Named and shamed, Paganism's worst 20 players from the last 25 years.

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Guy Richards
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Chris Egan
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Kyle Reimers
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Paul Prymke was not a ruckman, he was a very good centre-halfback whose career was cut short because of a severe back injury.

Still, let's not let the facts get in the way of sh!t thread.

Garry Lyon must be on something, saying that he was one of the best ever defenders he has played with, according to Demonwiki. :eek:
 

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Number 19...

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Peter Cransberg

Known as having the "Bondi" body (not quite Manly), the biggest mystery of all is how this spud managed to play 79 games for the Essendon football club. Too tall to be a short, to light to be a tall, this hack roamed around unattended on the field for the bulk of his career. Must have had a fear of the Gym, he had muscles like knots in cotton.
 
Hopefully this list is up to Mr Rude's level of quality... i doubt it.

I am a pretty big deal around here when it comes to list making, well said jonesy. :thumbsu:

Mimicking (although in this instance, poorly) is said to be the greatest form of flattery. I can only assume that jism wishes he could not only punt like me but also put together first class lists like me.

Meh, you ain't alone jism. Chin up and all that. :thumbsu:
 
The qualification for this list is 25 games or more at senior level.

No.20...
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Paul Prymke...This 194cm armpit somehow managed to eek out a 49 game career. Carrying on from the Melbourne production line of quality ruck men such as Steven O'dwyer, this spud is best remembered for being the "step ladder" in a number of "Mark Of The Year" contenders. With the turning circle of a Kenworth truck and the speed of a wet Sunday, Paul was sadly unable to reach the coveted 50 game milestone.

yea, not a good start jism. Prymke was actually was a centre half back and a very good one at that until he was cut down by injuries.

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Bit stupid how these guys who played 50-60 odd games are worse then all those guys who played less then 10 games....might be a reason why those guys didn't get to double figures??
 
yea, not a good start jism. Prymke was actually was a centre half back and a very good one at that until he was cut down by injuries.

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precisely - part of one of the best spines in footy in the early 90's before they were all cut down by injury - prymke, neitz, lyon, schwarz & jakovich.


i'm waiting eagerly to join in the universal bagging of the squib of squibs, SIMON TREGENZA. :eek:
 
Cool

Let me know when you come up with a thread worth reading.

Well here are links to a couple of "similar" threads to this that although not quite Rudeseque in delivery, are certainly Rudeseque in their ability to remain incomplete.

Both are better than this thread (and you even decided to participate willingly in one of them)

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=715595 (HP is currently trying to rip this one off)

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789991
 

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There are 100 players to choose from in the Dennis thread linked above that this thread attempts to emulate and fails miserably at
 
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Michael Passmore...42 games of pure comedy is what we got out of Mick. Played alongside some back line big names such as Brayshaw, Chandler, Roy Ramsay and David Ackerley in his "career", Passmore still managed to outshine these other spuds in the shiteness stakes. Rarely winning a 1 on 1 contest, he was one of the first of the unaccountable back men. This was not by choice however, just circumstantial as his opponent was usually 10 to 15 metres in front of him.
 
I am a pretty big deal around here when it comes to list making, well said jonesy. :thumbsu:

Mimicking (although in this instance, poorly) is said to be the greatest form of flattery. I can only assume that jism wishes he could not only punt like me but also put together first class lists like me.

Meh, you ain't alone jism. Chin up and all that. :thumbsu:

And the funny thing is, Paganism bumbled it up with Prymke, who destroyed Sticks in the 1994 Elimination Final before his back gave way.

Paganism, a flog such as yourself is not strong on circumspection so listen up: Comrade Rudeurrection owns this space and probably your arse as well. Be it with the coat-hanger or the Domestos, abort this thread.

Biffinator.
 
And the funny thing is, Paganism bumbled it up with Prymke, who destroyed Sticks in the 1994 Elimination Final before his back gave way.

Paganism, a flog such as yourself is not strong on circumspection so listen up: Comrade Rudeurrection owns this space and probably your arse as well. Be it with the coat-hanger or the Domestos, abort this thread.

Biffinator.

Biffinator,

Your feelings regarding this thread are well warranted. In fact, the Shit Threads Unit here at Belmont CIB are considering laying charges per the Shit Threads and Self Pwnage Act (Vic) if it continues.

I have another pressing issue, however. Paganism has posted the following on my wall:

23 Feb 2011 22:25
Paganism

Well, well, it seems the constabulary were a'knockin at my door. Any clues yet biff? Care to "out" me? I called you out in the thread, and now you are backing away. OUCH!!!! Massive ego dent that must be, hey?


To use the alias of a serving member of Victoria Police is a serious offence, and I'm just writing to establish that I am not, in fact, an alias of yourself. Please confirm this for me, as my wife is begging me for a holiday to the French Riviera, and the money I could aquire through defamation action for this posting would do the trick.

Stay well.

Cunstable Reid.
 
Biffinator,

Your feelings regarding this thread are well warranted. In fact, the Shit Threads Unit here at Belmont CIB are considering laying charges per the Shit Threads and Self Pwnage Act (Vic) if it continues.

I have another pressing issue, however. Paganism has posted the following on my wall:

23 Feb 2011 22:25
Paganism

Well, well, it seems the constabulary were a'knockin at my door. Any clues yet biff? Care to "out" me? I called you out in the thread, and now you are backing away. OUCH!!!! Massive ego dent that must be, hey?


To use the alias of a serving member of Victoria Police is a serious offence, and I'm just writing to establish that I am not, in fact, an alias of yourself. Please confirm this for me, as my wife is begging me for a holiday to the French Riviera, and the money I could aquire through defamation action for this posting would do the trick.

Stay well.

Cunstable Reid.

Officer, are late-term abortions illegal on the Bay, please?
 

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