Media New season ... who dis? (Come fill in a questionnaire!)

[Frederico_WA]

ARE YOU TIRED OF SEEING SICK BURNS LIKE THIS ☝ IN YOUR GAME THREAD?

ARE YOU LAZY?

DO YOU FIND IT HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AND/OR ALIENATE PEOPLE?

HAVE YOU CAUGHT YOURSELF MUMBLING "WHO THE * IS THAT GUY?" IN YOUR GAME THREAD?

DO YOU WANT TO HIT SFA PLAYERS WHERE IT HURTS THE MOST?


If you answered YES to any of these then boy-oh-boy, do I have the thread for you!
(Hint: it's this thread)

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For the super low price of providing us ammo to destroy you with participating in this thread, you will be able to access dozens, nay, HUNDREDS of your fellow SFA players responses!

"But Fred, why would I open myself up to that sort of targeted bullying?"
Good question AnUltimateRessie! To that I would say, because each of us will participate in a dead match thread this year (we all play the Roys, right?) so post here and give a little of yourself, to potentially get back some thrilling banter and insults in your weekly threads.

PS: if anyone has a burning question they'd like answered and added to the below questionnaire, let me know!
PPS: There has been 4 'inactive' Furies return to the fold this season, so I really hope they see this and post here ... it's kind of the entire reason for this media.

Thank you all for your anticipated participation!
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Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as:
My current SFA team is:
My past alias/nicknames are:
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are:

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but BLANK is my SFA crush because BLANK.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be BLANK because BLANK.
Talking about BLANK, BLANK, and BLANK is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about BLANK, BLANK, or BLANK in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about BLANK.
When someone posts about BLANK in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see BLANK as our qooty opponent I BLANK.
I want to see alot more activity from BLANK this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be:
If I could solve one world problem, it would be:
Yes/No - do aliens exist?:
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is:
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is:
My most unpopular opinion is:
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was:

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is:
The best piece of advice I was ever given was:
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is:
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is:
If I could, I would invent:

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is:
I wish my real-life job was:
My go-to karaoke song is:
The best place to holiday is:
The worst place to holiday is:
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is:
** don't dox yourself please

 

[Tonga Bob]

Are we halfway through the season already?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

BLANK sounds like an interesting cat.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: Harvey
My current SFA team is: OOB
My past alias/nicknames are: Captain Spankalot / Mike Oxslong
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: Blern / Kennedy Parker / JoshWoodenSpoon

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but The Filth Wizard is my SFA crush because he's the nicest guy I know.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be DenieD because he cried to the committee and tried to have me charged with bringing the game into disrepute. It was the greatest melt of all time. He refused to apologise and now he generally ignores me, which I think is cute.
Talking about yourself is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about music, alcohol, or camels in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about my ex-wife.
When someone posts about my ex-wife in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see Headless as our qooty opponent I get aroused.
I want to see alot more activity from Yakker this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: shape shifting
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: Eradicating idiots
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is:
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Toe nails
My most unpopular opinion is: Conspiracies exist everywhere
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: One about the Rothchild's

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: A blue whales penis weighs 600 pounds
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Dont **** with a blue whale
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: Putting on pants
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: The ability to think for themselves and question information
If I could, I would invent: A money tree

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is: Tug boat driver
I wish my real-life job was: Fluffer
My go-to karaoke song is: Love shack
The best place to holiday is: Thornton
The worst place to holiday is: Sydney
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Otto
** don't dox yourself please

 

[MWPP]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: MWPP
My current SFA team is: Bears
My past alias/nicknames are: mwerps
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: beez , myblueroan and Ocha905

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Dingster is my SFA crush because of his looks, personality and of course, dancing skills.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be por_please_ya because of history that long predates the SFA . Frenemies for life.
Talking about white knights, Survivor, and the GF is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about LGs, CVs and alcohol in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about Harry Potter negatively
When someone posts about travel/recipes but still manages to link it back to the SFA in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see the Bye or the surrogate Bye as our qooty opponent I use it to recharge
I want to see alot more activity from Chipmunk this season - legend returning after a couple of seasons away

