Game Name a player with a stupid name!

[cats2rise]

I always used to like Simon Arnott.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I always used to like Simon Arnott.

Always thought of it to be crummy.

 

[Wosh]

Karmichael Hunt..Horrible first name but put it together and you have the perfect nickname..campaigner!

 

[Danger in Texas]

Other NBA players include...

Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Jo-Jo White
Michael Olowokandi
God Shamgod
Pooh Jeter
Rudy Gay

 

[entourage]

Michael Hoomanawanui

No joke, look it up.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Going back through English football, we have...

Segar Bastard
Rod Fanni
Bongo Christ

And elsewhere in the football world, Argelico F***s, Johnny Moustache, and the legendary Ars Bandeet.

 

[krisholio14]

Other NBA players include...

Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Jo-Jo White
Michael Olowokandi
God Shamgod
Pooh Jeter
Rudy Gay

Fab Melo has to be among those now

 

[Privateye]

There are 6 professionals on linked-in called Richard Holder

 

[i am a logo]

James Cockburn

 

[i am a logo]

yeah he doesn't exist

 

[SugarShane]

Tim Broomhead

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Look out for Didymus Blanket in next year's draft.

 

[Danger in Texas]

Nokia Cockatoo I believe is a prospect too?

 

[Giants FC]

This thread needs a mention of former New Zealand bowler Bob Cunis.
As a commentator famously remarked "His name is neither one thing nor the other".....

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Look out for Didymus Blanket in next year's draft.

Pele Manivong for this year.

 

[Vekgib]

Karmichael Hunt..Horrible first name but put it together and you have the perfect nickname..silly chap!

 

[Wickzki]

 

[Lyttelton Ranger]

A few soccer ones:

David Seaman - Goalkeeper for the Arse
Fabian Assmann - also a goalkeeper
Sven and Lars Bender - brothers who play in the Bundesliga
David Goodwillie - Blackburn
Danny Shittu - Millwall/QPR
Ricky van Wolfswinkel - Norwich
Anil Koc - exciting prospect for Charlton
Ralf Minge
Johan de Kock - played for Holland
Peter Shirtliff - retired
Rafael Scheidt - apparently he lived up to his name
Waldo Ponce - plays for Chilean club called "O'Higgins"
Hans Jorg-Butt - was briefly understudy goalkeeper to former Portugal keeper Quim
Quim - love that one!
Wankdorf - not a footballer, but the name of a stadium in Switzerland
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink - not particularly funny, just long (like "Peter van den Hoogenband")

Here's a few South African names:

De Wet Barry - rugby union player
Tokyo Sexwale (South African Businessman And Politician) - this name is not made up I assure you!

and finally:
"Mathangetshitshi" High School - translated from Zulu means "Thighs of a Virgin" High School

 

[Daveismad]

NASCAR driver

Dick trickle

It's the worst name ever

 

[Swansujelly]

John Klug...fits so many applications..
nah, sorry, your John Klug is blocked..

 

[Daveismad]

NASCAR driver

Dick trickle

It's the worst name ever

If I had name like dick trickle .....


Imagine introducing yourself to a chick

So what's your name ....dick .......yeah ok Richard that's fine


What's your surname .......trickle .......so it's dick trickle


Lol............bhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.........

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

NASCAR driver

Dick trickle

It's the worst name ever

That 70's Show made fun of him

 

[Rainfall]

No one said Rhan Hooper

 

[Rainfall]

Cyril Rioli

Junior? or his father in the picture? They have the same name.