Poetry fred

[V_23]

Any Wordsworth or Shakespearean-talents amongst us?

Allow me to kick us off:

Poem 1

zackah,
Is a smackah
But Dinsdale,
Winsdale

Poem 2

Swans are red,
Carlton are blue
Sydney keep choking in grand finals,
Now it’s more than a few

Poem 3

Tasmania think they can support a team,
They think they can win
The only thing Tassies love more,
Is probably their twin


/Intermezzo

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

From the Bard's mouth
To the Policeman's yard
This thread belongs in the Divvy Van
For V_23's sins

 

[zackah]

Any Wordsworth or Shakespearean-talents amongst us?

Allow me to kick us off:

Poem 1

zackah,
Is a smackah
But Dinsdale,
Winsdale

Poem 2

Swans are red,
Carlton are blue
Sydney keep choking in grand finals,
Now it’s more than a few

Poem 3

Tasmania think they can support a team,
They think they can win
The only thing Tassies love more,
Is probably their twin


/Intermezzo

Its touching that you are so obsessed with me and I'll admit, a little flattering. However Chief has strict rules about mods dating melters and unfortunately it is frowned upon

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Springvale McDonalds
Please be aware
There is an unstable non tyre changing flog on his way
To give you hell and your staff a spray

 

[V_23]

From the Bard's mouth
To the Policeman's yard
This thread belongs in the Divvy Van
For V_23's sins

Sh*t little poem you’ve constructed their, Elmer

 

[V_23]

Its touching that you are so obsessed with me and I'll admit, a little flattering. However Chief has strict rules about mods dating melters and unfortunately it is frowned upon

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Sh*t little poem you’ve constructed their, Elmer

I tried doing a Weird Al Parody Thread about Club Songs last year on the bay but a certain killjoy of a mod poo-poo ed it.

 

[zackah]

I tried doing a Weird Al Parody Thread about Club Songs last year on the bay but a certain killjoy of a mod poo-poo ed it.

Was that me?

Sounds like something I would do.

 

[V_23]

Cripps won the Brownlow,
But on the ladder, Essendon are down low
The last time they won a final,
Hipsters weren’t yet listening to vinyl

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Was that me?

Sounds like something I would do.

Still a bit salty about it tbh

 

[AvantGardener]

The Carlton Blues
Never ever lose
The best team in the comp
They win in a romp

As for Essendon
Well they've never won
What about the Pies?
They're easy as Fly's

Nobody can get in the way
Not even the Demons or Footscray
Of Carltons complete domination
Even Geelong is an obliteration

Neither the Tigers or Saints
Could ever, ever taint
The Blues march to the Premiership Cup
In fact, they've already got 16 up

That only leaves North and the Hawks
But everybody knows they're a bunch of dorks
So that's why Carlton is the best
**** the rest

 

[Chronz]

Once strong, now they falter,
Blue and white dreams slip away,
Hope fades in the night.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

You had a chance to rhyme falter with McQualter ... 2/10

 

[Chronz]

You had a chance to rhyme falter with McQualter ... 2/10

It's a haiku.

 

[Shinboner roo]

St Kilda is sad
Rain falls from the sky
Umbrella won't work
No father sons make me sigh

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Collingwood think they are tough
But when the going gets rough
They shit themselves like pigs in the trough
And blame the umpires for not being
good enough

 

[Chronz]

Collingwood think they are tough
But when the going gets rough
They shit themselves like pigs in the trough
And blame the umpires for not being
good enough

I love yelling at the fluoro campaigners live at the G. Feels good.

 

[V_23]

I love yelling at the fluoro campaigners live at the G. Feels good.

That’s not a poem, m7. That’s sh*t.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

We are Geelong
The most entitled Bogans of all
We are Geelong
We owe it all to Frank Costa's criminal Ops

 

[springvale_mackers]

An elderly man went to maccas.
The staff screamed “please don’t attack us!”
He paid for his food in silver coins,
And unleashed some disgusting flattus.

 

[Chronz]

That’s not a poem, m7. That’s sh*t.

In shadows cast by moonlit night,
V_23, a troublesome sight,
With sneaky steps and watchful eye,
Stalks poor Zackah, oh my, oh my!

In the realm of chatter, v_23 took flight,
With words like thunder, bringing storms of spite.
A meltdown brewing, emotions ran high,
Tempers flared softly, like clouds in the sky.

 

[V_23]

In shadows cast by moonlit night,
V_23, a troublesome sight,
With sneaky steps and watchful eye,
Stalks poor Zackah, oh my, oh my!

In the realm of chatter, v_23 took flight,
With words like thunder, bringing storms of spite.
A meltdown brewing, emotions ran high,
Tempers flared softly, like clouds in the sky.

… better!

 

[V_23]

Carlton are good,
Carlton are great
We have the most premierships,
As of this date

 

[BloodRet]

I drove to the G
With a heart full of hope
And left heart broken
The art of the choke

 

[Sarcoidevo]

North is fukd
Richmond is cukd
Ginnivan dukd
Hawks were plukd
Hinkley clukd
Fort rukd
Swans sukd