Mark Log-Juice is the worst Club president in the AFL

[Mofra]

"A fish rots from the head"

Ok, so Carlton have sliced off a small carbuncle in Brendan Bolton but the real problem still exists. Sure SOS' approach to list management is about as healthy as Clive Palmer's diet, but the guy who allows it to flourish sits in his faux-leather chair mumbling and bumbling about 'plans being on track'.


Pictured: Carlton's track

LogJuice is woeful in every way.
He's let Carlton slide from 'faded-glory' to 'haha they're crap' to 'this is a criminal organisation nobody should feel sorry for but I still hold an overwhelming sense of pity towards'.
He's overseen more coaches than the junkies hanging out at Spencer St Bus Interchange.
He's left more Carlton fans despondent than Italy's parliament.
He's a less polished media operator than most of Sam Newman's targets of street talk from back in the day.

Does this bloke provide any value to Carlton at all?

 

[A Cut Above]

"Worst thread ever"
- Laphroaig

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Log Juice. It works on so many levels

 

[FISTO]

Not since Simon "Badloss" has there been a greater play on a potato's name. The bay has been on fire recently, kudos Muffra.

The question has to be asked, other than paying his way into the position what exactly does ol' "LogJuice" offer?
He kept making reference to the "strategy" in the Bolton presser. I have to say if he is the brains trust that ticked off on whatever the **** strategy being employed at Carlton then he should be committed.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Just as an aside, I know both Caine Liddle and Mick Agresta (Carltons list manager). I will ask them what they think of this new name Logjuice

 

[DanWA]

SOSS doing great job getting Ross re signed at Cockburn

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Not since Simon "Badloss" has there been a greater play on a potato's name. The bay has been on fire recently, kudos Muffra.

The question has to be asked, other than paying his way into the position what exactly does ol' "LogJuice" offer?
He kept making reference to the "strategy" in the Bolton presser. I have to say if he is the brains trust that ticked off on whatever the **** strategy being employed at Carlton then he should be committed.

He's good mates with Bruce Mathieson, the pokie machine owner who is keeping the club from going broke.
The only reason he still has a job there.

 

[FISTO]

He's good mates with Bruce Mathieson, the pokie machine owner who is keeping the club from going broke.
The only reason he still has a job there.

Typical log juice behaviour right there

 

[chelseacarlton]

Just shagged a cupla air hostesses
Thread going well, better than mine though I spose.
Ya campaigner

 

[Mofra]

Just shagged a cupla air hostesses
Thread going well, better than mine though I spose.
Ya campaigner

Congratulations!

 

[Socrates2]

"Renowned as a negotiator, LoGiudice has been a member of the Carltonians – Carlton’s oldest and best-known coterie group - since 1995. He has worked in the property industry since 1986, and is currently Managing Director of Crawfords Group - a family-owned investment company involved in the development of commercial, industrial and retail property has worked in the property industry since 1986, and is currently Managing Director of Crawfords Group - a family-owned investment company involved in the development of commercial, industrial and retail property."
How does some coterie guy who sells property get to be president? And how does a renowned negotiator, negotiate the downfall of a once less crap club?

 

[Mofra]

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This photo is the stuff of nightmares.

She's a cautionary tale against plastic surgery.

LogJuice looks like the kind of guy who would yell at a 15 year old volunteer at a sausage sizzle for not evenly distributing the onions.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Log-Juice, Juddas and SOS really are the holy Trinity of meh. So happy they are all at Carltank !!!

 

[Seethus]

Log-deuce works even better

 

[Northworth]

bring back Elliot

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Los Guido's Gay... been around 5 mins... backs a coach, sacks a coach, eats 15 lobsters with Bearnaise sauce in between

Collin Carter... no media, no noise, writes letter, gets an extra 7 premierships... now that's leadership