Media Noobz0r For You

[Noobz0r]

My name is Noobz0r, and I graduated from one of Sweet's top qooty schools with really good grades.

Now, I am using my knowledge to help struggling clubs and posters make it in this competitive league.

This, is Noobz0r for you.


Episode 1: Baghdad Bombers
Episode 2: spookism​

 

[GremioPower]

Are you going to the Warriors or the Wonders, Noobz0r?

 

[Noobz0r]

Are you going to the Warriors or the Wonders, Noobz0r?

I go wherever The Filth Wizard goes.

 

[PMBangers]

How much are one on one sessions, asking for a friend

 

[The Half Back]

Can’t trust anyone who’s grades ended up on Comedy Central.

 

[Noobz0r]

Can’t trust anyone who’s grades ended up on Comedy Central.

my entire qooty career deserves to be on Comedy Central.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

when are you taking miggs out and shouting him a lobster feed and all the beers he can consume to begin paying your dept back to him

asking for miggs a friend

 

[SM]

I'm not giving you Beez votes for this.

 

[Genghis Tron]

I am giving you beez votes for this.

 

[Noobz0r]

Love them or hate them, the Baghdad Bombers are the team with the biggest reputation in the league. Unfortunately, this is typically viewed from the outside as negative, yet as a major positive internally.

There are certain aspects of their posting style that are unequivocally gross: the persistent positioning of themselves as victims, proclaiming that everything is rigged against them, and the immediate cries of opposition being rattled or emotional as soon as they're faced with a calm, reasoned post of more than 2 sentences. And, it seems, every poster with potential that heads to Baghdad is quickly swept up into this groupthink.

Many outside voices cry for some for a change in attitude and culture, and it leaves the Bombers baffled as to why people can't just appreciate their genius and strong culture.

They need help, and I have a solution.



Instead of shifting their culture, the Bombers need to steer into the skid and further the posting style.

Whilst he has been a good servant of the club, it's time to move Santoz on. He tends to get too bogged down in long-winded arguments, and doesn't accuse enough opponents of being rattled or emotional. Meanwhile, BLUEALLTHRU is the perfect poster and captain to further the Bombers. He lacks depth, he accuses posters of all sorts of nonsense, and best of all he has no idea what he is doing. He's pretty much a more complete version of Metalcrusher.

We will return to this segment later to see the results.

 

[Noobz0r]

when are you taking miggs out and shouting him a lobster feed and all the beers he can consume to begin paying your dept back to him

asking for miggs a friend

I'm playing golf with him tomorrow, funnily enough.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Click.

 

[PMBangers]

Santoz plays a necessary role for the bombers, he initiates the shit slinging, sucking people in then allowing Antonio BlueVein, Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16 to come and land some heavier hitting jabs. I imagine BLUEALLTHRU playing a similar role, possibly less setup orientated though. The S31 bombers dynamic is sure to be an improved one either way

 

[serial_thrilla]

Santoz plays a necessary role for the bombers, he initiates the sh*t slinging, sucking people in then allowing Antonio BlueVein, Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16 to come and land some heavier hitting jabs. I imagine BLUEALLTHRU playing a similar role, possibly less setup orientated though. The S31 bombers dynamic is sure to be an improved one either way

You are describing something which is known in the SFA as a "Teaser Pony".

 

[Metalcrusher]

 

[VainGlorious]

Love them or hate them, the Baghdad Bombers are the team with the biggest reputation in the league. Unfortunately, this is typically viewed from the outside as negative, yet as a major positive internally.

There are certain aspects of their posting style that are unequivocally gross: the persistent positioning of themselves as victims, proclaiming that everything is rigged against them, and the immediate cries of opposition being rattled or emotional as soon as they're faced with a calm, reasoned post of more than 2 sentences. And, it seems, that every poster with potential that heads to Baghdad is quickly swept up into this groupthink.

Many outside voices cry for some for a change in attitude and culture, and it leaves the Bombers baffled as to why people can't just appreciate their genius and strong culture.

They need help, and I have a solution.

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Instead of shifting their culture, the Bombers need to steer into the skid and further the posting style.

Whilst he has been a good servant of the club, it's time to move Santoz on. He tends to get too bogged down in long-winded arguments, and doesn't accuse enough opponents of being rattled or emotional. Meanwhile, BLUEALLTHRU is the perfect poster and captain to further the Bombers. He lacks depth, he accuses posters of all sorts of nonsense, and best of all he has no idea what he is doing. He's pretty much a more complete version of Metalcrusher.

We will return to this segment later to see the results.

When you do, learn how to post attachments you nonce

 

[Metalcrusher]

When you do, learn how to post attachments you nonce

Didn't you see his school report card? Surprised the campaigner can get up in the morning and function!

 

[VainGlorious]

Didn't you see his school report card? Surprised the campaigner can get up in the morning and function!

I wouldn’t worry too much about Hank, he often struggles with the simplest of tasks.

 

[Noobz0r]

When you do, learn how to post attachments you nonce

I just can't get through a single piece of media without something like that happening, it's a part of my charm.

 

[VainGlorious]

I just can't get through a single piece of media without something like that happening, it's a part of my charm.

I am quite fond of you, I’ve made that very clear.

Hmu if you need some personalised gifs for your next project, I’m always happy to lend a hand to the strugglers of the league

 

[Noobz0r]

I am quite fond of you, I’ve made that very clear.

Hmu if you need some personalised gifs for your next project, I’m always happy to lend a hand to the strugglers of the league

Thanks babydoll

 

[The Half Back]

Click.
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You do know that commenting on the thread watches it for you?

 

[VainGlorious]

Thanks babydoll

Anything for you

 

[TJASTA]

can't wait to see dumb dragons

 

[Metalcrusher]

You do know that commenting on the thread watches it for you?

Not the sharpest tool in the shed is Serial_Gerbil