Meet Kevin Sorbo!

[Kevin Sorbo]

Hello,

My name is Kevin Sorbo.

It all began in a town named Mound in Minnesota back on September 24, 1958 when a true legend of time would be born, me, Kevin Sorbo.

At the end of 1986 and at 6"3 and muscular, I began to make guest appearances on popular shows such as "Murder, She Wrote" (1984) before being elected as natural choice for the title role in what would become my signature series, "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995).

I then became internationally famous, learned the craft of film-making well enough to direct and co-write some of the episodes and even studied martial arts in order to do many of my own stunts!

In 1998, I married a lovely actress named Sam Jenkins, best known for her dual role on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) as Serena/the Golden Hind ("Hind" is a female red deer). She's pretty titts guvna. Pretty titts indeed.

Cheers c**ts.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo.

PS - Please find attached an autographed picture below.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

So... What brings you to an Aussie Rules forum?

 

[Kevin Sorbo]

So... What brings you to an Aussie Rules forum?

Hello and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo.

There are many reasons, but I will narrow them down to three key points:
- to raise awareness of the evil which is Ares (sworn enemy)
- to educate fellow football supporters in the ways of Kevin Sorbo
- to convince the North Melbourne board that I would be a welcome addition to their strength and conditioning team.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Okay, well, enjoy your time on this forum.

 

[galindez]

Welcome to the boards Kevin

 

[kerplunky]

Hi Kevin Sorbo. Welcome to Big Footy! I really enjoyed your performances in What If & Abel's Field! Also, I just had to include this clip.




I hope you enjoy your time on Big Footy!

 

[Kevin Sorbo]

Hi Kevin Sorbo. Welcome to Big Footy! I really enjoyed your performances in What If & Abel's Field! Also, I just had to include this clip.




I hope you enjoy your time on Big Footy!

Hello kerplunky and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo.

It's always excellent to meet a fan. I can categorically confirm that the footage you have attached was actually recorded after North's round 9 loss to Adelaide.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo.

 

[Geoffa32]

Hi Kev


Are your lovetips better than this bloke's?

 

[WCErevival]

Is Iolaus on here?

 

[Kevin Sorbo]

Hi Kev


Are your lovetips better than this bloke's?

Hi Geoffa32 and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo.

When I was trying to take my bride Deianeira home, I had to cross the Evenus River. Nessus, a centaur, served as ferryman. First he rowed me across and then, as he started to row Deianeira across, he tried to rape her. Naturally, I was justly enraged, drew one of my poisoned arrows (see Hercules Labor 2) and shot the centaur.

Before the centaur died, he persuaded Deinaeira to take some of his blood to use as a love potion should Hercules ever cause her to worry. Long story short, she feared that I was having an affair with another woman, she used the blood and died.

The morale of the story / love tip here is this, don't let c**ts f**k with your love life.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo

 

[Beth]

Hello,

My name is Kevin Sorbo.

It all began in a town named Mound in Minnesota back on September 24, 1958 when a true legend of time would be born, me, Kevin Sorbo.

At the end of 1986 and at 6"3 and muscular, I began to make guest appearances on popular shows such as "Murder, She Wrote" (1984) before being elected as natural choice for the title role in what would become my signature series, "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995).

I then became internationally famous, learned the craft of film-making well enough to direct and co-write some of the episodes and even studied martial arts in order to do many of my own stunts!

In 1998, I married a lovely actress named Sam Jenkins, best known for her dual role on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) as Serena/the Golden Hind ("Hind" is a female red deer). She's pretty titts guvna. Pretty titts indeed.

Cheers c**ts.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo.

PS - Please find attached an autographed picture below.
View attachment 21923

Hi Kevin Sorbo, I remember you from such roles as Hercules The Legendary Journey's and your 2003 appearance in an episode of According to Jim. Who would you say is your muse and where do you find your motivation for such roles as Scott in Just Shoot Me?

 

[mark73]

Hi Kevin Sorbo, I remember you from such roles as Hercules The Legendary Journey's and your 2003 appearance in an episode of According to Jim. Who would you say is your muse and where do you find your motivation for such roles as Scott in Just Shoot Me?

I think he also featured in a few gay porno's in the hope of getting his career back on track. They also failed.

 

[Kevin Sorbo]

Hi Kevin Sorbo, I remember you from such roles as Hercules The Legendary Journey's and your 2003 appearance in an episode of According to Jim. Who would you say is your muse and where do you find your motivation for such roles as Scott in Just Shoot Me?

Hi Beth and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo,

Great questions! My main inspiration for my performance on Just Shoot me was Wayne Carey. My key inspiration for gay porno's without doubt was mark73.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo

 

[mark73]

Hi Beth and thank you for your interest in Kevin Sorbo,

Great questions! My main inspiration for my performance on Just Shoot me was Wayne Carey. My key inspiration for gay porno's without doubt was mark73.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo

You're welcome. Carey, really? He was a monster of a man, and an even bigger monster of an AFL player.

 

[peppy la pew]

Hello,

My name is Kevin Sorbo.

It all began in a town named Mound in Minnesota back on September 24, 1958 when a true legend of time would be born, me, Kevin Sorbo.

At the end of 1986 and at 6"3 and muscular, I began to make guest appearances on popular shows such as "Murder, She Wrote" (1984) before being elected as natural choice for the title role in what would become my signature series, "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995).

I then became internationally famous, learned the craft of film-making well enough to direct and co-write some of the episodes and even studied martial arts in order to do many of my own stunts!

In 1998, I married a lovely actress named Sam Jenkins, best known for her dual role on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) as Serena/the Golden Hind ("Hind" is a female red deer). She's pretty titts guvna. Pretty titts indeed.

Cheers c**ts.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo.

PS - Please find attached an autographed picture below.
View attachment 21923

I think you know the rules Kev, me ol china

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Hi Big Kev

 

[stormee]

Hi Kevin what is your bicep routine.

 

[Kevin Sorbo]

Hi Kevin what is your bicep routine.

Hi Stormee,

I like to eat bacon, and peas. Then I fart like a coconut eating chives and say "Hey Barney???! Why isn't me camp on a fire branch peas!?" then the golden girls look at me and lick their funny parts like itchy puppies.

Kind Regards,
Kevin Sorbo