Summer Paris 2024 - Basketball

[Jeremias]

MEN

WOMEN

 

[Gak Attack]

Waited way too long for a time out. That lineup wasn't working from the start and let them go 10-0.

 

[Drummond]

Horrid. Absolutely horrid on both ends.

 

[Jeremias]

This will be a blowout.

Not taking care of the ball is one thing but we have zero size in comparison so we're not going to get any half decent looks at the basket inside.

Will be reliant on outside shooting which won't end well.

 

[Wickzki]

I've not seen us been this overawed in a long time.

Turnover city.

 

[danielnajdek]

Taurasi is the Joel Ingles of America.

 

[Royces Hart]

Can’t believe it’s been 24 years since Lauren ripped off Lisa Leslie’s toupee.

 

[Gak Attack]

You would think we're some lowly country in a qualifier watching this. Barely looks like they know how to play.

 

[Gak Attack]

Get a stop. Give it right back. Rinse and repeat.

 

[Wickzki]

You would think we're some lowly country in a qualifier watching this. Barely looks like they know how to play.

One, two, three... ANGOLA!

 

[Wickzki]

This is like watching basketball's version of the Mighty Ducks before Emelio Estevez became their coach.

 

[Scorpus]

Our skills look D grade and their skills are (obviously) world class

 

[Gak Attack]

Three of them managed to fumble under limited pressure before finally turning it over.....

 

[hotchilli]

How not to run a fastbreak....

 

[Royces Hart]

To think they can roll out a “B team” that beat this one.

 

[Cyber_punk]

All over. Will be lucky to keep it under 40 here.

 

[matthew_s]

what a shot.

 

[Gak Attack]

Airballs and turnovers for everyone.

 

[Luuuc]

Taurasi is the Joel Ingles of American.

... if Ingles had 5 gold medals and an NBA MVP award and was about to return to his playoff-bound NBA team as a starter once the games were over

 

[Gak Attack]

Well I guess the positive is it's not 50 down.

 

[Luuuc]

Well I guess the positive is it's not 50 down.

The positive is that this one is over already so let's please rotate the bench through and keep our key players semi-fresh for the game that is realistically winnable

 

[Plugger35]

The Opals look screwed, they need to sub on Raygun to do some breaking.

The US girls might be too busy laughing at her to shoot any more baskets.

 

[Moonwatcher]

We're not going to win this are we?

 

[Moonwatcher]

The Opals look screwed, they need to sub on Raygun to do some breaking.

The US girls might be too busy laughing at her to shoot any more baskets.

Forget Reagan we need John Hinckley Jr.

 

[hotchilli]

How do you not call that an illegal screen...

 

[Royces Hart]

Yeah I’m not sure Wallace taking all our shots is a good strategy.