Official “2006 Collingwood excuse thread”. Start posting.

[parrot]

We all enjoyed the 2005 and 2004 versions. Provided lots of entertainment. We could be in for a big year.

 

[Nardz]

wheres the official 2006 carlton false unjustified optimism thread??


the 2005 one was a pearler. Some of the funniest stuff ive read in years.

 

[Bartram_Class]

The only excuse Collingwood will have in 2006 is that they coudnt get the No.1 pick because they didnt have the tanking ability of the mighty Blues.

 

[taff wa]

Thanx for starting another thread about Collingwood. Keep em coming.

 

[Hollow Knight]

"We have to travel out of Melbourne 4 times! How will we cope?"

 

[Zeke]

No excuses neccessary.

Josh has a muscle.

We're a monty to win the flag.

 

[itsintheblood]

We all enjoyed the 2005 and 2004 versions. Provided lots of entertainment. We could be in for a big year.

What will your excuse be this time if the young, immensely talented blues with superster KPPs and a ripping midfield and defence finish on the bottom again?

 

[parrot]

"We have to travel out of Melbourne 4 times! How will we cope?"

I think the “AFL-draw” excuse was used in 2004, and 2005. Not sure if Pies fans have used it in 2006 yet. Could be wrong.

 

[The Majestic]

We all enjoyed the 2005 and 2004 versions. Provided lots of entertainment. We could be in for a big year.

We enjoyed Carltons 2005 Spoon too.

 

[Chemical]

Injuries. Injuries

 

[Nardz]

notice how he completely ignores all the posts that remind him of how pathetic his rabble of a club has been this decade?

Parrot you're really clutching at straws. So eager to gloat about his clubs Strengths (and i use that term very very loosely), yet so scared to defend their weaknesses.

 

[Funkalicous]

Is the 'injuries' excuse still valid?

 

[Bartram_Class]

Twang.

That sound will just about do their season im guessing.

 

[WA ROO]

C9 losing the TV rights

 

[MadRyan]

Injuries and lack there of Brian Harris.

 

[eddiesmith]

We only get to play Carlton twice

 

[The Majestic]

We don't play Hawthorn enough.

 

[hawkeye23]

Nice fishing, parrot. Some strong nibbles there. Keep punching little fella!

 

[FuManchu]

We all enjoyed the 2005 and 2004 versions. Provided lots of entertainment. We could be in for a big year.

we just use Carlton"s plus one position on the ladder. What were they again Parrot?

 

[The Majestic]

Nice fishing, parrot. Some strong nibbles there. Keep punching little fella!

He went fishing, and caught nothing but a cold.

 

[taff wa]

He went fishing, and caught nothing but a cold.

Only a cold!

 

[mediumsizered]

We only get to play Carlton twice

Given the games are normally split 50-50 you would need to play Carlton 24 times at least, to just sneak in to the eight.

 

[The Majestic]

Given the games are normally split 50-50 you would need to play Carlton 24 times at least, to just sneak in to the eight.

We play Hawthorn that should help.

 

[Helix]

.... Edited.

 

[Zeke]

You need to take it out of your mouth..

Please keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself, this is a family site.