Social Off Topic Thread - House of Dastardly Crax

[Van_Dyke]

Like Sids? Um.... thinking....um.....

Sorry, Victorian batsman,

 

[Galaxy]

Question for Hell Kitty

How come I can barely walk straight when I have been drinking a fair bit, but can type awesomely and I can read better than average still? It does not matter if I happen to be using an iPhone or my computer I just can type good

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Question for Hell Kitty

How come I can barely walk straight when I have been drinking a fair bit, but can type awesomely and I can read better than average still? It does not matter if I happen to be using an iPhone or my computer I just can type good

Because you ARE awesome!!!

Perhaps the alcohol goes straight to your wobbly boots?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Sorry, Victorian batsman,

Pea-Ter Nev-ill ring any bells....

 

[Teriyakicat]

Marsh Mallow that choked on 49? That one??

I haven't watched any of this test. I have no idea who scored what (or didn't score) or who bowled whom...
Have finally seen the in laws off early yesterday, then spent today at my daughter's farewell/birthday/Christmas lunch. After a couple of mad panics (checking that cashcard is working, then forgetting where she had put it after I handed it to her) and a couple of meltdowns over what was and what wasn't going into the suitcase and backpack and the weight of those articles..... said daughter has finally boarded her flight to Italy.

 

[Teriyakicat]

I'm Mary Magdalene

Better get that hair ready, Mary. I need my feet massaged. I am exhausted!
Didya buy that expensive foot cream that I asked for?

 

[Galaxy]

Better get that hair ready, Mary. I need my feet massaged. I am exhausted!
Didya buy that expensive foot cream that I asked for?

Smelly boot rash cream? Gross Teri!

 

[Teriyakicat]

Smelly boot rash cream? Gross Teri!

Hahaha. No- I live in Biblical times where people all wear sandals. No smelly boot rash for me!!

 

[Galaxy]

Hahaha. No- I live in Biblical times where people all wear sandals. No smelly boot rash for me!!

I thought they used slices of bread and rubber bands?

 

[Teriyakicat]

I thought they used slices of bread and rubber bands?

Lol
Nah- we were far too busy eating bread to be wasting it on walking.

We gradually invented things that improved our lives, though. This was one of our better efforts-

 

[Cat Meoree]

Nope just my aunty forgot to post it.

Honestly I kind of wished she hadn't sent it as I can't really see myself using it . Also I had no idea clubs sold this stuff

OK, I won't send you any more presents , . Sorry .......... give it to a workmate

 

[Cat Meoree]

I actually watched the cricket last night. And enjoyed it What is happening to me ??????

 

[Cat Meoree]

So next test is the Boxing Day test? Who does Australia play?

West Indies .

 

[Cat Meoree]

I never knew that was even a place

12 Apostles. Only not 12 any more



There ya go, Galaxy
Victoria GOR.... Port Campbell

 

[Teriyakicat]

I actually watched the cricket last night. And enjoyed it What is happening to me ??????

 

[BotsMaster]

WI and the next test is in Hobart

West Indies .

I've heard they're really terrible so I won't be watching that test series.

 

[Cat Meoree]

I've heard they're really terrible so I won't be watching that test series.

What will you do instead ?

 

[BotsMaster]

What will you do instead ?

Find another hobby i guess. Any suggestions?

 

[Cat Meoree]

Find another hobby i guess. Any suggestions?

Thinking, thinking

 

[Teriyakicat]

Thinking, thinking

Well THAT's a good hobby!
Seriously, there's much too little of that being done these days!

 

[Cat Meoree]

Well THAT's a good hobby!
Seriously, there's much too little of that being done these days!

I am always thinking .......................of ways to annoy people ...............

 

[Cat Meoree]

How many chocolate Advent calendars can a Vicar eat ?

 

[Teriyakicat]

How many chocolate Advent calendars can a Vicar eat ?

I don't know?
My youngest son was very sneaky when he was little- he took out the chocolates from behind the little doors. Imagine the disappointment on the faces of the other kids when there was no chocolate behind the door when it was their turn to open it that day.

 

[JUBJUB]

Thinking, thinking

That's too hard a hobby for TurtleBots

 

[JUBJUB]

Find another hobby i guess. Any suggestions?

You could take up watching grass grow