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: Invisibility
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: Global Warming
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes, but not in the way media depicts them
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: God. I'll finally know if they exist based on whether they show up
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Ice Cubes
My most unpopular opinion is: That everyone should be Vegetarian
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: Blackfish

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: Ketchup was once sold as medicine
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Treat others how you want to be treated
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: I once DIY’d a working asthma spacer and a working IV line on a flight from everyday materials
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Speaking a second language
If I could, I would invent: A cure for cancer

Section 5: is this real life?
My real-life job is: Healer
I wish my real-life job was: Parent
My go-to karaoke song is: Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Want To Have Fun
The best place to holiday is: London
The worst place to holiday is: Spotswood
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Hermione Granger

 

[por_please_ya]

Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Can confirm

 

[por_please_ya]

Tug boat driver

Lol I hope this is real cause this is pretty cool.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: PhenomenalV1
My current SFA team is: Dragons FFC
My past alias/nicknames are: Phenom, PV1, Big Money Matt
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: DragoDelph, Senor M, Chipmunk

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Bonz is my SFA crush because of those anime gifs.

My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be serial_thrilla because he keeps beating me at everything.

Talking about serial_thrilla, Watton from Star Wars, and cricket is likely to get me heated.

It's boring to talk about cricket, beer, or uncool boomer music in game threads. Yawn!

If you want to offend me, talk about serial_thrilla.

When someone posts about JRPG games in my game thread I bloody love it!

When I see DenieD as our qooty opponent I'm never sure what to expect.

I want to see alot more activity from big_icky this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey

My preferred superhero power would be: Deletion.

If I could solve one world problem, it would be: The continued existence of serial_thrilla.

Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes, and every supernatural figure in the Abrahamic, Dharmic, Animist, and any other historical belief system was one. No, I am not a Scientologist.

The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: William Shakespeare, so I could blow his mind with anime.

The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Vanilla ice cream with barbecue sauce.

My most unpopular opinion is: Radiohead are overrated.

The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: The Gruen Transfer

Section 4: big brain stuff

The most ridiculous fact I know is: A "factoid" is an incorrect piece of information that after being passed around for a significant period of time, becomes a "fact" despite being incorrect.

The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Don't take your health for granted.

The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: Playing the guitar.

The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Critical thinking.

If I could, I would invent: A machine that erases serial_thrilla from existence.

Section 5: is this real life?

My real-life job is: Office jerk.

I wish my real-life job was: Popular internet microcelebrity.

My go-to karaoke song is: "Live For The Moment" by Monster Magnet.

The best place to holiday is: Ireland.

The worst place to holiday is: Bondi.

The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Most of the main cast of Community, except for Chevy Chase.

 

[DragoDelph]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: PhenomenalV1
My current SFA team is: Dragons FFC
My past alias/nicknames are: Phenom, PV1, Big Money Matt
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: DragoDelph, Senor M, Chipmunk

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Bonz is my SFA crush because of those anime gifs.

My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be serial_thrilla because he keeps beating me at everything.

Talking about serial_thrilla, Watton from Star Wars, and cricket is likely to get me heated.

It's boring to talk about cricket, beer, or uncool boomer music in game threads. Yawn!

If you want to offend me, talk about serial_thrilla.

When someone posts about JRPG games in my game thread I bloody love it!

When I see DenieD as our qooty opponent I'm never sure what to expect.

I want to see alot more activity from big_icky this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey

My preferred superhero power would be: Deletion.

If I could solve one world problem, it would be: The continued existence of serial_thrilla.

Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes, and every supernatural figure in the Abrahamic, Dharmic, Animist, and any other historical belief system was one. No, I am not a Scientologist.

