Game Day (NSFW) MOTHERS DAY MASSACRE: Collingwood Magpies V Orange

[Feraligatr]

These orange people aren't to good.

 

[zackah]

You've mozzed him back into form: cheques in the mail.

I have a habit of doing that with key forwards

 

[Cyclops]

Checkers in the mail!

 

[JoinDate]

Derwayne singing our praises, I feel dirty.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

These orange people aren't to good.

Well they're considered a nutter sect.

 

[Cyclops]

I have a habit of doing that with key forwards

It is a gift.

 

[Feraligatr]

That orange person was pretty good.

 

[JoinDate]

Racist booing Hogan, smh my head.

 

[Feraligatr]

That's real skill to hit the post on the rub like that.

 

[Cyclops]

Giant kicked a black cat made of salt through a mirror before the game.

 

[JoinDate]

Can you push or can't you push? Nobody knows.

 

[Cyclops]

Xavier O'Halloran, is he related to that Hawthorn bloke? Xavier Ellis

Xavier Ellis

Age

36

Ht

186cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.3

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

272.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.8

3star

?

 

[Feraligatr]

Can you push or can't you push? Nobody knows.

Depends on the phase of the moon.

You have to consult the stars before you pay a decision.

 

[Cyclops]

Depends on the phase of the moon.

You have to consult the stars before you pay a decision.

We've been getting a sweet run, don't like it one bit.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

That orange person was pretty good.

When was the last time you ate an orange?

I try to have one everyday. A bloke I know has his own orchard and his oranges and mangos are to die for; they're so good. I play for the local team and we have oranges at 1/4 time and we never lose. If you haven't had an orange in a while it's probably natures way of telling you your team is...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Xavier O'Halloran, is he related to that Hawthorn bloke? Xavier Ellis?

Brothers.

 

[Cyclops]

Brothers.

Thx bro, that one was hanging out there for a bit.

 

[JoinDate]

Game should've ended at half time. No one cares.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

COME AT US

 

[Cyclops]

Guys cmon stop tempting the mozz.

 

[Cyclops]

Billy not red hot on the boot atm.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Feraligatr]

Hill almost decapitated

 

[Cyclops]

Boooooooooōōőőœ!

Wait I meant boooooooooööö!

 

[Cyclops]

ABC commentators got it right, umps deliberately attracting the boos to themselves. Very mature and statesmanlike.