Meltdown memoirs of a flog

[craffles]

It's nom nom on my nob

I tried to be nice to you but you are yuck.


**** off Bennie

 

[craffles]

Dear Diary,

2 drinks in. Neighbour's in apartment above me are in their late 30s and pumping early 90s rock. I approve. Jack Daniels still tastes worse than fyfos sister. Non bloke craffles looks likely to pike. Must rendezvous with lads ASAP

 

[craffles]

7th glass and this shit is delicious. No rendezvous with lads yet. Mrs ramping up.

Post midnight rendezvous likely once I control my erection for Travis head.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

pokes craffles with a cheese stick you still alive ?