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PORKCHOPWAYNE said:
The truth is starting to unravel. Mayman's slow start to the year can be directly linked to the fact that he has been playing without a mouthguard. This can be directly associated with his high level of handball recieves and non contested marks. Some would say very un Mayman like.
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True story, Mayman was sighted leaving the dental prosthetist at 12:15 today. Will have a new mouth piece in place for Saturday.
 
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MemphisRain32 said:
With Nugget Anstee having a serious knee injury and Kodie Woodland out with a possible fractured ankle ..
Who will kick the goals for the Heyfield 2's this week ?

Also Corey McKernan to kick 15 for the rooboys this weekend !
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Woodland will play this week, talking to the kid out the front of Tryhards he said he will get his ankle heavily strapped, but will only stick to one game this week.

In the 2's this week the goals will be shared around the small crumbing forwards, expect goals from: Sunderman, Warren, Millar, Taylor and the McDonough twins with adam lambie being a surprise inclusion.

"Wayne knight to rack up 40 disposals 4 goals".
 
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"NEWS FLASH"

Crisis Talks.........

In addition to today's press conferance with Stratfords senior coach Hendo some further information came about from a Heyfield player(True Story)
He is quoted as saying.......

"There is no doubt that our senior side (Heyfield) is a quality team, Saturday was probably the best we will see from them for the rest of the season.

Some Facts from Saturday V Stratford!

Heyfields thirds were smashed all over the ground and left without a goal.

Then our seconds, going into the game full of confidence after winning against Woodside at Woodside were exposed and over ran by a far younger, faster and fitter Stratford team.

So apart from the 6 - 8 quality senior players in the firsts, Heyfield has no depth at all."

Now Imagine a few injuries to their senior list.
Then what........

Heyfield may have got away with 1 win against Stratford, but the question needs to be asked...........
Which club has the brighter future?

The season is long, Stratfords future and success will be far longer if played out correctly.

Lambs.
 

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Sorry boys you've got it all wrong, the young blonde bombshell Joel Dinsdale (A.K.A Dale Thomas) has got his name all over the Heyfield seniors B&F this year, sorry Stu the Roo.
 
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sainters123 said:
Sorry boys you've got it all wrong, the young blonde bombshell Joel Dinsdale (A.K.A Dale Thomas) has got his name all over the Heyfield seniors B&F this year, sorry Stu the Roo.
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joel dinsdale (A.K.A dale thomas, A.K.A white chocolate, A.K.A milky), surely will give it a run if he keeps up his current form
 
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there is way to much talk about heyfield on this site. they mite be ok, but they have not really proved anything. Start talking about some other teams who mite go ok, to many experts on this site in regards to heytown. after all they are all related there arnt they
 
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thoughts on the mighty warr this yr??? there hasnt been much said so they might be trying to fly under the radar! they have picked up one big recruit as in scott anderson from heyfield. is that enough to bring the flag back to the club??
 
the big fella slotted 5 on the weekend. i wuld like 2 see a match up of scott anderson vs trent anderson in a few rounds time, culd b very interesting.
wat kind of form is the big staz in this year?
 
Word has it from the next door neighbour is that Staz is looking Slimmer and Fitter than ever, scotty told me that if they can get it in there the big S train will be unstoppable, but the thing is that they cant get it in there. Also was told that Leo Galeo is the one to look out for playing in the guts, he is a freak and a steam train, all from a reliable source ( The Next Door Neighbour Scott)
 

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How was Brett hudsons form on the weekend? Rumour has it that he put on an aerial display with the dukes on the beaches of Thailand a couple of weeks ago. A chang longneck beer in one hand and taking huge one handed speccies. Disposal by foot was questionable though. His marking display was so impressive that the local Thai trannys football netball club want to sign him on a long term deal of 500 baht per game a free tuk tuk ride home after the game and a yearly supply of suits made by phukets finest tailors.
 
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lynchy4610 said:
How was Brett hudsons form on the weekend? Rumour has it that he put on an aerial display with the dukes on the beaches of Thailand a couple of weeks ago. A chang longneck beer in one hand and taking huge one handed speccies. Disposal by foot was questionable though. His marking display was so impressive that the local Thai trannys football netball club want to sign him on a long term deal of 500 baht per game a free tuk tuk ride home after the game and a yearly supply of suits made by phukets finest tailors.
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A nice ladyboy-housewife to cap things off would be a sensational contract
 
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I heard John Mayman may not be present at the senior game this weekend, to fulfill his coaching duties??
 
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sainters123 said:
Ryan Skeen to be out for a possible 7 weeks, After seeing a physio. It was not great news.:thumbsdown:
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rumour has it after hearing the news skeen lashed out and spend 10 grand on some of the latest gym equipment, 50kg of protein shake powder and 200L of milk for an intense 6 hr daily weight session.

can someone confirm?
 
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Heard on the weekend that Luke Henderson attended a level 1 coaching course, the informant has told me that Henderson was all at water without his "assistants" John "magnet mover" Mayman and Capper.

Without Capper in charge of the paper work it seems that Henderson filled his name out as something that resembled "warrior" or "ultimate spin bowler".

Halfway through the course the only answers supplied by Henderson were Mosquito Fleet, Tim Light and arrogance with the footy. Luckily Lindsay Schilg managed to pay off the "teacher" with the amount of money made from the gate takings to watch Tim Light and co get hot!!!!

Of course this informant had carried on like a "PORK CHOP" and was clearly frustrated at having to do a level one course when he had taught at a level 3 course previously.
 
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yummy6 said:
rumour has it after hearing the news skeen lashed out and spend 10 grand on some of the latest gym equipment, 50kg of protein shake powder and 200L of milk for an intense 6 hr daily weight session.

can someone confirm?
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Yeah, I can confirm, he ordered it all from my website, Mayhem20202's Ultimate Fitness, 10 steps to becoming as fit as Stratford's finest goal kicker since Bill Young.
 
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mayhem20202 said:
Yeah, I can confirm, he ordered it all from my website, Mayhem20202's Ultimate Fitness, 10 steps to becoming as fit as Stratford's finest goal kicker since Bill Young.
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Haha Bill Young and Mayman are definitely in the same class. He's got his work cut out then i must say.
 
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Great to see a fellow Stratty player out on the town last night in the fine suburb of Hawthorn
 

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