Newspaper headlines you won't see in 2010.

[paulige]

Hendo and Co boot Blues into September

 

[gibbanator]

Hendo and Co boot Blues into September

You are doing it wrong.

 

[Floyd]

Nice one mate. I actually laughed.

Cheers mate, it's all in good fun

Although I reckon if you put on that show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe you'd win a prize for sure.

 

[Floyd]

 

[krusden]

Jack Watts comes of age

how on earth are people going to know that?

will he suddenly sport a mo half way thru the season?

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Fancy Footwork From Croad

 

[Mesc]

Fremantle are good
Buddy bags 70 for the year
Fevola wins Coleman

Its supposed to be headlines we WONT see you ass clown .

 

[wavefall21]

Pies win 2nd premiership in 52 years
Bombers get behind their coach

 

[oneredfrog]

Great Thread Western Jester. Just Hilarious

Floyd, in particluar, your work is brilliant. That post about Jhzz was priceless.

 

[11sjw]

North Melbourne membership tally reaches 40,000

 

[Floyd]

 

[Love The Game]

Very Clever

 

[afc9798]

1. Mark Williams stuns the football fraternity by showing a glimpse of humility.
2. Eddie tells all "you have a right to an opinion"
3. Fremantle's trading history hits the bestseller list and it's not meant to be a comedy.
4. Essendon board admit that Albinos can't coach
5. Neil Craig abandons training on anything that has wheels
6. Read all about it...John Worsfold smiled
7. Trevor Marmalade reveals his secret to great comedy
8. Cometti sick of cliched commentary
9. Bruce tells "Why sport doesn't give me a lump in my pants"
10. Ed Hardy quality no different to Best & Less t-shirt, just $120 more expensive

 

[Floyd]

 

[Bombers 2003]

lawrence angwin makes a comeback to afl

and coaches carlton to 2011 premiership
you never know we may see that one!

 

[BACCS]

Not sure about headlines, but I'm still waiting for Adcock to be traded to Essendon so we can have the commentary of 'Adcock to Hooker, then Ryder'.

HAHAHAHA That is just pure comedy gold.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Hawthorn Fans Admirable In Defeat

 

[GetDimmaBack]

20,000 Gum Trees deny being Hawthorn Members

 

[lloyd christmas]

Monfries wins Army Award after putting body on line

Gumbleton's games tally ticks over to 4 as Neagle bags 9 to sink the Saints

Worsfold admits Naitanui can't kick

Dale Thomas: I'm not gay!

 

[11sjw]

North fans remain well balanced by losing the chip off both shoulders.

 

[EaglesFlyingHigh]

Its supposed to be headlines we WONT see you ass clown .

I know, don't worry

 

[Floyd]

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Just like Ye Olde Bay 13, your contributions to this thread are gold Floyd!

 

[key position]

Jordon McMahon puts head over football.

Harvey, Bailey get new 3yr deals.

Dees win 2 on the trott.

Blues fail to make finals.

Hall leads by example.

McFee, im rapt to be back in purple.

 

[Bert1]

Jordon McMahon puts head over football.

Harvey, Bailey get new 3yr deals.

Dees win 2 on the trott.

Blues fail to make finals.

Hall leads by example.

McFee, im rapt to be back in purple.

True

Good to see you're able to accept that it won't even make the headlines by then KP...

Snippet, bottom left, page 84 that story would be published, maybe.

Because not the readers, let alone anybody even cares about that joke of an organization anyhow!