Live Event Meet the new Carlton.... same as the old Carlton (gameday fred)

[Vikingblood]

Alternative thread title: 3Peat Immortals vs The Oompa-Loompa's Flab Brigade


So all summer we've been hearing about Carlton turning the corner, how they're out to change their kulcha and shortcuts are a thing of the past. Apparently Bolton is the new messiah who's promised a more disciplined, hard-working outfit that won't collectively drop its heads 5 minutes into the first quarter.

The proof is in the pudding and tonight we see how stinky this tripe called Carlton really is.
Will they be more competitive?
Will we recognize more than 2 or 3 of their players?
Will there ever be a Carlton poster on Bay13 worth respecting?

Bend over & prepare your angi tanking scum.

Mmmm New Carlton, now with less forward line in every serve.

 

[Vikingblood]

I put a £3 multi on hawthorn and norf to win (H2H) because I'm reckless.

 

[kreuze_missile]

BLUES BY 14 GOALS

GET READY FOR 35 KREUZE MISSILE THREADS FLOGS

 

[Bender_]

BLUES BY 14 GOALS

GET READY FOR 35 KREUZE MISSILE THREADS FLOGS

 

[Big_Birdy]

We'll be going at about 40% tonight mate.

Bolto is keeping his cards close to his chest as any supercoach would.

A 2 and a 7 remains a 2 and a 7 no matter how close you keep them

 

[Tiger2709]

We'll be going at about 40% tonight mate.

Bolto is keeping his cards close to his chest as any supercoach would.

So stepping up the workload from last year then?

 

[Alfred_]

The week by week capitulation of Hawthorn is going to be a sight to behold.

Get the popcorn ready flogs.

 

[Packedlunch]

The week by week capitulation of Hawthorn is going to be a sight to behold.

Get the popcorn ready flogs.

Anything would cheer you up after last years shitting of the bed.

 

[Alfred_]

Anything would cheer you up after last years shitting of the bed.

What cheers me up is the fact that my club isn't full of geriatrics.

 

[Packedlunch]

What cheers me up is the fact that my club isn't full of geriatrics.

Or premiership players.

 

[Alfred_]

Or premiership players.

Doesn't really help you going forward friend.

 

[Packedlunch]

Doesn't really help you going forward friend.

It makes me happy though.

 

[A Cut Above]

What cheers me up is the fact that my club isn't full of geriatrics.

Been a bit down after the tragic loss of your Terra Skwad comrade J'Aids? Relax mate, like cancer he never stays in remission for long.

 

[Alfred_]

Been a bit down after the tragic loss of your Terra Skwad comrade J'Aids? Relax mate, like cancer he never stays in remission for long.

My sister is a Cancer survivor you idiot.

 

[David Schwarz]

Will this train wreck with no survivors be broadcast?

 

[juice t]

Will this train wreck with no survivors be broadcast?

Confined to the dark abyss of pay tv

 

[David Schwarz]

Confined to the dark abyss of pay tv

Probably a good thing really, for the sake of innocent eyes.

 

[go you pups]

I put a £3 multi on hawthorn and norf to win (H2H) because I'm reckless.

And that you don't mind small payouts?

 

[RedVest4]

Carlton are going to win.

 

[Ray Purchase]

Why is this game is Tasmania?

 

[STP18]

Why is this game is Tasmania?

Because it's a Hawthorn home game.

 

[Ray Purchase]

Because it's a Hawthorn home game.

Oh right, explains all the dogs in the crowd.

 

[RedVest4]

Charlie Curnow is drunk

 

[Wosh]

******* hell this may the shittest AFL game ever to be played but I'm so excited to watch footy because I'm a sad person.

I'm almost crying I'm so happy to have footy back..any f***** footy even this shitfest.

 

[Packedlunch]

I'm almost crying I'm so happy to have footy back..any f***** footy even this shitfest.

Carlton 2016 season officially ends now.