Name an appropriate goal celebration song for an afl player past or present!

[Clark G]

BT - Taylor by The Coodabeen Champions.

 

[Lingsface]

Simon says get the **** up- Pharoahe Monch - Simon Madden

Scissor sisters- She’s my man- Erin Phillips

Burning down the house- Talking heads
Ronnie Burns

Ronnie Burns

Age

51

Ht

183cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

2.3

2star

T

1.3

3star

G

1.7

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.8

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

0.4

3star

G

1.6

5star

or Daniel Kerr

Daniel Kerr

Age

41

Ht

178cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

10.5

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

5.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

15.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

7.6

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.8

5star

Where is my mind- The Pixies - Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

Shoot the runner- Kasabian- Nathan Buckley

CREAM- Wu Tang- Tyson Stengle

18

Tyson Stengle

Age

25

Ht

175cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.8

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

10.3

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

We are never getting back together- Taylor Swift- Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

 

[Lingsface]

Marlion Pickett - It's Raining Men

Marlion Pickett- Locked up- Akon

 

[Fadge]

Nick Daicos - 'Simply The Best' by Tina Turner.

 

[Cmarsh]

Bay 13 is this way >

 

[CrowToon]

Threads like this really show you the divide between the people that can needle gently without being a dick and those who are just flat out nasty.

Like wtf, Petty cried who the hell cares? A song with tears in it isn't witty or clever. Be less insecure.

 

[Fabab]

joel smith - cocaine

 

[Lingsface]

Threads like this really show you the divide between the people that can needle gently without being a dick and those who are just flat out nasty.

Like wtf, Petty cried who the hell cares? A song with tears in it isn't witty or clever. Be less insecure.

Man you should cancel them and then tell people at parties that you cancelled someone.

 

[I Remember Bluey]

… Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day

 

[Nugett]

For Jason Dunstall :The Good, the bad and the ugly

 

[Cleansweep17]

Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

“Oh, Pretty Woman” - Roy Orbison

 

[CrowToon]

Man you should cancel them and then tell people at parties that you cancelled someone.

Fool

 

[Pedagogy]

Hair by Doug Parkinson - Bayley Fritsch

31

Bayley Fritsch

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

5.5

5star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.9

4star

D

9.5

2star

K

7.7

3star

HB

1.8

1star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.8

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

Scar by missy higgins - Jack Higgins

 

[Gordon Farkas]

Nathan Buckley - “You’re So Vain” (Carly Simon)

Eddie Betts - “Magic Man” (Heart)

Brendan Fevola - “The Gambler” (Kenny Rogers)

Ben Cousins - “Coz I Got High” (Afroman)

Daniel Kerr

Daniel Kerr

Age

41

Ht

178cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

10.5

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

5.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

15.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

7.6

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.8

5star

- “I Want A New Drug” (Huey Lewis and The News)

Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

- “The Drugs Don’t Work” (The Verve)

Jon Dorotich - “Jump In My Car” (Ted Mulry Gang)

Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

- “Fortunate Son” (Creedence)

Shane Crawford - “Dancing Queen” (ABBA)