No Oppo Supporters OPPOSITION OBSERVATION XL

[Groupie_]

drinking carltoon tears all day

their board truly believe they have the best list in the afl and are baffled as to why they have failed

excuses range from crazy vossy cant coach to the fitness bloke

I think their list is just 85% full of overpayed spuds who cant play the game

 

[DickieKnee]

Rewind to halfway through the season when all the experts were tipping a druggies Blooze grand final.

 

[Groupie_]

blooze board are comparing their list to our dynasty list

 

[All Aust]

Isaac Heeney - 30 Possessions of which 18 of them were contested possessions, 60% disposal efficiency and kicked 3 goals. He was the difference in the end.

Need the stat for hang time. No 5 pretty much put the noose around and dropped the trapdoor on that orange team.


Heeney be the Hangman.


Needs to it back up in the finals that really count.

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

drinking carltoon tears all daytheir board truly believe they have the best list in the afl and are baffled as to why they have failedexcuses range from crazy vossy cant coach to the fitness bloke
I think their list is just 85% full of overpayed spuds who cant play the game

And are given a leg up with the Umpires by The AFL Old Boys Club Equalization Plan...

 

[Nostradumbass]

Carlton ha ha ha

 

[Groupie_]

blooze had the chance to appoint adam kingsley

Adam Kingsley

Age

49

Ht

183cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

16.4

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

but chose crazy vossy

 

[The_Kraken]

how many schloss golds have you had

Spent the day at Belmont 16 Footers drinking. Was munted by the end of the Lions game.

 

[sabso]

blooze had the chance to appoint adam kingsley but chose crazy vossy

As you know, only Premiership players become Premiership coaches

 

[All Aust]

no way?!

I just heard scott pendlebury played basketball

Still reckon the every Bears player is emotionally wrecked by "Chewy on yer boot"!

It is the only tactical guile needed for the orange players hold the Bears to 2.25(37) for next weeks match

 

[Groupie_]

As you know, only Premiership players become Premiership coaches

vossy is isnt he ?

 

[sabso]

vossy is isnt he ?

threepeater. Kingsley was part of the 2004 Port sde --------but didn't play the granny------------------
edit:actually he did, wikipedia never put his 04 year in gold

Thought the reverse was true ie tanking players become tanking coaches but Yze was delisted a year before the dees tanked

 

[DickieKnee]

vossy is isnt he ?

Triple premiership player Brownlows medalist and 5 x AA.

Back pocket premiership players make the best coaches not A grade mids.

 

[Groupie_]

threepeater. Kingsley was part of the 2004 Port sde --------but didn't play the granny------------------
edit:actually he did, wikipedia never put his 04 year in gold

Thought the reverse was true ie tanking players become tanking coaches but Yze was delisted a year before the dees tanked

still cant believe we have a shemans player as coach

 

[DickieKnee]

Melbin were ultra shit when Yze played with them. He wouldn't have the slightest idea what success smells like.

 

[Groupie_]

Melbin were ultra shit when Yze played with them. He wouldn't have the slightest idea what success smells like.

hes a stop gap to warm griggs seat and collect first rounders for him

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Melbin were ultra shit when Yze played with them. He wouldn't have the slightest idea what success smells like.

In his last couple of years? Then they were shit for years after lol.

They made a grand final when he was playing.

Newman had even less success as a player…

 

[DickieKnee]

They made a grand final when he was playing

And lost. By a record margin.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

And lost. By a record margin.

By a dominate side that lost one game for the year.

 

[Groupie_]

In his last couple of years? Then they were shit for years after lol.

They made a grand final when he was playing.

Newman had even less success as a player…

newmans another dud

hawks improved overnight when he left

 

[sabso]

still cant believe we have a shemans player as coach

If I'm not mistaken the last ex-Melb player to coach us was Len Smith in the 1960s

 

[NaturalDisaster]

newmans another dud

hawks improved overnight when he left

Their reserves side won a premiership under him.

 

[Groupie_]

If I'm not mistaken the last ex-Melb player to coach us was Len Smith in the 1960s

another stop gap before a dynasty

 

[Groupie_]

Their reserves side won a premiership under him.

years ago

hawks were shite when he was involved with the ones coaching

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

blooze had the chance to appoint adam kingsley but chose crazy vossy

They needed an experienced head to handle their wonderful Team and Club of head strong entitled campaigners.
An experienced head to get the best out of all their Number one Draft pickies.
Not an unknown new Coach like Kingsley...who worked under a 3 out of 4 GF Dynasty Coach.
They chose Crazy Vossy instead after his disastrous coaching stint at the Lions.
Crazy Vossy brought the "same old same old" losing mentality as a coach.
In fact Crazy Vossy compliments Carltoon...two pathetic wannabes...two pathetic entitled wannabes...
Crazy Vossy is the "Cherry on Top" at Carltoon...
In fact some chocolate smartie Baker ought to come out with a brand-new styled cupcake.
A light blue coloured one...full of cream...with a mingy piece of 'cherry on top'...made with day old cupcake mix...
And call it the stale soft old "Crazy Vossy!"...