No wonder we have so many members, and hot chicks go to our games!

[Fruit_Platter]

Why do the Swans have a premiership club? Shouldn't it be the minor premiers but not good enough for the big dance club

Do you also use the phrase "Selling The Candy"?

 

[Pessimistic]

Poor mans Stratton.

And everyone knows the demons have the best looking female fans. When
They actually turn up that is

 

[Pessimistic]

Why? Premiership club means I'm guaranteed a seat at the GF. I've been to 4 GFs in 11 years, some people never get to see their side play in one. 2 and 2 ain't bad.

Good considering the aggregate winning margins

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Poor mans Stratton.

And everyone knows the demons have the best looking female fans. When
They actually turn up that is

Probably to avoid the feral opposition fans constantly trying to chat them up.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Swans need a bit more from him imo

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

If they play like tonight to often, they will all be gone in a month.

The away fans will outnumber the Swans fans like they did years ago.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Just have a look at this bloke:

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Sir Dane Rampe, a man more handsome than half your sides put together. He oozes class, and has a moustache that puts Errol Flynn to shame. His flowing mane is somewhere between Redford ala Butch Cassidy and Tyrone Power at his best.

He's an AA, he's a man in touch with his feelings, and he's better than any of your defenders.

I'm harder than Chinese algebra just thinking about the footy starting!

Watch out Poort, you're gunna get Rampe'd!!

I think Hannebery would like to bury something in you mate

 

[Sprout]

Pro: Handsome moustache
Con: Unable to jump over chain fences