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Why Ponting's heroes just don't appeal to me.
I DON'T like cheats. And I don't like this Australian cricket team.
When Andrew Symonds bowled a straight one on the last day of the SCG Test to Rahul Dravid, who padded up, deflecting the ball into the gloves of Adam Gilchrist, did any of the Australians really think it was out? I doubt it. No one watching on TV thought it was out. It wasn't out. Ricky Ponting and his cohorts knew it. Dravid's bat was behind his pad. To appeal when you know the batsman is not out is, to my mind, cheating.
It's the Australian way. Has been for years. Gilchrist's predecessor, Ian Healy, enunciated the rationale perfectly while commentating — he appealed when he thought the batsman was out, or when he thought the umpire might give it out. That is, he would appeal if knew it was not out but thought the umpire might give it out. As I said, cheating.
The heroes of this Australian team say that in cricket you cop the good with the bad. That's exactly what captain Ponting conspicuously failed to do in this Test. In the first innings he was given not out when clearly out. Quite some runs later he was given out when he was not out. Did he cop it? No, he stood and glared at the umpire. He should have been fined for dissent. He should have acknowledged it was an easy mistake to make, given the bat was next to the pad, making the deflection all but imperceptible. And it wasn't just the heat of the moment: the tantrum continued at the dressing-room. He should have been ashamed of himself. Back to the Bourbon and Beefsteak, mate.
But Ponting is not ashamed. "I really can't see how we have done anything wrong by the spirit of the game," he said when the furore blew up. I can. So can a lot of others.
The Australians have just equalled the game's longest winning streak. Next week in Perth they should better it. Then go one better again in Adelaide. Who knows where it might end. Well, they can stick their streak where they can stick their 3 mobile. After this effort, I couldn't care less.
Which is a pity. There was much to like in this contest. Brad Hogg an unlikely saviour in the first-innings revival. The Indian response was better still: Dravid's doggedness, Laxman's elegance, Tendulkar's mastery. Even Ponting's properness in declining to appeal for a line-ball low-down take. But the match was marred and entered the halls of infamy by the poorest of umpiring, Australian petulance — and Harbhajan's Singh's wrongdoing. If, that is, you accept the Australians' version of events and not his.
But when the Australians stand at the crease when they edge the ball to first slip and appeal when the batsmen is clearly not out — well, why then would you believe anything they say?
The lack of good grace marked the Australians throughout this match. And series — what a cheek of Matthew Hayden to say that Anil Kumble "stole" five wickets in Melbourne. You could say Hayden has stolen 29 Test centuries, having barely faced one decent fast bowler in all that time. The lack of grace was there when Ponting motioned to the commentary box after the game, from where Tony Greig had dared to criticise the timing of his declaration. And it was there at the post-match media conference when he blasted an Indian reporter for daring to question him.
Ricky, time to have some KFC and calm down. Me, I think I need a bucket.
You know what I mean.