Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[Cheesey Mac]

Last year I commented to some friends that watching Ken Hinkley's Port Adelaide play against good sides is like watching the same film over and over again.

It's a Rocky film - formulaic and always ends the same way - except we are always the bad guy who loses in the end.

 

[backtozero]

Oh my God, he keeps finding new ways to make "sliding doors" more ridiculous/pointless/stupid and further from the meaning than it ever was.

 

[Grave Danger]

Oh my God, he keeps finding new ways to make "sliding doors" more ridiculous/pointless/stupid and further from the meaning than it ever was.

He might've won points for irony if the movie character he'd suggested for Port Adelaide was Helen Quilley.

 

[DaTBird187]

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Ken's more like Harry Ellis.....

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Oh my God, he keeps finding new ways to make "sliding doors" more ridiculous/pointless/stupid and further from the meaning than it ever was.

He's got to keep up with the competition for "concept most misunderstood by AFL journos".

The other being Moneyball.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

He's got to keep up with the competition for "concept most misunderstood by AFL journos".

The other being Moneyball.

Now this is a real moneyball post.

 

[wannabejack]

 

[Alberton Proud]

Ken's more like Harry Ellis.....

Kochie, Boobie

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[killtaker1993]

It’s Bad Boy Bubby for mine.

F**ks the club, gladwraps the premiership window, then wanders aimlessly around Port Adelaide.

Has the greatest scene in any movie when he walks into the servo with the dead cat wrapped in glad wrap and just plonks it on the counter. 'I don't like smart c**ts'

 

[Ford Fairlane]

This is a topic for discussion? The defensive unit that can barely hold out a bottom 2 team?

 

[finbarr]

Ken's more like Harry Ellis.....

He's the Kane Cornes character.

 

[bomberclifford]

Is SEN SA 'capible' of posting something on twitter without a basic spelling error?

 

[tribey]

This is a topic for discussion? The defensive unit that can barely hold out a bottom 2 team?

Karens and elite professional sport really don’t mix.

 

[Festerz]

Karens and elite professional sport really don’t mix.

Bully!

 

[Del165198]

Is SEN SA 'capible' of posting something on twitter without a basic spelling error?

to be fair if Adam Cooney said it, he probably spoke the word with the spelling error

 

[Rexie J]

Hey Bomber, did you have any input

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Adelaide University Union rebrands as YouX, the same name as a pr0n site​

 

[PatientMental]

Hey Bomber, did you have any input

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Adelaide University Union rebrands as YouX, the same name as a pr0n site​

Tbf pr0n sites are probably more inclusive and progressive than most other things on the planet.

You can find a bit of anything and everything on them.

 

[Rexie J]

Tbf pr0n sites are probably more inclusive and progressive than most other things on the planet.

You can find a bit of anything and everything on them.

Very informative, thank you

 

[Grave Danger]

Hey Bomber, did you have any input

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Adelaide University Union rebrands as YouX, the same name as a pr0n site​

Would've been thought up by (or maybe 'came' subliminally to) the Arts and Humanities faction, rather than the Science types, who probably aren't even union members unless it's still compulsory

 

[bomberclifford]

Hey Bomber, did you have any input

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Adelaide University Union rebrands as YouX, the same name as a pr0n site​

Not on the new one but we did design the old one nearly ten years ago. Ironically enough, our recommended strategy was to lean into the union terminology.

 

[Willsy10]

Karens and elite professional sport really don’t mix.

Karen, they might be capable but are they capible?

 

[Steve Dore]

Lol

Another "only in Adelaide" juxtaposition on the Fertiliser website

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This one's not football related but this seems to be a game at News Limited

 

[Alberton Proud]

This one's not football related but this seems to be a game at News Limited

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That's attrocius

 

[Capital Power]

This one's not football related but this seems to be a game at News Limited

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That's a disgrace. Newspapers can't disappear fast enough.