The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: William Shakespeare, so I could blow his mind with anime.

The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Vanilla ice cream with barbecue sauce.

My most unpopular opinion is: Radiohead are overrated.

The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: The Gruen Transfer

Section 4: big brain stuff

The most ridiculous fact I know is: A "factoid" is an incorrect piece of information that after being passed around for a significant period of time, becomes a "fact" despite being incorrect.

The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Don't take your health for granted.

The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: Playing the guitar.

The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Critical thinking.

If I could, I would invent: A machine that erases serial_thrilla from existence.

Section 5: is this real life?

My real-life job is: Office jerk.

I wish my real-life job was: Popular internet microcelebrity.

My go-to karaoke song is: "Live For The Moment" by Monster Magnet.

The best place to holiday is: Ireland.

The worst place to holiday is: Bondi.

The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Most of the main cast of Community, except for Chevy Chase.

Oh No...

 

[Footypie32]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: Footypie32
My current SFA team is: Royals
My past alias/nicknames are: HaroLad / Friend of Logger
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: fitzroybowiedog cooney Cadsky

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Marlowe is my SFA crush because it's a love for the ages.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be GWS Goose because **** it, I feel like starting something.
Talking about astrology, non-baked foods, and my micro penis is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about the common folk, non-linear equations or non-baked foods in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about the French.
When someone posts about cheese rolling in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see the Dragons as our qooty opponent I pray for a quick death.
I want to see alot more activity from myself this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: Being able to autocomplete surveys.
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: What to do about the French.
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Y
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: Mark Twain.
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Croissants.
My most unpopular opinion is: Val Kilmer was the best Bruce Wayne.
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: Thinking: Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman.

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: The Royals will win the Premiership this season.
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Eat your greens first.
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: Basic hygiene.
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Shooting an apple off someone's head from 100ft.
If I could, I would invent: Computers. Again.

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is: Pool cleaner
I wish my real-life job was: Traffic light windscreen cleaner.
My go-to karaoke song is: Alive by Pearl Jam.
The best place to holiday is: Golumless beach house when he's away
The worst place to holiday is: Golumless beach house when he's there
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Woody from Cheers.
** don't dox yourself please

 

[Cadsky]

I am concerned that no body has tagged me in here yet.

 

[Cadsky]

I am concerned that no body has tagged me in here yet.

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: Footypie32
My current SFA team is: Royals
My past alias/nicknames are: HaroLad / Friend of Logger
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: fitzroybowiedog cooney Cadsky

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Marlowe is my SFA crush because it's a love for the ages.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be GWS Goose because * it, I feel like starting something.
Talking about astrology, non-baked foods, and my micro penis is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about the common folk, non-linear equations or non-baked foods in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about the French.
When someone posts about cheese rolling in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see the Dragons as our qooty opponent I pray for a quick death.
I want to see alot more activity from myself this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: Being able to autocomplete surveys.
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: What to do about the French.
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Y
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: Mark Twain.
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Croissants.
My most unpopular opinion is: Val Kilmer was the best Bruce Wayne.
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: Thinking: Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman.

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: The Royals will win the Premiership this season.
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Eat your greens first.
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: Basic hygiene.
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Shooting an apple off someone's head from 100ft.
If I could, I would invent: Computers. Again.

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is: Pool cleaner
I wish my real-life job was: Traffic light windscreen cleaner.
My go-to karaoke song is: Alive by Pearl Jam.
The best place to holiday is: Golumless beach house when he's away
The worst place to holiday is: Golumless beach house when he's there
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Woody from Cheers.
** don't dox yourself please

Well ****

 

[Footypie32]

Well *

Got ya, Cap.

 

[Footypie32]

The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Ice Cubes

Check your iron levels.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Maybe Footypie32 maybe I'll do it.

 

[Frederico_WA]

Maybe Footypie32 maybe I'll do it.

 

[GWS Goose]

I will definitely complete this at some point soon.

