It's Happening PL and DB unmasked as filthy eliases TITANIC NEWS: JAZNY UNMASKED! 👻

[fool]

Yeah.... this ain't happening.

Is it because of the "damages" they did to your couch fort?

 

[db swannie]

So this has become the new survivor thread by the looks of things.

Packedlunch was the first eliminated for being incapable of following the required due dilligence. Due to his alliance with dibbles, db swannie finds his head on the chopping block. His only remaining hope of surviving eviction to bennie island relies on Benwah83 passing on one of his collection of imunity idols.

Things are not looking good for the bay's 4th most popular bennie hunting duo.

Ross lyon was asked his thoughts on the situation earlier today:

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Don't try and turn this wonderful thread into one of those mind-bogglingly stupid survivor threads please.

This thread has purpose, it has a raison d'être, it's giving back to society. Your Survivor threads are nothing more than a rusty trombone.

 

[Starburns_]

There were probably more successfully outed Bennys in the Survivor thread too.

 

[Ima Koch]

Ok Marto_ I admit to Ima Koch but FFS own up to Rustle Ebert - it's embarrassing to have my name associated

You wish, you filthy lemming

 

[JustaBattler]

Quality posting as always, minnow. I only bet when it involves my own team, like always, so you're welcome to do one round 7.

"Mr slagmouth uber flog".



#back2backspoons

When I worry about a posting aribiter with your lack of credentials - and (now) publicly declared sheer gutless boof headery - I'll let you know.

In the meantime - why don't you stick to BS predictions that you wont bet on - like the pussy you are.

 

[db swannie]

There were probably more successfully outed Bennys in the Survivor thread too.

Yes but the sheer volume of them there or here is a direct result of all the hard work we have done. Becoming a Benny became fashionable, hip, due to me and PL. And why did they become fashionable, you may well ask? Because we made getting caught sexy and exciting!

 

[Gray Day]

Take your minnow shitfight elsewhere, plebs.

 

[Dinsdale]

see what happens when we are off fishing for bennies (or is that fishing with Benny?)

 

[db swannie]

Take your minnow shitfight elsewhere, plebs.

Listen to farto, talking tough like he owns the joint! You're nothing but a button-mashing, fat-wristed flog who can't even cook. No wonder your life is a mess and you're in here trying to get a little bit of control back. I'm here to tell ya though, you're nothing but a punk with pudgy wrists.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

#banternotslander guys, am I right Starburns_.

 

[Gray Day]

Listen to farto, talking tough like he owns the joint! You're nothing but a button-mashing, fat-wristed flog who can't even cook. No wonder your life is a mess and you're in here trying to get a little bit of control back. I'm here to tell ya though, you're nothing but a punk with pudgy wrists.

Nice melt

 

[Dinsdale]

Listen to farto, talking tough like he owns the joint! You're nothing but a button-mashing, fat-wristed flog who can't even cook. No wonder your life is a mess and you're in here trying to get a little bit of control back. I'm here to tell ya though, you're nothing but a punk with pudgy wrists.

Ben-melt part 2. You still havent shown up for reeducation either as requested back on page 99.

 

[Porked04]

Listen to farto, talking tough like he owns the joint! You're nothing but a button-mashing, fat-wristed flog who can't even cook. No wonder your life is a mess and you're in here trying to get a little bit of control back. I'm here to tell ya though, you're nothing but a punk with pudgy wrists.

In defence of Marto_ there seems to be a strong correlation between the reduction of his wrist size and the posting date of his highly-acclaimed 'Asian food for dinner Thread'. He went from a size 12 to a size 8 in 2 months (watch band size).

Glory be off CSIRO/Caveman/Paleo diets, Marto_'s Asian meals get real results

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Ben-melt part 2. You still havent shown up for reeducation either as requested back on page 99.

Some people that need help, just won't accept it.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

In defence of Marto_ there seems to be a strong correlation between the reduction of his wrist size and the posting date of his highly-acclaimed 'Asian food for dinner Thread'. He went from a size 12 to a size 8 in 2 months (watch band size).

Glory be off CSIRO/Caveman/Paleo diets, Marto_'s Asian meals get real results

Plus Marto can't help it, he has his own gravitational pull.

 

[GoCROWS!]

Need a Duritz vs Marto_ wrist off

Plz post your wrist skin folds flogs

 

[Wristo_]

Need a Duritz vs Marto_ wrist off

 

[Dinsdale]

Need a Duritz vs Marto_ wrist off

Plz post your wrist skin folds flogs

I'll confirm the reported weight-loss properties next week as I'm going round to Marto_ 's for dinner on Friday.

 

[Gray Day]

Plus Marto can't help it, he has his own gravitational pull.

What would be a healthy body weight for me?

 

[GoCROWS!]

What would be a healthy body weight for me?

Probably about 20 kgs below Jimmy Toumpas

 

[Gray Day]

Probably about 20 kgs below Jimmy Toumpas

Did you follow him into the changerooms and have a peek when he weighed himself?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

What would be a healthy body weight for me?

In terms of BMI, nothing below 21 and try not to get higher than 30.

 

[Gray Day]

In terms of BMI, nothing below 21 and try not to get higher than 30.

Well colour me BMI perfect then!

 

[db swannie]

Ben-melt part 2. You still havent shown up for reeducation either as requested back on page 99.

Your re-education can GAGF

 

[Subway_]

When the Italian and herbs are out, try a fresh tossed salad. Cures the hunger anger. Eat fresh.