Official - Johncock doesn't like the nickname 'Stiffy'

[Stiffy_18]

And "Zooma" was on later and he said he wasn't aware that Stiffy doesn't like his nickname. All the boys at the club call him Stiffy and have for years.

The rigid one had a good nickname I reckon

Except when Stephen Rowe calls Crows games and keeps calling him "Little Stiffy"

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

look two posts before mine.
kingelvis brought it up not me

sorry my bad

 

[chopper55555]

My grandad told me girls like a particular brand of plonk. Yes he said, women like Hardys.

 

[Crow-mo]

As well as putting one through your best mate's missus.

Stuart Anderson board

 

[Seanason]

Simple. Call him Walker.

 

[CrowMagnum]

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at the footy
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[Southerntakeover]

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/outcome.php

 

[beck*]

And all day Saturday, whenever he got the ball, me and my mates, (none Crows' fans) yelled Stiffy out at the top of our lungs...

 

[Markthirtytwo]

And "Zooma" was on later and he said he wasn't aware that Stiffy doesn't like his nickname. All the boys at the club call him Stiffy and have for years.

The rigid one had a good nickname I reckon

Except when Stephen Rowe calls Crows games and keeps calling him "Little Stiffy"

Can't get rid of this nickname, what would you do?

 

[crowman_23]

the name must stay, its a beauty!

 

[RooDog]

And "Zooma" was on later and he said he wasn't aware that Stiffy doesn't like his nickname. All the boys at the club call him Stiffy and have for years.

The rigid one had a good nickname I reckon

Except when Stephen Rowe calls Crows games and keeps calling him "Little Stiffy"

can you tell us personally do you not like the nickname too and is it time we started refering to you as something else

 

[Damp Squarie]

Call him "Halfa"
Half a mongrel.

 

[Stiffy_18]

Can't get rid of this nickname, what would you do?

can you tell us personally do you not like the nickname too and is it time we started refering to you as something else

I LOVE the nickname!!!!!!

I would be gutted if I had to change from Stiffy_18 to something else. It just wouldn't have the same prestiege

 

[hunteyes]

No wonder he didn't look too happy when I yelled out STIFFYY!!!!!!!!!!! when he was standing next to me at the Archer after my sisters 21st a couple of years ago.

haha i said it to him the other nite after the carlton game n he did the same thing, sorry mate i feel bad now!!

 

[John Roberts]

Was good enough for Nat 'Stiffy' Phillips and Roy 'Mo' Rene. In fact at their peak, all of Australia was talking about Stiffy!

 

[dogs105]

Yep, this is the sort of thing we should be discussing more, rather than shit fighting about who derails thread more.

 

[El Doederino]

If Pav comes home, it'll be because of me.

Last year at the Alma one night, I was pretty drunk, and I think he may have been too, we started talking and I told him he should come back to Adelaide, not to play for the Crows, but for Woodville West Torrens.

I think I convinced him it would be a sweet career move.

I blame you

 

[skam85]

Yep, this is the sort of thing we should be discussing more, rather than shit fighting about who derails thread more.

thanks for derailing the stiffy thread!

 

[Pugsley]

After seeing who created this thread, it would be best if this thread was closed.

 

[dogs105]

Just on 5AA now.

A bloke rang up bleating about how childish and "pathetic" the nickname Stiffy is during KG's calls and Cornesy agreed with him, saying he "didn't particularly like it either."

Just then the AFC rang up and confirmed that Graham doesn't like the nickname either - so there you go.

I thought it was his 'official' nickname, moniker, sobriquet if you will.

So there we are, he needs a new one. Get to it guys.

I'd like to know if dyertribe still stands by this post

 

[Pugsley]

I'd like to know if dyertribe still stands by this post

Who really cares?

 

[tribey]

Who really cares?

You’d be surprised.

 

[Pugsley]

You’d be surprised.

Too much living in the past disinterests me.

 

[LoBu]

I'm hoping that SOS (son of stiffy) might play for the club one day

 

[Jarman3]

I'm hoping that SOS (son of stiffy) might play for the club one day

Yeah, that'd be great, maybe we can bump this thread again then. Hand it down from generation to generation.