New Hawthorn Captains Bum Print Hall of Fame at the Corio Bay Roadhouse

[Bandwagon2010]

The Corio Bay Roadhouse have always been proudly associated with the family sausage sizzel club the Hawthorn Football Club so that means we have collected a lot of memorabeelia over the years which is worth a lot and big bucks to.

Hot off the press, Cats Premier 2007 cos he got the red card has just been hired as a potatoe cake masher so I have asked him to categorise it all the stuff. So what have we got you wanna know? We have got one of Crimmo’s testicles above the fry-station and its fallen in a few times into the batter but it is still in good nick and I have told Cats P2007 to stop licking it. We have got a Don Scott manbag in the dunnies somewhere it has seen alot of action if you know what i mean with the poking and stuff and there is a Jack Kennedy raincoat somewhere that CP2007 likes to where on his lunchbrakes when he goes down to the park to relax.

Last week Richy vandenBerg the great Hawthorn captain of men came down to the CBR to see the collection and load up on the deluxe crab sticks with soy sauce. We were putting in a new pavement near the diesel tanks and no won told him it was wet cement so he landed on his backside. When we got him out, he had left a bum print in the qwik drying cement so we have left it there and now we are gonna make a Hawthorn Captains bum print Hall of Fame like those Hollywood streets where the Stars put their hands into the cementy stuff. This could realy put the Corio Bay Roadhouse on the map we are already there if you know what I mean . Crawfs has already agreed to come down and place his sprucey little butt in the qwik drying cement. Hodgey has said he will come down after the Grand Final cos at the moment he got too many bandages, bandaids, torniques, needles sticking out, scars and kinds of stuff in, sorry, on his arse man he is the walking wounded like a hero on Gallipolly. Don Scott wants to come down two and leave his posterior mark but I aint sure how that will go. Anyway soon enuff we will have an official Hawthorn Captains Bum Print Hall of Fame and you are well come to come down to the Corio Bay Roadhouse and look, feels smells and check out their bum prints go the mighty fighting Hawkers the kings of glory

 

[Rik E Boy]

tsdr

 

[Bayer_]

LOL, I feel honoured you've finally jumped on our Bandwagon.

 

[SwampCreature]

Your third paragraph is much too long. I hope you get aids as a result.

 

[Bayer_]

Your third paragraph is much too long. I hope you get aids as a result.

I bet you're even more glad you jumped ship from the Bummers after this season/yesterday's events, Metermaid.

 

[Mr Rude]

Dear Bandwagon2010,

I am worried that you need to resort to such extremes to attract the humble customer back to the CBR. That ring road thingy must be taking away all your business. Now that the truckers and Hodgey dont have to drive past anymore on the way to Colac surely it must be hurting your hip pocket. I hope this venture helps save your fine dining establishment. I will make it my goal that everytime i need to head down to the coast to drop in for 3 potato cakes and 2 dimmy's in order to save you from bankruptcy. I will personally take a stand and boycott the Geelong ring road to keep fine people like Cats Premiers 2007 in a job and i urge all of Bay 13 to do the same.

Mr Rude.

 

[SwampCreature]

I bet you're even more glad you jumped ship from the Bummers after this season/yesterday's events, Metermaid.

Clearly you are simply copying your erotic hawthorn life partners, but where did this whole, i-used-to-follow essendon thing come from, may i ask?

 

[Bandwagon2010]

Your third paragraph is much too long. I hope you get aids as a result.

well noone will ever say your dick is too long so stay away from the Corio Bay Roadhouse buster for your own good and I aint taking about the grub this time

 

[Bandwagon2010]

Your third paragraph is much too long. I hope you get aids as a result.

well noone is ever gonna say your dick is too long so stay away from the Roadhouse if you know what is good for you and I aint talking about the grub

 

[SwampCreature]

I hate it when the record gets stuck

 

[Floyd]

Dear Bandwagon2010,

I am worried that you need to resort to such extremes to attract the humble customer back to the CBR. That ring road thingy must be taking away all your business. Now that the truckers and Hodgey dont have to drive past anymore on the way to Colac surely it must be hurting your hip pocket. I hope this venture helps save your fine dining establishment. I will make it my goal that everytime i need to head down to the coast to drop in for 3 potato cakes and 2 dimmy's in order to save you from bankruptcy. I will personally take a stand and boycott the Geelong ring road to keep fine people like Cats Premiers 2007 in a job and i urge all of Bay 13 to do the same.

Mr Rude.

Don't forget to order the Doctor Peppers also Rude.

 

[Bandwagon2010]

Dear Bandwagon2010,

I am worried that you need to resort to such extremes to attract the humble customer back to the CBR. That ring road thingy must be taking away all your business. Now that the truckers and Hodgey dont have to drive past anymore on the way to Colac surely it must be hurting your hip pocket. I hope this venture helps save your fine dining establishment. I will make it my goal that everytime i need to head down to the coast to drop in for 3 potato cakes and 2 dimmy's in order to save you from bankruptcy. I will personally take a stand and boycott the Geelong ring road to keep fine people like Cats Premiers 2007 in a job and i urge all of Bay 13 to do the same.

Mr Rude.

Mister Rudey thanks for your support which is great and much appreciated. We don’t get too many toffy Melbourne supporters down here at the Corio Bay Roadhouse the last one was probably Sir Billy Snedden. He disappeared into the dunnies with one of the waitreeses and you know the end of that sad story well at least he died happy and the gun had been fired off if you know what i mean. I might make Cats Premier 2007 give that area a sweep and a mop soon and spray it with some Peebo.

 

[11sjw]

Crap thread is crap. End it please.

 

[newcs]

Sorry about the mega-bump but did the OP know this at the time.
Imagine the staff at the roadhouse, they would have had the TV on, watching Geelong thrashing Hawthorn and next thing the Hawthorn captain walks in for a burger before the game is even finished. There would been some serious WTFs going on.

‘I regret that’: The post-game burger run that eventually led to Gary Ayres’ Hawthorn exit

‘I regret that’: The post-game burger run that led to AFL great’s messy exit

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[imadodgyumpire]

The Corio Bay Roadhouse have always been proudly associated with the family sausage sizzel club the Hawthorn Football Club so that means we have collected a lot of memorabeelia over the years which is worth a lot and big bucks to.

 

[Bandwagon2010]

Well I am still here and buggering away for the mighty supreme Catz down at the Corio Ray Roadhouse where the dunnies make a hard man humbler and the Handbagger Hall of Fame houses the greats such as Kent Kingsley

Kent Kingsley

Age

46

Ht

193cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

4.8

5star

T

0.9

3star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.8

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

2.4

3star

T

0.4

3star

G

1.4

5star

, Daniel 'Brutus' Menzel David Bench Mensh and Ronny Bites. Garry Rohan and his floozies can say what they like but there is a place for him in the Handbagger Hall of Fame when no more embarrassing finals come his way and I will throw in a quarter chicken and chips to make the medicine go down. the medicine do down just like in Mary Poppins.

 

[newcs]