Melbourne are now tanking before JLT even starts

[Mofra]

Melbourne Demons. They have a recent history of making weird decision after weird decision, like trading for a big ruck (who can't play forward) despite having Max Gawn on the list, then taking a ruckman at pick 3 in the draft.

This takes the cake though. Harley 'parties too hard even for Freo' Bennell, who has calves made of fairy floss, who was injured walking, is set to be given a lifeline by the Dees:

Melbourne footy boss sends huge contract hint to Harley Bennell

After years of injuries and off-field troubles, former Gold Coast and Fremantle midfielder Harley Bennell looks likely to sign an AFL contract with Melbourne.

7news.com.au

Injury-plagued AFL midfielder Harley Bennell appears destined to sign with Melbourne despite another setback to his left calf.

The former Gold Coast and Fremantle player has been training with the Demons as he aims to re-ignite his ailing AFL career.

Melbourne have not been put off by Bennell’s extensive injury history, which resulted in just just two games for the Dockers in four years.

How have they not learned by now?

 

[DanWA]

They got off the hook with Hogan and pickup another Hogan

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I reckon his calves are stuffed.
Still, we're not giving up much for him.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Seriously after being premiership favourites and then finishing below Carlton would have anyone lashing out to their own detriment.

 

[A Cut Above]

trading for a big ruck (who can't play forward) despite having Max Gawn on the list, then taking a ruckman at pick 3 in the draft.

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

flipping cheats amazing the whole Dank link was overlooked

 

[Jazny]

They got off the hook with Hogan and pickup another Hogan

Yeah they were doing so much better without Hogan

 

[Freomaniac]

I reckon his calves are stuffed.
Still, we're not giving up much for him.

i wish bennell the best.

it would be sweet if harley bennell plays one more AFL game

 

[Mofra]

i wish bennell the best.

it would be sweet if harley bennell plays one more AFL game

On recent averages he would need two years on the list for that.

Just for the lulz, he should be played in the ruck ahead of Pruess.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

I reckon his calves are stuffed.
Still, we're not giving up much for him.

I. Reckon. His. Calves. Are. Stuffed. ?!?! Ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a ****ing post of the year!!!!

 

[Dinsdale]

I reckon his calves are stuffed.
Still, we're not giving up much for him.

next on Mastermind we have Maximum Gawnage, special subject "the bleeding obvious"

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I. Reckon. His. Calves. Are. Stuffed. ?!?! Ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a ******* post of the year!!!!

next on Mastermind we have Maximum Gawnage, special subject "the bleeding obvious"

Now that's been established, somebody needs to tell that to our medical staff.

 

[rangatangtang]

Now that's been established, somebody needs to tell that to our medical staff.

Maybe they can let them know down at centrelink

 

[Freomaniac]

On recent averages he would need two years on the list for that.

Just for the lulz, he should be played in the ruck ahead of Pruess.

Nah he aint tall enough. Would love him just to come off the bench for half a game in a forward pocket or flank

 

[Tubby loggins]

They got off the hook with Hogan and pickup another Hogan

Rioli heading there in 4 years

 

[Niggles]

How have they not learned by now?

"Unbelievable camp to set Dees up for the year" - Michael Hibberd the other day.

 

[Sprout]

AA this year. Bookmark it.

 

[winty]

AA this year. Bookmark it.

More likely to feature in Mofra's Bottom 50 than the AA squad...

 

[Mofra]

AA this year. Bookmark it.

Unless you mean Alcoholics Anonymous, I find your prediction 'dubious at best'