maria sharapova will soon be mine

[Mr.X]

Isn't it past your bedtime ?

 

[Smell The Glove]

a big hello to all you nerds out there who still dont have a life.over the last few weeks i have gone to a number of tennis matches and i have seen maira play twice.In both games she kept on looking at me non stop.I didnt even have my shirt off and she kept on looking, im talking about more than 10 times each game.All i have to do is send her a email with my pic and she will no doubt want to meet me.

By the way you guys talk non stop crap, geelong will win next years flag end of disscussion

She looks at everyone watching Channel Seven like that.

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Isn't it past your bedtime ?

got hot girl coming over very soon

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Isn't it past your bedtime ?

Who was that directed at

 

[Smell The Glove]

got hot girl coming over very soon

Your Mum buys your pornos?

 

[geelong_crazy26]

She looks at everyone watching Channel Seven like that.

I was at the tennis, thats how she saw my sexy face

 

[Mr.X]

got hot girl coming over very soon

Ones that charge by the hour don't count...

 

[geelong_crazy26]

You Mum buys your pornos?

nah i gots older friends to do that

 

[geelong_crazy26]

nah i gots older friends to do that

older girl friends

 

[Smell The Glove]

older girl friends

Grandmother then.

 

[Smell The Glove]

I was at the tennis, thats how she saw my sexy face

Oh, well you didnt say that. So what does pepper spray feel like, I've always wondered?

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Ones that charge by the hour don't count...

lol if anyone was charging it would be me because i am so dam good looking but i dont, I have lots of girls after me so i just pick the best looking, its alot like having the number 1 pick in the draft

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Oh, well you didnt say that. So what does pepper spray feel like, I've always wondered?

wouldnt no, just like you wouldnt no what a womans breast feels like

 

[Smell The Glove]

lol if anyone was charging it would be me because i am so dam good looking but i dont,

Yeah, they will tell you that. Oh, except for the charging bit, brothels work the other way around.

I have lots of girls after me so i just pick the best looking, its alot like having the number 1 pick in the draft

If you want to dress it up like that- most people just drop the pretence and admit going but hey, whatever floats your boat.

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Yeah, they will tell you that. Oh, except for the charging bit, brothels work the other way around.


If you want to dress it up like that- most people just drop the pretence and admit going but hey, whatever floats your boat.

ahahahha see the big diffrence between me and you is i have a choice when it come to the women and i only pick the best, you on the other hand get stuck with some fat pig

 

[geelong_crazy26]

beck is here

have a nice day losers

 

[Smell The Glove]

beck is here

have a nice day losers

So, how much of your hour did you end up using? 5 minutes? Less?

 

[cat in sydney]

Bullshit. She was the better player on the day. Had nothing to do with you much as you like to think it did.

afl08 - perhaps the biggest catch in the history of GC26's career. Hook, line, sinker, rod, boat.

 

[Angelus512]

My god. Possibly one of the most overwhelmingly dumb posts I've ever read but its a top troll lol

 

[PoidaCat]

a big hello to all you nerds out there who still dont have a life.over the last few weeks i have gone to a number of tennis matches and i have seen maira play twice.In both games she kept on looking at me non stop.I didnt even have my shirt off and she kept on looking, im talking about more than 10 times each game.All i have to do is send her a email with my pic and she will no doubt want to meet me.

By the way you guys talk non stop crap, geelong will win next years flag end of disscussion

 

[rdhopkins2]

Pretty sure I saw Sharapova in the crowd tonight.

geelong_crazy26 congrats on the pickup mate!

 

[Pistol Night]

First time ive ever seen a written wank