This is Beez vote winner for sure. I suspect it may be a little early in the season for some voters. But I like an early starter.

 

[Frederico_WA]

I will definitely complete this at some point soon.

This is Beez vote winner for sure. I suspect it may be a little early in the season for some voters. But I like an early starter.

My hopes are for it to be a compendium of reference and laughing at the expense of others for not only S37 but beyond

 

[Footypie32]

I will definitely complete this at some point soon.

This is Beez vote winner for sure. I suspect it may be a little early in the season for some voters. But I like an early starter.

Piss off.

 

[GWS Goose]

Piss off.

Ive always wanted an arch nemesis, especially one that is objectively inferior to me in every way.
Im looking forward to this rivalry.

 

[Footypie32]

Ive always wanted an arch nemesis, especially one that is objectively inferior to me in every way.
Im looking forward to this rivalry.

I can already see I'm going to hate you.

I hope you stub your toe or something.

 

[Frederico_WA]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: Fred
My current SFA team is: Furies
My past alias/nicknames are: Drop Dead Fred
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: Rioli8217 Shueygod The Cryptkeeper

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but omgfridge is my SFA crush because he taught me everything I know about SFA and the Song Contest.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be Grand Uncle Horace because he keeps trying to kill me.
Talking about first world problems, another Eagle joining the injury list, and the Furies being top of the ladder is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about inside jokes, SFA rule breaches, or the thread being boring in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about bananas being delicious.
When someone posts about GIFs or movie quotes I can relate to in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see the BOMBERS as our qooty opponent I lay down the tarpaulin.
I want to see alot more activity from Gralin this season. 2,100+ posts in S36 was not nearly enough.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: Mind control
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: Unlimited fresh water for all, delivered by some sort of floating speech bubble looking device.
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes!
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: Comedian George Carlin
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Salted licorice
My most unpopular opinion is: You should have to pass a financial means and personal character test to have children.
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: An Inconvenient Truth

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: Earwax is a type of sweat.
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Leaders challenge the status quo.
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: I once put together a 15" foot circular trampoline in 41-degree heat by myself!
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: How to use scrap materials to make things.
If I could, I would invent: The machine from Minority Report than can see future crimes before they happen.

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is: Senior Project Officer (Government)
I wish my real-life job was: Animal keeper at a zoological garden
My go-to karaoke song is: Anything from Queen
The best place to holiday is: South-West of W.A.
The worst place to holiday is: Any bustling city centre
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Jim Halpert
** don't dox yourself please

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Lol... Great concept OP.

Weirdly each respondent has written at least one thing that strongly resonates with me.

 

[Footypie32]

Lol... Great concept OP.

Weirdly each respondent has written at least one thing that strongly resonates with me.

It's my disdain for the French isn't it?

 

[Cadsky]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: Cads
My current SFA team is: Gold City Royals
My past alias/nicknames are: Moz
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: Millky95 Cubs2Lions sataris

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Millky95 is my SFA crush because man crush
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be most of the dipshits that play for the Bombers
Talking about Simming/Simmers is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about cricket or wrestling in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about BLANK. Good luck. I can take the piss out of myself better than anyone here.
When someone posts about me in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see Bombers as our qooty opponent I cbf.
I want to see alot more activity from Ulahoopski this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: to go Super Saiyan. But like, all the levels.
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: religion
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: hell yes they do. I've seen them.
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: I'm not really into history. Does Robin Williams count?
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Costco pub mix
My most unpopular opinion is: Bombers should fold

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: Australia is wider than the moon
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: don't take shit too seriously
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: how to be a parent
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: putting their whole fist in their mouth
If I could, I would invent: something to talk to animals. I'm sure they'd have some very interesting things to say.

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is: Garbo
I wish my real-life job was: Race car drive
My go-to karaoke song is: livin on a prayer
The best place to holiday is: on a cruise
The worst place to holiday is: at home
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Kenny