What the heck? Oh Wayne ... snortle

[Colonel Matrix]

The casinos take a moralistic stance on bags of white powder but when millions of dollars are laundered through their venues in shopping bags by Chinese syndicates - nothing to see here.

 

[kozi]

 

[Percel]

Always joked to my brother Channel 7 would pan to Wayneo on the boundary and he would be knelt over with his nose on the boundary line and white powder on his nose. Guess that was coming until this incident occurred

did your brother laugh?

 

[nut]

He’ll probably end up with a job at Essendon

 

[The_Steadier]

TG: And when the bag fell out of your pocket at the casino, was that rock bottom?

WC: Uh no Tracy that was a Saturday.

TG:
"Let's talk about what everone really wants to know.....
The bag you dropped that night at the casino that fateful night....

Was it.... [pause]..... 4x6 or 7x10?"

WC: [breaks down sobbing uncontrollably]


[Cut to professor of materials engineering at melboune uni for a 10 minute deep dive into ziplock bags]

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

There are a lot of stories and rumours regarding AFL players and drugs these days.

Wayne Carey....Expert commentator.

His special comments get more special as the night progresses.

 

[Satan]

Strap yourselves in for a tracy grimshaw tell-all in 12 months time:

"The Return of the King"

!World Exclusive!
1st september 2023

Voiceover:
"To mark his miraculous return to the commentary box next week, Wayne Carey sits down with Tracy to recount his incredible journey back from mental health hell."

Tracey finishing AC A in november

 

[Chism]

TG:
"Let's talk about what everone really wants to know.....
The bag you dropped that night at the casino that fateful night....

Was it.... [pause]..... 4x6 or 7x10?"

WC: [breaks down sobbing uncontrollably]


[Cut to professor of materials engineering at melboune uni for a 10 minute deep dive into ziplock bags]

Holy shit!

No more “ You don’t get much for your money “ type comments regarding a normal bag!

 

[Thuggee_Cult]

I’m going to have rewatch this movie forensically now and confirm

It’s really just a poor man’s Basic Instict, only with far worse acting, plot and scriptwriting and much funnier sex scenes.

 

[Toump Ass]

punched on with the cops in America.

So he’s not all bad then.

 

[The_Steadier]

Tracey finishing AC A in november

This redemption story is too big for ACA mate.

One off, special event program on a sunday night in primetime.

"The King Returns"

Followed at 9.30pm by the latest in must-see reality TV: Ow! my balls!

 

[GWT6]

did your brother laugh?

Yep, need more details - so much missing from this absolute ripping anecdote.

 

[Pistol Night]

It’s really just a poor man’s Basic Instict, only with far worse acting, plot and scriptwriting and much funnier sex scenes.

Oh Basic Instinct was what I was thinking of. Might rewatch that instead.

 

[Free Agent]

I was listing to what Wayne was saying before on it.

Says it's due to his Shoulder. He needs anti inflammatory in the form of powder due to ongoing shoulder issues

Poor Wayne Carey with the Sore Cocaine Shoulder.

 

[Cyber_punk]

Hopefully if he is back into old habits he does kick it. That shit is gonna tear his heart up and fast track him to a coronary.

 

[kozi]

Surprised he hasn't gone with the Eddie McGuire defence of walking through the wrong door

 

[Toump Ass]

Hopefully if he is back into old habits he does kick it. That s**t is gonna tear his heart up and fast track him to a coronary.

Cocaine isn’t great on your heart, either is donut or cigarette but plenty of people live nice long lives with occasional “nose beers”

 

[offtherails9]

Man, I understand that these things are pretty popular in society these days and it's not like it used to be. But how old is this bloke? Grow up dude. How embarrassing.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Says it's due to his Shoulder. He needs anti inflammatory in the form of powder due to ongoing shoulder issues

Well his shoulder is buggered from all the carrying (on with) his team(mates wives) he did during his playing days.

 

[Cyber_punk]

Cocaine isn’t great on your heart, either is donut or cigarette but plenty of people live nice long lives with occasional “nose beers”

Of course but it depends on how heavy he uses and how long.

He could get lucky I guess. My grandmother smoked cigarettes for 52 years (14-66) and at 87 just got diagnosed with lung fibrosis.

 

[SuperMal]

After the bag fell in the table, he was heard to yell at the croupier - “You‘se can’t even gimme a fockn baby!”

 

[SaintsSeptember]

He had a crushed up butter menthol in the other pocket

Crystal Menth?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

 

[StuieG]

Slow news day?

Not sure how much you know about news but this is click gold. People love celebrities ****ing up. Journalism died a long time ago, this is what we've got.

 

[Seadog]

There is a chance Carey is accidently telling the truth.
40% of all cocaine people had tested at a Canberra clinic was found to have no cocaine in it.