hope they did not leave you with the full fareWas out at star bar a while back, fair few current and ex AFL players there running amuk. One of them being for Essendon and Hawthorn defender Danny Jacobs, who's actually not a bad bloke, but boy can he drink!
I was standing at the bar next to him and I shit you not he carried 3-4 bourbon and coke glasses in each hand, he's massive.
Anyway he knew a few of the guys I was with so he introduced himself to me. After chatting with him for a while I decided to head upstairs for a look, when I saw this glamor dancing with a woofa friend, me being the el creepo I stood next to her, Mr Bean style, and proceeded to pull off some awesome dance moves that I thought would woo her. It didn't and I fell arse over trying to be a legend.......
But wait, WTF she's laughing and helping me up off the ground - you beauty!
We talk, dance, drink and exchange numbers, and by the time the joint is ready to close she's thinking of a way to ditch the duff.
We eventually do the phantom and hop in to a taxi outside, sechs is on the cards, I tell the driver our destination, and he starts to drive off when all of a sudden some lunatic jumps in front of the cab and tells us to stop..
I wound down the window and it's D.Jacobs off his chops, he jumps in between us and says we are splitting the fare!!!
We arrive to drop him off and as I'm sayin seeya to him I hear the other door shut, I look up and the bitch is standing there looking sheepish! I ask her what she's doin and she says ohh she can't be too far from home so she'll stay here with him and get home easier!!!
You little skank
SHUT DOWN.
FML.
I should have just taken Susan Boyle.