Met a guy once at social event, and asked what he did for a living.I remember visiting a company in the city in Melbourne in the early 2000s. The receptionsits' title was 'Director of First Impressions".
And Jesus wept....
He said “ I’m a Manager of Client Expectations”.
I had puzzled look on my face and he then said “ I’m a horse trainer - all my clients think their horse can win the Melb Cup “