more minutes to go to end this misery.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Widely predicted to be ETH’s final game and look at the line up he’s gone with

Pray Villa go easy on us.

 

[Grockadoc]

This is grim. No creativity. Unless we can get a fast break, we are toothless. We have no-one who is capable of unlocking key passes forward through the middle, and constantly try and drive down the wing.

Boring, stagnant, lacklustre football.

 

[Grockadoc]

If only I had a dollar for every time Bruno, Rashford and Garnacho try to dribble past defender and give the ball away...

 

[Crimson King]

No surprises, he reverts back to playing pragmatic football when his job is on the line.

Zero progress made during his tenure.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

5 goals scored this season, FIVE!!!!!

My left nut could create more chances than this lot.

 

[Crimson King]

Joke of a manager. Manages to outdo his own incompetence.

 

[RPCB]

I have decided that as long as ETH is in charge all this club deserves of my time are the 25 minute highlights. Even that is way too much time after watching that crap.